The All-SFA Club Lounge Society Lodge

[Footypie32]

Now this sort of hospitality I could get used to... I can't wait to see the theatre room once they get those 150" TVs installed.

Shhhhhhh! You are going to ruin the big surprise. Wait until everyone has arrived.

 

[MP_]

That reminds me! I need to put sour grapes on the buffet. Thank you.

here, let me pull the silver spoon from your ass and serve you some

 

[Taylor]

Now THIS is a preaseason!

 

[StFly]

Oh, and you must be the new Chef we have been expecting. Let me show you to the kitchen...

As you're new around these parts I'm going to enlighten you.

There is this thing called the Deestroy medal, it is a medal awarded to the best player in the grand final, what a grand final is, is the last game of a season, where the two best sides do battle to determine the bestest most awesome side of that season. The Burger won that medal.

As his captain, we also won that match.
As a part of that team we also got medals to denote we had a badarse season and spanked the lot of you like redheaded step bitches.
We also got a shiny cup.

As you value medallions, and current successes I have two things to say to you;

1) Fix yo shit son.

2) My e-peen > yours, and your lack of respect to hall of famers is worthy of fisticuffs.

 

[Footypie32]

here, let me pull the silver spoon from your ass and serve you some

Once again, Sir, unless you are applying for a job, I'll have to ask you to leave, You are upsetting the guests.

 

[Marlowe]

Just direct me to the Opium.

 

[Footypie32]

As you're new around these parts I'm going to enlighten you.

There is this thing called the Deestroy medal, it is a medal awarded to the best player in the grand final, what a grand final is, is the last game of a season, where the two best sides do battle to determine the bestest most awesome side of that season. The Burger won that medal.

As his captain, we also won that match.
As a part of that team we also got medals to denote we had a badarse season and spanked the lot of you like redheaded step bitches.
We also got a shiny cup.

As you value medallions, and current successes I have two things to say to you;

1) Fix yo shit son.

2) My e-peen > yours, and your lack of respect to hall of famers is worthy of fisticuffs.

I apologise to the Deestroy medallist. Sir did not make that clear.


As for yourself, I suppose I could give you a free day-pass. The problem you see is, if we let just anybody in, then we have to allow everybody in. And then, well, we would be surrounded by rabble...

 

[MP_]

you've changed footypie, i don't like you anymore

 

[OrdinaryJoel]

I apologise to the Deestroy medallist. Sir did not make that clear.


As for yourself, I suppose I could give you a free day-pass. The problem you see is, if we let just anybody in, then we have to allow everybody in. And then, well, we would be surrounded by rabble...

So I'm in?

If I'm in, then you gotta let my entourage enter as well.

 

[Footypie32]

you've changed footypie, i don't like you anymore

Personal feelings aside, rules are rules. This Club has a rich tradition that must be maintained. Admittance must be strictly governed.

 

[Footypie32]

So I'm in?

If I'm in, then you gotta let my entourage enter as well.

It's hard to explain. See, your team earned the title Premiers. We don't really like those that earn their way anywhere. We much prefer back-room deals and stuffy committees who select winners based on reputation. We can't just allow people in because they deserve to be here, can we.

 

[Eth]

There is this thing called the Deestroy medal, it is a medal awarded to the best player in the grand final, what a grand final is, is the last game of a season, where the two best sides do battle to determine the bestest most awesome side of that season. The Burger won that medal.

If Bosh wants the better Deestroy Medal, he's free to join the Demons...

 

[OrdinaryJoel]

If Bosh wants the better Deestroy Medal, he's free to join the Demons...

Mine's better because I won it on the big stage.

 

[Footypie32]

Just direct me to the Opium.

You'll be wanting the Shisha room, then. It's simple, just go down this hall, then turn left, then right, then go up the second flight of stairs on your left, but not all the way. Then it's just the 38th door on your left.

 

[MP_]

Personal feelings aside, rules are rules. This Club has a rich tradition that must be maintained. Admittance must be strictly governed.

I'll show myself out but don't think this will be the last you hear from me

 

[Tarkyn_24]

If Bosh wants the better Deestroy Medal, he's free to join the Demons...

Why would anyone want an award EBIAC has won?

 

[Footypie32]

I'll show myself out but don't think this will be the last you hear from me

How many times has the Mannum Publican heard that?

 

[MP_]

How many times has the Mannum Publican heard that?

shut up

 

[Marlowe]

You'll be wanting the Shisha room, then. It's simple, just go down this hall, then turn left, then right, then go up the second flight of stairs on your left, but not all the way. Then it's just the 38th door on your left.

I'll just use the hallway.

 

[Footypie32]

Why would anyone want an award EBIAC has won?

Welcome, Sir. Would you like Krystal to show you to your table?

 

[The Jet]

We also have an exclusive opportunity for two lucky SFAers as part of our initial Waiting Staff. If you feel you have what it takes please supply your resume within. Experience preferred. Moustache optional. Thank you.

Got to have The Jet in, even as a waiter. Unsure on my experience but for Saints fans in the building I have energy drinks & for others, I have whatever they want ... But one thing, I only work as a topless (almost) waiter!

 

[Footypie32]

Got to have The Jet in, even as a waiter. Unsure on my experience but for Saints fans in the building I have energy drinks & for others, I have whatever they want ... But one thing, I only work as a topless (almost) waiter!

Please, Sir. I already told you that you are not to come in the front door when collecting the rubbish! Please bring the truck around the back, away from the eyes of our distinguished members.

 

[MP_]

my eyes my ****ing eyes

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Welcome, Sir. Would you like Krystal to show you to your table?

Just seen the post under your one. No, no I would not. I'm leaving.

 

[The Jet]

Just seen the post under your one. No, no I would not. I'm leaving.