The 'Imagine If' thread.

[chefmeister]

Says Bradbury Bunny

So you do have the flags to show for it..?
If you're disputing my claim then lets have some roof.

 

[Byron_Clanger]

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[KissmeRobbo]

Bradbury bunny is a Carlton supporter now..


enjoy those wooden spoons

 

[chefmeister]

How long should I be expected to wait for big man Robbo's roof..?

Yeah that's right, not long 'cause he's got nuffin'...

 

[KissmeRobbo]

How long should I be expected to wait for big man Robbo's roof..?

Yeah that's right, not long 'cause he's got nuffin'...

No worries Blueboy

 

[chefmeister]

No worries Blueboy

lol no roof.
What happened to the big puffy cheated rant about being the best..?
That loyalty lasted all of about 3 posts.

hahaha keep it up KMR.
Seinfeld charged about $200 a ticket here.
You're much better value...

 

[KissmeRobbo]

Keep punching blueboy

 

[chefmeister]

Keep punching blueboy

No worries.
Carlton & Essendon have more flags than you.
Carlton & Essendon are more successful than you.
These facts hurt your rectum.
Am I right..??

 

[KissmeRobbo]

Such a shame you've chosen to follow the Blues just as they are about to hand over the crown of most successful club to us in 7 weeks

 

[chefmeister]

Imagine if Collingwood were as successful as Essendon & Carlton.
But they're not. Shame...

Hurts doesn't it..!?
hahaha it doesn't even matter if you win another flag because your debt earned by losing so many grand finals will never be repaid.

Collingwood = choking since the advent of finals football.

 

[KissmeRobbo]

You lost 5 grand finals in 20 years blueboy

 

[chefmeister]

You lost 5 grand finals in 20 years blueboy

hahaha you lost 27 out of 42 thanks to the wobbles.
Thats just over 35% strike rate.
Not bad for the greatest club ever...

lol

 

[Stephen Shavedham]

Keep punching blueboy

It's offical, your posts are now straight up embarrassing! Hey you know how you're counting flags, have you been able to count to the amount u've won......that you've actually watched? Count em for us, brah?

 

[KissmeRobbo]

It's offical, your posts are now straight up embarrassing!

Maybe you should be embarrassed
US

YOU

 

[Tiger2709]

Imagine if Richmond won a flag

LOL, you do have TV and Radio in Adelaide don't you, I know most of you don't go to school, so you probably cant count to 10

 

[Tiger2709]

Hold your water, October 1st we become the most successful club of all time


and you'll have exactly half the flags of the big 3 Jethro

Moving into the heady realms where only cheats and tankers have been before.

 

[KissmeRobbo]

Moving into the heady realms where only cheats and tankers have been before.

Actually we were there for 60 years without having to cheat

It was only through cheating they caught us


As soon as the AFL cracked down on cheating we are suddenly about to become the most successful club in history again

Not a coincidence

 

[ChisBlues]

So nobody really supports their club until they sign up with Bigfooty.. is that really your argument?


You realize they play the games at those big green fields with stadiums.. people even go there and support their teams

But of course everyone at the ground calls them a bandwagonner if the don't have a BF account

Nup, you are a bandwagonner on Bigfooty.
Where did I mention the real football bandwagonner

You wait til your team has won the flag then join BF and proceed to be a post whore too.
You have made a good effort to be a bandwagonning postwhore with zero credibility

 

[ChisBlues]

Yeah just plodding along with a greater win rate than both of them

Headed the premiership table for a lazy 60 years.. twice as long as Carlton and Essendons put together

There will only be a big 1 come Oct 1st


ouch

And yet Carlton have more wins than Collingwood in Carlton Vs Collingwood games. Ouch

Carlton have won 5 out of 6 GF's that the two clubs have played against each other.Ouch

If it wasn't for Carlton, Collingwood would have not been around in the 1900's. Ouch

Collingwood are Carltons bitches in reality over thier history. Ouch

 

[Stephen Shavedham]

Moving into the heady realms where only cheats and tankers have been before.

Somewhere Shitmound wont have to worry about being in atleast the next 12 centuries!!

 

[KissmeRobbo]

Oh I think we know who the bitches are


* 3 wooden spoons in 5 years
* Worst performed club of the decade
* 2 presidents on criminal charges
* Sanctioned for cheating the salary cap
* Accused of tanking for draft picks
* Rape allegations from their own president
* Under counter payments to players
* Choked in every finals match this century
* Statistically worse than a dying Fitzroy
* Pratt's pricefixing woes
* Elliot's salary cap rorting and subsequent penalties
* Elliot's sexual hush money accusations
* Accusations of rape amid a botched police investigation
* Pagan's whole tenure
* Coaches not talking to each other
* The club going broke
* Wealthy supporters refusing to bail us out because they didn't like the administration
* Fev, Houlihan, a fire extinguisher and a dry cleaner
* Fev meets dildo
* Fev rides again, the return of the dildo
* Norman and Angwin - a buzz around training
* Norman and Angwin - what's yours is mine, especially if you are not home
* Norman - thinking of turning my house into a condominium
* Board leaks
* Fev leaks
* Wooden spoon
* Wooden spoon II
* Wooden spoon III
* Keeping up with the Whitnall's
* Stevo admits he was basically drunk for the first couple of years
* Scotland altercation with a woman
* Tanking allegations
* Libba tanking allegations
* Fev suspended after insipid Freo performance and off field altercation
* Fevvy Does Ireland
* Fevy Does the Brownlow
* Teague driving transgression
* Walker driving transgression
* Judd pressure point suspension
* Police caught taking Betts ... to jail
* Drunk driving
* Pratt cheating on his wife and fathering kids all over the world.
* Pratt cheating (full stop).
* Robinson allegations
* Fev altercation with casino security late at night
* Walker and underwear king Houla takes on Crown as well
* Force feeding a new rookie alcohol on a cruise
* Setanta gives Cloke the boot
* Fev gets the boot
* Collingwood win the 2010 Premiership

