Free Agent # 6: Joe Daniher (part 1)

[Despair]

Joe Daniher's Christmas List

• Increased accuracy with set shots at goal
• Increased size and strength ( >100kg body weight)

Feel free to add others.

 

[VelvetSledge]

Joe Daniher's Christmas List

• Increased accuracy with set shots at goal
• Increased size and strength ( >100kg body weight)

Feel free to add others.

moar derp

 

[Whispering_Jack]

moar derp

Is that even possible? Lets not get too greedy

 

[eth-dog]

Joe Daniher's Christmas List

• Increased accuracy with set shots at goal
• Increased size and strength ( >100kg body weight)

Feel free to add others.

pretty much it. He's 6-11 kg's lighter than his optimum weight (100-105kg's, similar to your Tippett, Petrie, Dixon types)

 

[Despair]

I know its early (reallllly early) I just hope he doesn't become our Travis Cloke. Amazing marking capabilities but misses heaps of set shots.

Yeah I know I jumped the gun and went full ******, sorry.

 

[Ben the Gooner]

Pre-season training:

Day 1 - 150
9am Goalkicking. 20 push ups for every miss
5pm Home time.

Problems solved.

 

[Old Campaigner]

Joe Daniher's Christmas List

• Increased accuracy with set shots at goal
• Increased size and strength ( >100kg body weight)

Feel free to add others.

• Knock up his missus

 

[Rack Watts]

Pre-season training:

9am Goalkicking. 10x 100kg squats, 130kg deadlifts and 90kg Bench Press for every miss

This goes up 5kg on each, every fortnight.


Problems solved.

Fixed Benny ^_^

 

[Despair]

• Knock up his missus

Pics?

 

[hurlygurdy]

Pics?

Not really what he was talking about actually

 

[carnthedons]

• Knock up his missus

I like the idea of him just cutting a swathe through Melbourne's finest. That way he can sire more than one every 9 months

 

[Despair]

Not really what he was talking about actually

I assume he is talking about creating another son of Essendon for our future, but I also want to see whether his missus is hot.

 

[Despair]

I like the idea of him just cutting a swathe through Melbourne's finest. That way he can sire more than one every 9 months

Hahaha love it. We'll be known as The Bastards of Windy Hill. 22 Minions of Derp running around clunking everything.

 

[eth-dog]

Hahaha love it. We'll be known as The Bastards of Windy Hill. 22 Minions of Derp running around clunking everything.

44 on a list

 

[carnthedons]

Hahaha love it. We'll be known as The Bastards of Windy Hill. 22 Minions of Derp running around clunking everything.

Won't need to do any DNA testing either, can spot a Daniher a mile off

 

[Ben the Gooner]

**** the Flight Plan, we should donate to fund Joe's harem.

 

[Andronicus]

I assume he is talking about creating another son of Essendon for our future, but I also want to see whether his missus is hot.

While that is important, I'm more interested in her sporting pedigree.

 

[HirdyLannister]

Must be a Melbourne Vixen or nothing.

Edit: stuff it, let's put him out to stud now.

 

[Tait]

He shows some scary skill in game. Just needs to eat a truck load of dirty bird and to head over to farq. Also wish they'd use him solely as a forward (obviously there is going to be times when he HAS to move to ruck).

 

[Ben the Gooner]

While that is important, I'm more interested in her sporting pedigree.

Just as long as we don't have the disappointment of the offspring of Paul van der Haar and an olympic high jumper taking up ****ing golf.

 

[Andronicus]

Just as long as we don't have the disappointment of the offspring of Paul van der Haar and an olympic high jumper taking up ******* golf.

Is there no way the father-son rule can direct a percentage of a golfers winnings towards the flight plan?

 

[Ben the Gooner]

Is there no way the father-son rule can direct a percentage of a golfers winnings towards the flight plan?

I feel like that might actually be conduct unbecoming.

 

[Despair]

Breed the derp with a 6"5+ high jumper. Their child will derp at the highest point a man ever has.

 

[eth-dog]

While that is important, I'm more interested in her sporting pedigree.

I know Australia's first taekwondo World champion?

 

[carnthedons]

I know Australia's first taekwondo World champion?

I was thinking more elite middle distance runner/sprinter, maybe that chick that dances before races?