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There hasd never been such a bigger rabble of an AFL organisation when it comes to fail. It seems the failboat is permanently docked at the St Kilda Marina that's how much of a failure this rabble is.
This club not only manages to fail on the field but off it as well and here is why.
Point One: Wooden Spoons
St Kill them selves has managed to win a whopping 26 of them. No club comes even close in terms of failing this much. The only other AFL award that has been won even near this many times is the Runners up with Collingwood having done this 25 times.
Point Two: Falling Over in Grand Finals.
St Kilda have a grand history winning grand finals with only being able to beat the Collingscum Magpests in 1966 with a lucky break. Kicking a fluke point to win the game which was out of sheer crapness rather than skill.
The Aints managed to win the minor premiership 3 times and fail in the big one everytime. In 1965 they failed to 4th placed essendon, In 1997 they fell over to the 4th placed crows after placing themselves in a winning position at half time and most importantly in 2008 they choaked to Geelong after 19 straight wins and being the first team to fail after reaching that record. Failure Queens of the Highest order.
Please be warned these videos may cause the Princesses from St Killer to experience Nick Riewoldt like emotions which will result in waterworks that may da`mage computer equipment such as keyboards and mice.
It also may cause back injuries to other supporters who may injure their bac k or other body parts from falling off the chair after laughing so hard.
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Point 3: Coaches
Never has a club been so poor at their coach selection as St Kilda have. Fail of the highest order. First that sack poor innocent Stan Alves who manages to get them to the grand final hand have their best seaobn in 30 years plus but then they follow it up with hiring two of the biggest spuds ever in Timothy "wooden Spoon" Watson and Malcolm "$1 Million Dollar Man" Blight. As if St Kilda management was seriously dumb enough to hire spuds such as these especially one who had already ****ed the club over once in 1997 and then did it again with taking his payment and making the club even more rubbish. What a blight on the game this chapter was.
Then there's Ross Lyon but we'll give him a little bit more time to determine whether he is a bigger failure or not. 2009's performance says so at the moment.
Grant Thomas isn't even worth mentioning except for the fact he tried to tell us that St Kilda was better than another up and coming rural team which was about as wrong as an elephant making love to a pig.
Point 4: Captains
This all started in 1987 when Danny "Spud" Frawley was given the captaincy. When you have a captain known as spud you know your club is destined to be heading down the toilet for a little while or in St Kilda's case, my lifetime so far.
After this spud it just got worse for St Kilda. They employed Robert Harvey and Nathan Burke who got the club better for a while but never were really successful. These fine footballers were unfortunately condemned just like Matthew Richardson to a career of failure at a shit club.
*Note: It is St Kilda's fault Matthew Richardson was unsuccessful and Richmond and its supporters should feel anger towards St Rabble. The reason for this is due to St Kilda's number one spud coaching in 2001 and bringing the St Krapper culture with him. He is pictured above.
The captains issue however got even funnier for St Kilda in the new millenium by deciding to employ a crybaby blond pretty boy from Tasmania Hawks territory to a manly leadership position who always acts like a girl by the name of Nick "The Crybaby" Riewoldt. In 2006 Luke Ball was captain. A player condemned by St Rabble fans because he made such a good decision to move to a club likely to have more chance of winning a premiership. This tipified the failure mentality held by St Kilda that a former captain leaves because he realises the club is in Dyer trouble and setting themselves up for failure bigger than St Kilda's listr management issues.
Here is a picture of Luke showing the pain of playing for St Failure.
Their current captain is the biggest failure of all time though. How a club can see themselves as being successful with a crybaby sissyboy at the helm is about as bad judgement as the Titanic allowing captain Edward J Smith to be the boss.
This crybaby not only brings and embodies a culture of mentally fragile players but also fails to stand up and be counted.
Notable examples include when he missed after the siren to wwin against Essendon and the 2009 grand final where he was owned by a certain fine backman called Harry Taylor who was crippled with a broken hand.
Here is some pictures of this fine captain at work.
It is highly evident that this baby should be joining in with the playtime at toddler group and leave the football a real mans activity to the grown ups like this fine captain
Point 5: Management Team
This is the most hilarious part of St Kilda's operations. Most notably for employing Rob Buterss and Brian "Cheater" Waldron as leaders of the business functions of their clubs.