 

[Stephen Shavedham]

Oh I think we know who the bitches are


* 3 wooden spoons in 5 years
* Worst performed club of the decade
* 2 presidents on criminal charges
* Sanctioned for cheating the salary cap
* Accused of tanking for draft picks
* Rape allegations from their own president
* Under counter payments to players
* Choked in every finals match this century
* Statistically worse than a dying Fitzroy
* Pratt's pricefixing woes
* Elliot's salary cap rorting and subsequent penalties
* Elliot's sexual hush money accusations
* Accusations of rape amid a botched police investigation
* Pagan's whole tenure
* Coaches not talking to each other
* The club going broke
* Wealthy supporters refusing to bail us out because they didn't like the administration
* Fev, Houlihan, a fire extinguisher and a dry cleaner
* Fev meets dildo
* Fev rides again, the return of the dildo
* Norman and Angwin - a buzz around training
* Norman and Angwin - what's yours is mine, especially if you are not home
* Norman - thinking of turning my house into a condominium
* Board leaks
* Fev leaks
* Wooden spoon
* Wooden spoon II
* Wooden spoon III
* Keeping up with the Whitnall's
* Stevo admits he was basically drunk for the first couple of years
* Scotland altercation with a woman
* Tanking allegations
* Libba tanking allegations
* Fev suspended after insipid Freo performance and off field altercation
* Fevvy Does Ireland
* Fevy Does the Brownlow
* Teague driving transgression
* Walker driving transgression
* Judd pressure point suspension
* Police caught taking Betts ... to jail
* Drunk driving
* Pratt cheating on his wife and fathering kids all over the world.
* Pratt cheating (full stop).
* Robinson allegations
* Fev altercation with casino security late at night
* Walker and underwear king Houla takes on Crown as well
* Force feeding a new rookie alcohol on a cruise
* Setanta gives Cloke the boot
* Fev gets the boot
* Collingwood win the 2010 Premiership

That's a lot of effort for ****all.........feel for you.

 

[pacemaker]

Oh I think we know who the bitches are


* 3 wooden spoons in 5 years
* Worst performed club of the decade
* 2 presidents on criminal charges
* Sanctioned for cheating the salary cap
* Accused of tanking for draft picks
* Rape allegations from their own president
* Under counter payments to players
* Choked in every finals match this century
* Statistically worse than a dying Fitzroy
* Pratt's pricefixing woes
* Elliot's salary cap rorting and subsequent penalties
* Elliot's sexual hush money accusations
* Accusations of rape amid a botched police investigation
* Pagan's whole tenure
* Coaches not talking to each other
* The club going broke
* Wealthy supporters refusing to bail us out because they didn't like the administration
* Fev, Houlihan, a fire extinguisher and a dry cleaner
* Fev meets dildo
* Fev rides again, the return of the dildo
* Norman and Angwin - a buzz around training
* Norman and Angwin - what's yours is mine, especially if you are not home
* Norman - thinking of turning my house into a condominium
* Board leaks
* Fev leaks
* Wooden spoon
* Wooden spoon II
* Wooden spoon III
* Keeping up with the Whitnall's
* Stevo admits he was basically drunk for the first couple of years
* Scotland altercation with a woman
* Tanking allegations
* Libba tanking allegations
* Fev suspended after insipid Freo performance and off field altercation
* Fevvy Does Ireland
* Fevy Does the Brownlow
* Teague driving transgression
* Walker driving transgression
* Judd pressure point suspension
* Police caught taking Betts ... to jail
* Drunk driving
* Pratt cheating on his wife and fathering kids all over the world.
* Pratt cheating (full stop).
* Robinson allegations
* Fev altercation with casino security late at night
* Walker and underwear king Houla takes on Crown as well
* Force feeding a new rookie alcohol on a cruise
* Setanta gives Cloke the boot
* Fev gets the boot
* Collingwood win the 2010 Premiership

HA

Carlton are really crap. Future 5th place losers.

 

[Stephen Shavedham]

HA

Carlton are really crap. Future 5th place losers.

Imagine if you shuddup!!!!!!

 

[KissmeRobbo]

That's a lot of effort for ****all.........feel for you.

Ha ha.. actually it was your own mod (ODN) that did all the work.. I just copied and pasted