Definitive list of Hawk downhill Skiiers

[Lunchlady Doris]

Who put in pissweak efforts in big games against Geelong. Brace yourselves, it's pretty lengthy.


Jack Gunston - goes OK against bottom 8 teams, disappears when the heat is on. GF form too.
Paul Poopolo - Head-ducking, head-holding piece of shit player basically.
Lance Franklin - continues to play his 'decoy' role when up against the Cats
Shane Savage - can't even be bothered describing this cretin
Isaac Smith - one of the worst wastes of a first round pick consistently getting games
Luke Breust - goes to water in big games
Samantha Bitchell gets a mention for his DDT on Joel Corey. Should get weeks, MRP will look the other way because he's a hawk

Feel free to add more, I'm sure there's a few

 

[silent butcher]

Luke hodge- more interested in what food he is going to eat

 

[ClokesShankedIt]

Cyril "Junktime" Rioli. You need a hard look at yourself for overlooking that show pony

 

[db swannie]

What did lard-arse Hodge do tonight?

Jaryd "The most important player in the AFL" Roughhead was ordinary.

Josh "3rd man up" Gibson is a plodder.

 

[Bartosrules]

The thread that needed to be made.

Luke Hodge. Gave nothing all night. Waste of a captaincy.
And another mention for Lance " I got no right side" Franklin

 

[Bennett.]

Brad Hill - when the chips are down he disappears

 

[Seedsman_]

Faux tough guy Jordan Lewis is the queen of this thread.

 

[SydneyPhilly]

Brian 'Butterfingers' Lake - fumbled every ball that came within 5m of him

 

[Two Eyes]

Rioli. Always stuffs up under pressure.

Puopolo. Piece of shite. Loved the pathetic attempt to get a head high int he dying minutes. Even stooped to holding a hand to his head even though there was no contact.

 

[Les Norton]

LLD. You have no class

 

[maryjames]

Did Hodge play?

 

[Biggy_Boy]

Cyril Rioli. What an overrated spud.

 

[db swannie]

Did Hodge play?

Sort of.

 

[SydneyPhilly]

Did Hodge play?

He danced around 2 players and then kicked the ball to a woeful two-on-one with a couple minutes to go?

Must have seen a cheeseburger in the stands

 

[MarkP]

Alastair "deathstare" Clarkson.

Has no plan for serious games after the "kick it to Buddy" fails.

Continues to get beat in anything that remotely resembles an important game.

Freezes in big games and punches walls when he has the cranky pants on.

Downhill skier.

 

[Hand]

I wouldn't define Geelong supporters as good winners.

 

[SydneyPhilly]

I wouldn't define Geelong supporters as good winners.

It's Bigfooty.

a) no-one gives a ****
b) no-one is anyway, so suck it up princess

 

[Lunchlady Doris]

Faux tough guy Jordan Lewis is the queen of this thread.

Can't believe I missed this guy.

Just gave myself an uppercut.

 

[maryjames]

He danced around 2 players and then kicked the ball to a woeful two-on-one with a couple minutes to go?

Must have seen a cheeseburger in the stands

What a fat campaigner.

 

[Lunchlady Doris]

LLD. You have no class

ROFL, one day you'll win one Les, I got to make hay while the sun shines.

 

[SydneyPhilly]

What a fat silly.

Hey, he can dunk on Roughead!



....which, admittedly, has nothing to do with the sport he is actually employed to play

 

[Les Norton]

ROFL, one day you'll win one Les, I got to make hay while the sun shines.

Ha. That sun you talk about has been shining for a bloody long time now

 

[Hand]

It's Bigfooty.

a) no-one gives a ****
b) no-one is anyway, so suck it up princess

c) piss off, aflswans flog. your opinion is completely irrelevant. Go suck off the AFL some more, yeh>?

 

[PoidaCat]

ROFL, one day you'll win one Les, I got to make hay while the sun shines.

I won't be logging in for a while if we lose to them.

 

[Biggy_Boy]

Did Hodge play?

Yeah, got pantsed by Caddy.