Rod Butters is known for releasing more verbal diahorrea than what you'd expect to see from 60 people food poisoned after eating at their local curry house the night before. Had no clue and told more crap and l;ies than a used car salesman.
Then there is this clown Brian Waldron
Managed to go to a football club across the Yarra in a different code and cheat the salary cap, which has also bought doubts over his time at St Kilda. The club's 2004 and 2008 Preseason Premierships need to be investigated ASAP. Not to mention their 2009 runners up medals
.
It seems that this club could not only fail by normal channels but fail by cheating as well.
Point Six: Trading Full Forwards
These are two of the biggest doozys of all time. Traded Tony "Plugger" Lockett and Bad Boy Barry Hall to Sydney in exchange for nothing but failure as Sydney reaped the rewards of these superstars in their prime. \
Barry Hall went on to win a premiership with Sydney and end their 73 year drought.
Went on to be the greatest goalkicker of all time.
Need I say anyomore except why would a club be sop dumb to trade these once in a generation p;layers away. ?
Point Seven: Their supporters
They have come up with some epic failures over the years but 2009 takes the cake where they managed to self own themselves harder than when John Howard implemented Workchoices.
Here are a few snippets.
Wake me up when Riewoldtember Ends
http://bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=626073
Which Handbagger Will Throw The First Handbag (Lulz at the self ownage)
http://bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=636332
19-1 (All's Still Good In The Hood)
http://bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=618441
Point 8: Their Playing Style.
Last Friday's game was sheer proof that St Kilda play in such a way to
ensure all spectators feel like their eyes are burning, much like they have just been in contact with sulphuric acid. This is not the first time this style hs been used and will unfortunately continue to be used by St Killflogs in the future.
Conclusion:
I think St Kilda has been systematically proven to be thre fail queens of Australian Football and world sport. This work is the definative resedarch and proof on the matter and I urge St Killflogs to form a different conclusion because quite simply there is nothing beloqw your abortion of the club. Not even failmantle.
This club not only manages to fail on the field but off it as well and here is why.
Point One: Wooden Spoons
St Kill them selves has managed to win a whopping 26 of them. No club comes even close in terms of failing this much. The only other AFL award that has been won even near this many times is the Runners up with Collingwood having done this 25 times.
Point Two: Falling Over in Grand Finals.
St Kilda have a grand history winning grand finals with only being able to beat the Collingscum Magpests in 1966 with a lucky break. Kicking a fluke point to win the game which was out of sheer crapness rather than skill.
The Aints managed to win the minor premiership 3 times and fail in the big one everytime. In 1965 they failed to 4th placed essendon, In 1997 they fell over to the 4th placed crows after placing themselves in a winning position at half time and most importantly in 2008 they choaked to Geelong after 19 straight wins and being the first team to fail after reaching that record. Failure Queens of the Highest order.
Please be warned these videos may cause the Princesses from St Killer to experience Nick Riewoldt like emotions which will result in waterworks that may da`mage computer equipment such as keyboards and mice.
It also may cause back injuries to other supporters who may injure their bac k or other body parts from falling off the chair after laughing so hard.
[youtube]_iXNd4EE6_Y[/youtube]
[youtube]EMswYa2ivMc[/youtube]
Point 3: Coaches
Never has a club been so poor at their coach selection as St Kilda have. Fail of the highest order. First that sack poor innocent Stan Alves who manages to get them to the grand final hand have their best seaobn in 30 years plus but then they follow it up with hiring two of the biggest spuds ever in Timothy "wooden Spoon" Watson and Malcolm "$1 Million Dollar Man" Blight. As if St Kilda management was seriously dumb enough to hire spuds such as these especially one who had already ****ed the club over once in 1997 and then did it again with taking his payment and making the club even more rubbish. What a blight on the game this chapter was.
Then there's Ross Lyon but we'll give him a little bit more time to determine whether he is a bigger failure or not. 2009's performance says so at the moment.
Grant Thomas isn't even worth mentioning except for the fact he tried to tell us that St Kilda was better than another up and coming rural team which was about as wrong as an elephant making love to a pig.
