The Divvy Van - He got the Divvy van bluuuues

[Bender_]

Oh man this is getting worse than when Jayden shat his pants at school in grade 5.

 

[Baird]

Majak Daw's genitalia?

 

[BALKAN]

Quite simply, you didn't win, we lost!!

On topic, unfortunately the crowd once again behaved like primitive apes!

Me and my uncle Vince just sat down and deliberated over your posting and we determined that you should never post again. I hope to see your computer on Gumtree by the morrow.

 

[TheRoo32]

 

[BALKAN]

To avoid any catastrophes like Hayden Ballantyne leaking out in the future.

 

[BALKAN]

Divvy this immediately or face my wrath you mod cowards.

 

[maryjames]

Divvy

 

[Starburns_]

So Jayden, when are you going to deliver your "festival of pwnage"?

 

[BALKAN]

Divvy

Can we divvy your life?

 

[juice t]

So Jayden, when are you going to deliver your "festival of pwnage"?

He is delivering it... onto himself

 

[BALKAN]

So Jayden, when are you going to deliver your "festival of pwnage"?

This is most of it.

 

[Bender_]

So Jayden, when are you going to deliver your "festival of pwnage"?

Oh lol I forgot about that.

 

[Starburns_]

This is most of it.

Looks like quite the success.

Oh lol I forgot about that.

That was what he promised us after Bayer caused him to melt by landing him FOTY.

 

[BALKAN]

Discuss....

*ahem* Fyfie_

 

[BALKAN]

Oh lol I forgot about that.

Hello Bender big fan where can I read your latest boring story about something 14 year olds would find funny?

 

[Starburns_]

*ahem* Fyfie_

Yes, Jayden?

Hello Bender big fan where can I read your latest boring story about something 14 year olds would find funny?

Funny enough to make you shit your pants?

 

[Bender_]

Hello Bender big fan where can I read your latest boring story about something 14 year olds would find funny?

Don't pretend you're not subscribed to my e-newsletter dude.

 

[BORK]

When I see someone with the unfortunate name Jayden I instantly predict they were raised by a single mother from birth. No father present at the hospital would allow their offspring to cop that name.

 

[Amstaff_]

Marto_ you're missing a beautiful melt mate.

 

[BALKAN]

Stats don't do him justice because he has been confusingly subbed for most of his brief career so far but he is by far the best sub 20 year old player in the league and I will use this thread to document his success.

What do you think of that, T-bag?

I agree.

 

[Starburns_]

When I see someone with the unfortunate name Jayden I instantly predict they were raised by a single mother from birth. No father present at the hospital would allow their offspring to cop that name.

We should ask Jaydens_Mummy.

 

[Haduken]

Stats don't do him justice because he has been confusingly subbed for most of his brief career so far but he is by far the best sub 20 year old player in the league and I will use this thread to document his success.

What do you think of that, T-bag?

I agree.

Who?

 

[Rainfall]

port fans, how old is wingard?

 

[Baird]

inb4who'smeznel

 

[BALKAN]

Don't pretend you're not subscribed to my e-newsletter dude.

But seriously I thought my Mandurah thread was pretty funny. Made me laugh at least.

When I see someone with the unfortunate name Jayden I instantly predict they were raised by a single mother from birth. No father present at the hospital would allow their offspring to cop that name.

That's not my name.
It's just an unfunny joke that the plebs on here have taken too far, like they do with all unfunny jokes on here.