If Cloke is going to be a half decent assistant coach with any sort of footy nouse, you will be named as captain of the 2's. that way they wont have to worry about considerring you in the 1's and deflating your massive ego.
Excellent post!
Roids deserves to be playing rezzies next year, got flogged in the most important game of the year, too slow, no skills and an ordinary bloke (allegedly). Be at the ground at 10 Ray!