The All-So-ran Sexy Party

[Mooch]

While Footypie32 's clean and shiny elitist tosser party is in full swing, the All-So-ran's of the SFA are living it up at a real party over at Boggs Casino and B&B. One with mud-wrestling, beer and plenty of bottom shelf liquor. You're only paying for the name you know. This stuff at $4.99 a litre from my mate Bazza is as good as your Grey Goose and your Moet & Chandon. In fact better, as it has added meths.

Bazza earlier today

This party is not for the toffs who think they're better than the rest of us just because some bloke called Mobbs voted for them or something. This is where the real fun is at. There's no bouncers and no list at the door. All are welcome. Even Port supporters. So long as you can spell your name when you sign in, you're in. On second thought, that might exclude some Port supporters.

We have a raft of quality good clean dirty entertainment on tonight, including Sherry and Charmaine wrestling for the Mud Girl 2013 trophy and a full supporting cast.

Mud Girl 2013 will be crowned tonight.

We've got live animal shows, though we couldn't afford safety fencing so please be very cautious. Wild animals are wild.

Brent Harvey wasn't keen for a picture with The Jet.



So if you are deemed an also-ran of the SFA, come along to our party. Join the fun.

MannumPower, spookism, wmoore and Wonaeamirri33 party hard like they just don't care.

If you're not sure how to find Boggs Casino and B&B, we've put on special trains. You can't miss us.

All lines lead to the All-So-rans party at Boggs Casino and B&B

See you there!

 

[Footypie32]

Technically, I'm also an also-ran, but I think I'll stay across the road thanks.

 

[Mooch]

Technically, I'm also an also-ran, but I think I'll stay across the road thanks.

We're having way more fun. You can put your feet up on the seats here and everything.

 

[Marlowe]

Three threads dedicated to the Roys in one night - that must be some sort of record.

 

[Mobbs]

MannumPower, spookism, wmoore and Wonaeamirri33 party hard like they just don't care.

By any means possible!

 

[Footypie32]

We're having way more fun. You can put your feet up on the seats here and everything.

We have people to remove your shoes and suck your toes. If you so wish.

 

[Mooch]

Three threads dedicated to the Roys in one night - that must be some sort of record.

Get used to it. The Roys are going to be a force this year.

 

[Mooch]

We have people to remove your shoes and suck your toes. If you so wish.

Ooooh that sounds inter ...... NO. Your party is elitist and I'll have no part of it.



Partly because I'm not invited and partly because .... just no.

 

[Marlowe]

Get used to it. The Roys are going to be a force this year.

I'm not complaining. I like it. I just pray you're all on the same page and, collectively, remember what year it is exactly.

1977?

 

[Mooch]

I'm not complaining. I like it. I just pray you're all on the same page and, collectively, remember what year it is exactly.

1977?

A bloody great year it has to be said.

 

[Noobz0r]

This sounds like my kind of party!

Is there fairybread wmoore?

 

[OrdinaryJoel]

That last picture... Disturbing to say the least...

 

[MP_]

This sounds like my kind of party!

Is there fairybread wmoore?

I've sent shazza to get some

 

[Mooch]

This sounds like my kind of party!

Is there fairybread wmoore?

If fairies do it for you, then yes they'll even make you some bread. We've got it going on over here.

 

[Mooch]

That last picture... Disturbing to say the least...

I tell ya ... when people boast about having a six-pack I just roil my eyes. I got the full ****ing barrel dude.

 

[Noobz0r]

I've sent shazza to get some

Dick yeah.

Does she have her dentures in? If not, this party just became so much better.

 

[MP_]

Dick yeah.

Does she have her dentures in? If not, this party just became so much better.

i'll let you know in a minute

 

[iBeng]

Lets do this.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Can I join? I'll bring tapas.

 

[Mooch]

Can I join? I'll bring tapas.

Of course. Come on in. Have a paint thinner and pineapple. On the house.

 

[spookism]

It has pleased me that I garnered invitations to both parties....

 

[Wonaeamirri33]

Get used to it. The Roys are going to be a force this year.

Oh yes, Oh God yes.

As the force behind the force, I can guarantee this.

Like dropping an A-bomb on Krakatoa.

 

[Mooch]

It has pleased me that I garnered invitations to both parties....

That must make you somebody and nobody. Are you the Scarlet Pimpernel?

 

[spookism]

That must make you somebody and nobody. Are you the Scarlet Pimpernel?

I'm just ****en awesome!

 

[The Jet]

That photo of all the fat guys, you do realise what they are doing yeah?