Point 4: Captains
This all started in 1987 when Danny "Spud" Frawley was given the captaincy. When you have a captain known as spud you know your club is destined to be heading down the toilet for a little while or in St Kilda's case, my lifetime so far.
After this spud it just got worse for St Kilda. They employed Robert Harvey and Nathan Burke who got the club better for a while but never were really successful. These fine footballers were unfortunately condemned just like Matthew Richardson to a career of failure at a shit club.
*Note: It is St Kilda's fault Matthew Richardson was unsuccessful and Richmond and its supporters should feel anger towards St Rabble. The reason for this is due to St Kilda's number one spud coaching in 2001 and bringing the St Krapper culture with him. He is pictured above.
The captains issue however got even funnier for St Kilda in the new millenium by deciding to employ a crybaby blond pretty boy from Tasmania Hawks territory to a manly leadership position who always acts like a girl by the name of Nick "The Crybaby" Riewoldt. In 2006 Luke Ball was captain. A player condemned by St Rabble fans because he made such a good decision to move to a club likely to have more chance of winning a premiership. This tipified the failure mentality held by St Kilda that a former captain leaves because he realises the club is in Dyer trouble and setting themselves up for failure bigger than St Kilda's listr management issues.
Here is a picture of Luke showing the pain of playing for St Failure.
Their current captain is the biggest failure of all time though. How a club can see themselves as being successful with a crybaby sissyboy at the helm is about as bad judgement as the Titanic allowing captain Edward J Smith to be the boss.
This crybaby not only brings and embodies a culture of mentally fragile players but also fails to stand up and be counted.
Notable examples include when he missed after the siren to wwin against Essendon and the 2009 grand final where he was owned by a certain fine backman called Harry Taylor who was crippled with a broken hand.
Here is some pictures of this fine captain at work.
It is highly evident that this baby should be joining in with the playtime at toddler group and leave the football a real mans activity to the grown ups like this fine captain
Point 5: Management Team
This is the most hilarious part of St Kilda's operations. Most notably for employing Rob Buterss and Brian "Cheater" Waldron as leaders of the business functions of their clubs.
Rod Butters is known for releasing more verbal diahorrea than what you'd expect to see from 60 people food poisoned after eating at their local curry house the night before. Had no clue and told more crap and l;ies than a used car salesman.
Then there is this clown Brian Waldron
Managed to go to a football club across the Yarra in a different code and cheat the salary cap, which has also bought doubts over his time at St Kilda. The club's 2004 and 2008 Preseason Premierships need to be investigated ASAP. Not to mention their 2009 runners up medals
. It seems that this club could not only fail by normal channels but fail by cheating as well.
Point Six: Trading Full Forwards
These are two of the biggest doozys of all time. Traded Tony "Plugger" Lockett and Bad Boy Barry Hall to Sydney in exchange for nothing but failure as Sydney reaped the rewards of these superstars in their prime. \
Barry Hall went on to win a premiership with Sydney and end their 73 year drought.
Went on to be the greatest goalkicker of all time.
Need I say anyomore except why would a club be sop dumb to trade these once in a generation p;layers away. ?
Point Seven: Their supporters
They have come up with some epic failures over the years but 2009 takes the cake where they managed to self own themselves harder than when John Howard implemented Workchoices.
Here are a few snippets.
Wake me up when Riewoldtember Ends
http://bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=626073
Which Handbagger Will Throw The First Handbag (Lulz at the self ownage)
http://bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=636332
19-1 (All's Still Good In The Hood)
http://bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=618441
Point 8: Their Playing Style.
Last Friday's game was sheer proof that St Kilda play in such a way to
ensure all spectators feel like their eyes are burning, much like they have just been in contact with sulphuric acid. This is not the first time this style hs been used and will unfortunately continue to be used by St Killflogs in the future.
Conclusion:
I think St Kilda has been systematically proven to be thre fail queens of Australian Football and world sport. This work is the definative resedarch and proof on the matter and I urge St Killflogs to form a different conclusion because quite simply there is nothing beloqw your abortion of the club. Not even failmantle.
Standing ovation to you mate. 
