The All-SFA Club Lounge Society Lodge

[Footypie32]

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Welcome to the inaugural opening of the ACLSL, where only the best of the best get to hang their coat. All members of this seasons All-SFA side as well as the current Mobbs Medallists, EKA medallist, *Deestroy medallist and of course the Tiger-TFLUA medallist are invited.

Please make your way to the cloak room first to receive your complimentary dressing-gown and fine Cuban cigar from Castro's own private stash. You may then wonder down the history-rich corridors to our 24hr bar, where everything is completely free to our esteemed members.

On the wall you will notice a picture of the very first All-SFA side with the great [User]Mobbenfuhrer[/User] and the rest of his mighty team. Don't they look dashing.

We of course have a heated pool and the finest Masseuses brought all the way from the exotic Eastern continents. If you would prefer the touch of a lady, we have a few of those lovely coloured women, brought all the way from deepest, darkest Africa. And if female's don't tickle your fancy, we have a couple of fair-skinned striplings that will.

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Our world-famous "[User]Deestroy[/User]" cocktail bar can make any drink you fancy and our foreign bartenders only know enough English that they cannot listen in on your private conversations. Kick back and relax after a hard training session, with your favourite drink. ​

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To make our members from Baghdad feel more at home, we have our newly re-furbished "[User]Stegelator[/User]" Shisha room. Of course, anybody is welcome to pull up a seat and blow smoke-rings to your hearts content. ​

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And that concludes the tour. Of course, there is much more to discover at the All-SFA Club Lounge Society Lodge, but you'll have to unearth these for yourself. ​

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I know pronounce the Club officially open...​

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*Boshtrich clause added.​

 

[Footypie32]

We also have an exclusive opportunity for two lucky SFAers as part of our initial Waiting Staff. If you feel you have what it takes please supply your resume within. Experience preferred. Moustache optional. Thank you.

 

[okeydoke7]

Checking in

 

[Footypie32]

Checking in

Good evening Mr okeydoke7, it appears you are on my guest list. Please come in and make yourself feel at home. Hors d'oevre, Sir?

 

[MP_]

Bunch of flogs

 

[Footypie32]

Bunch of flogs

I'm sorry, Sir. You don't appear to be on my list. I'll have to politely ask you to leave. I'm sure you understand.

 

[Igloo]

 

[MP_]

I'm sorry, Sir. You don't appear to be on my list. I'll have to politely ask you to leave. I'm sure you understand.

the only time i've been called sir is when someone has said you're making a scene

 

[Footypie32]

the only time i've been called sir is when someone has said you're making a scene

We do have a position for a Head Sommelier available if you have the relevant qualifications...

 

[Footypie32]

It's good to see you've already made use of our Valet service. Although I'll make sure my staff open the door for you next time.

 

[Reardo]

Checking in.

 

[Footypie32]

Checking in.

Mr Reardo was it? I.. I don't see you on my list. Which award did you say you had won?

 

[Wise Guy Sam]

This is bullshit. My Mobbs medal is not even a year old. But that upstart PVF had to steal my 'membership' to the SFACLSL.

And seeing how Moustaches are optional I don't even have an edge getting one of the waiter jobs.

Please don't make me go to the ****ing pants party.

 

[Reardo]

Mr Reardo was it? I.. I don't see you on my list. Which award did you say you had won?

Are you serious? EKA Medalist from season 11 or 12 or something, might have been 13. ****, I won one though.

 

[Reardo]

Oh, current winners hey. **** this place.

 

[OrdinaryJoel]

This is bullshit. My Mobbs medal is not even a year old. But that upstart PVF had to steal my 'membership' to the SFACLSL.

And seeing how Moustaches are optional I don't even have an edge getting one of the waiter jobs.

Please don't make me go to the ****ing pants party.

You surely would be a shoo-in for the maître d’hôtel position...

 

[Footypie32]

I also forgot to mention that as the weather warms up, we will be opening our brand new "[User]Broken[/User]"Balcony Bar. We are very pleased to announce that we only lost 2 of our fantastic Mexican workers during the renovations. Apparently we shouldn't have bought our scaffolding from Mexico as well... Who Knew!

 

[Footypie32]

Oh, current winners hey. **** this place.

I apologise for the misunderstanding, Sir. Bruno will show you out...

 

[Footypie32]

This is bullshit. My Mobbs medal is not even a year old. But that upstart PVF had to steal my 'membership' to the SFACLSL.

And seeing how Moustaches are optional I don't even have an edge getting one of the waiter jobs.

Please don't make me go to the ****ing pants party.

If you have your Resume on you, I would only be too happy to rip it up in front of you.

 

[Footypie32]

You surely would be a shoo-in for the maître d’hôtel position...

Oh, and you must be the new Chef we have been expecting. Let me show you to the kitchen...

 

[OrdinaryJoel]

Oh, and you must be the new Chef we have been expecting. Let me show you to the kitchen...

Eth Wellington is on the menu tonight, a delicious meal if I say so myself.

 

[MP_]

Eth Wellington is on the menu tonight, a delicious meal if I say so myself.

I hope the chef spits in every meal

 

[OrdinaryJoel]

I hope the chef spits in every meal

I will, don't you worry... *wink*

 

[Footypie32]

I hope the chef spits in every meal

That reminds me! I need to put sour grapes on the buffet. Thank you.

 

[Mr Eagle]

Now this sort of hospitality I could get used to... I can't wait to see the theatre room once they get those 150" TVs installed.