Theories you and your mates have developed

[lifelike_]

No matter where you sit in a lecture, you'll still manage to sit near the only person that won't shutup.

No matter where you sit at the footy, you'll still manage to sit near the bloke that won't shutup/commentates, coaches and abuses/kicks the back of your seat compulsively for two hours.

No matter where you sit on the tram/train/bus, you'll still manage to sit near the loudest/smelliest/most annoying person there.

 

[camsmith]

No matter where you sit at the footy, you'll still manage to sit near the bloke that won't shutup/commentates, coaches and abuses/kicks the back of your seat compulsively for two hours.

I always seem to get the seats where kids kick the back of your seats all game. Annoyingly it's hard to turn around and tell the kids to stop, or for the parents to control their kids.

I could be sitting in an empty bay of seats, yet 5 minutes into the first quarter a group of 10 kids will sit directly behind me. Unbelievable.

 

[Rosstickle]

No matter where you sit in a lecture, you'll still manage to sit near the only person that won't shutup.

No matter where you sit at the footy, you'll still manage to sit near the bloke that won't shutup/commentates, coaches and abuses/kicks the back of your seat compulsively for two hours.

No matter where you sit on the tram/train/bus, you'll still manage to sit near the loudest/smelliest/most annoying person there.

In any lecture theatre the people with clicky pens will evenly distribute themselves around the lecture theatre to maximise the area in which their constant clicking can be heard.

 

[SJ]

YOu fancy a girl and sit near them hoping for conversation, but because you dont say anything, there is no conversation.

But afterwards you still feel like you accomplished something.

Loving this one, hilarious. So true.

 

[Johnson#26]

Amazing call mcuzzy, quite accurate indeed. One of the more left field but ohsotrue ones of this great thread.

Will also add the feeling you can get, where you sense your day ahead, for better or worse. Sometimes you're 'on', no matter what the day is set to throw at you. Others you can feel trouble set in quickly. You just know, either way.

 

[-CG-]

Loving this one, hilarious. So true.

From a girls point of view its kind of annoying when a guy sits down next to you, with obvious intentions, and then they don't say anything.

However, I can see the point you guys are making

 

[colesmore]

I'm hoping to have a beer at a pub near the last station at the end of every line in Melbourne, hopefully in one week. That may lead to the next part..

that people with hyphenated surnames are complete w***ers

Yeah I kinda am

 

[Hoffy95]

From a girls point of view its kind of annoying when a guy sits down next to you, with obvious intentions, and then they don't say anything.

However, I can see the point you guys are making

You're probably allowed to say something yourself to get things flowing (conversation that is) if you find it annoying?

 

[-CG-]

You're probably allowed to say something yourself to get things flowing (conversation that is) if you find it annoying?

Maybe annoying wasn't the right word. More so frustrating that a guy has made that effort but then doesn't follow through and start a conversation.

 

[camsmith]

From a girls point of view its kind of annoying when a guy sits down next to you, with obvious intentions, and then they don't say anything.

However, I can see the point you guys are making

You must be hot.

 

[wce4premiership]

haha smooth

 

[MarcMaverick]

This tends to happen to me when I think of funny bits in the Simpsons, then bam, that episode is on that night.

TRUE that.
I once thought of an entire episode of Two and a half Men throughout the day and BAM, Mate that same night at 7:00 that same episode that was entertaining in my mind aired. Subconsciencly I was Mind-blown.

 

[Jono B]

TRUE that.
I once thought of an entire episode of Two and a half Men throughout the day and BAM, Mate that same night at 7:00 that same episode that was entertaining in my mind aired. Subconsciencly I was Mind-blown.

Yeah I understand that. I once thought of, the episode of two and a half men where Charlie got in to trouble from sleeping around, Alan was skrewed over by his ex-wife and Charlie and Jake said something dumb/cute. Then I saw it on that night. Wow.

 

[Athomas]

Yeah I understand that. I once thought of, the episode of two and a half men where Charlie got in to trouble from sleeping around, Alan was skrewed over by his ex-wife and Charlie and Jake said something dumb/cute. Then I saw it on that night. Wow.

Quality.

 

[Deledinho]

Quality.

It made me laugh more than Two and a Half Men ever has.

 

[MarcMaverick]

That we are all related to each other in some way, shape or form.

 

[Deledinho]

That hangovers are worse if you sleep in your own bed, as opposed to crashing on a mate's couch etc.

 

[demonfan9]

Interesting one Deledinho. Fortunately I don't get too many hangovers these days, which means I can't test out that theory too often. However, I always feel more comfortable sleeping in my own bed, so that if I wake up and feel shithouse, I am in the comfort of my own home rather than at a mates house.

 

[Freak Dodgeball Accident]

Whenever you drop something when you're outside, just as you're about to pick it up a gust of wind will blow it away from your reach. Happens everytime without fail.

 

[dark blue days]

When I'm talking myself up in cricket I go out the next ball.

 

[CrazyQ]

Err, no, I'd rather fine dine on some white puss with my tasty mayo squirted evenly over the burger...

You speak like a white man, yo.

 

[blues4flag]

Whenever you drop something when you're outside, just as you're about to pick it up a gust of wind will blow it away from your reach. Happens everytime without fail.

Yep. Dropped my keys the other day and sure enough the wind carried it right over the fence and down the road.

 

[getthefooty]

You must have very light keys.

 

[Benno_900]

Yep. Dropped my keys the other day and sure enough the wind carried it right over the fence and down the road.

Do you just carry a key ring around?

 

[Freak Dodgeball Accident]

Yep. Dropped my keys the other day and sure enough the wind carried it right over the fence and down the road.

Well I had meant to say something light like a piece of paper or wrapper, but seeing as even your keys got caught by the wind I guess my theory holds true.