Celebrating HBF's 100k post. He is an ornament to big footy. The Casual Chat Thread

[JoseMourinho]

Dressing the poor little fella in Freo colours, I'm calling the RSPCA!!!

My dog howled the umpires are always right.

 

[Allikat]

Here is Nuggets.... looks way better than Friday . Actually can stand/walk (not very far) now.

Cutiepie! Happy for you & nuggets that you get to spend more time together

So jelly when we still have to put up with that pile of shit Subiaco aka Domain Stadium or whatever the f*** that dump is called these days.

Cramped seating where if you're 6 foot and over like me you almost have to sit sideways to fit your legs in, that's if your lucky enough to get a seat and there are queues miles long for the overpriced shitty food and mid strength beer.

I usually take in a hip flask of bourbon to any games I go to there and mix it into a few 600ml cokes, much cheaper and no queues plus they actually get you pissed and shouty unlike the mid strength beer which may as well be brown water.

These seats were even padded! And had cup holders!

 

[Quivorir]

Cramped seating where if you're 6 foot and over like me you almost have to sit sideways to fit your legs in

Interesting. I am 6 ft 4 and I thought I had more room there than I do at Etihad/MCG.

 

[JoseMourinho]

Cutiepie! Happy for you & nuggets that you get to spend more time together

Wait till you see his campaigner in crime, Qantas. A real cutie and a real prick aswell.

 

[HBF]

I can see MEB_ & HBF taking their wedding vows via the CC thread.

Sounds like a good idea.
MEB_

 

[Plugger35]

Cutiepie! Happy for you & nuggets that you get to spend more time together


These seats were even padded! And had cup holders!

That's Bloody Luxury!!!

 

[Art Corvelay]

That's exactly what I imagine happened lol

I'm not accepting any more beer invites from him

In my defense I didn't know Park was closed, and it took longer to get back than I expected

 

[hufus]

hufus Melbourne thanks!

No can do.

 

[JoseMourinho]

In my defense I didn't know Park was closed, and it took longer to get back than I expected

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Art Corvelay]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Eddie pointing.jpeg

 

[Plugger35]

Interesting. I am 6 ft 4 and I thought I had more room there than I do at Etihad/MCG.

Depends where you sit, if you sit in the more modern stand down at the city end, which I assume you did as that's where most opposition supporters sit, the leg room isn't too bad.

If you sit in the old 3 tier stand at the other end there is bugger all leg room, I usually try to sit at the other end.

Funny story when I last sat in the old 3 tier stand for a Saints v Freo game surrounded mostly by Freo supporters, Freo were getting flogged (this was back in their shit Chris Connolly days) and I was downing my bottles of bourbon and coke at a rate of knots while being my usual drunk, obnoxious and shouty self annoying the f*** out of all the Freo supporters around me. I went for a slash at half time and when I came back a fat middle aged Freo supporter at the end of our row had his leg up on the seat in front of him blocking me from walking past. I expected him to just be polite and put his leg down to let me go past but the cockmuncher said "I'll only put my leg down if you promise to shut up". I felt like saying "How would you like a broken leg you campaigner?" before stomping on it but I just said "Yeah ok I'll shut up". I then proceeded to still be obnoxious and shouty for the rest of the game just to piss him off even more.

 

[Morganashlee]

In my defense I didn't know Park was closed, and it took longer to get back than I expected

You are on your last legs Ilks ... might be there Friday

 

[NorthernLights]

CAH time?

 

[Plugger35]

You are on your last legs Ilks ... might be there Friday

You should just turncoat to Richmond and meet up with your buddy KFC Boy, I bet he wouldn't stand you up unless they had a half price special at KFC.

 

[Probitas_]

Have you ever seen a better decanter?

 

[Morganashlee]

You should just turncoat to Richmond and meet up with your buddy KFC Boy, I bet he wouldn't stand you up unless they had a half price special at KFC.

My love affair with KFC boy is over.

Short and sweet

 

[Plugger35]

My love affair with KFC boy is over.

Short and sweet

Like a KFC Krusher.

 

[DaVillaBlues]

Apparently the Hitler survived WWII and moved to Argentina and died in 86 rumour is doing the rounds again.

I find it highly unlikely, but also the circumstances behind his death and the fact the Russians supposedly had his skull kept for years seems fishy to me.

 

[Amstaff]

I enjoy roast Almond chocolate. Funnily enough, I once dated someone called Almond.

#bigfootyconfessions

 

[Yidaki]

I enjoy roast Almond chocolate. Funnily enough, I once dated someone called Almond.

#bigfootyconfessions

Did she melt?

 

[Plugger35]

Apparently the Hitler survived WWII and moved to Argentina and died in 86 rumour is doing the rounds again.

I find it highly unlikely, but also the circumstances behind his death and the fact the Russians supposedly had his skull kept for years seems fishy to me.

Surely if Hitler went to Argentina he would've tried to invade Brazil or Chile.

You can't keep a good megalomaniac dictator down.

 

[Morganashlee]

I enjoy roast Almond chocolate. Funnily enough, I once dated someone called Almond.

#bigfootyconfessions

Was that her birth name or chosen name?

 

[Amstaff]

Was that her birth name or chosen name?

Chosen name. Very odd and it simply was too much for me to let slide.

 

[Probitas_]

Sounds more like a peanut.

 

[Morganashlee]

Chosen name. Very odd and it simply was too much for me to let slide.

We have a girl that works here who chose the name Pooh Bear.

That is heaps worse lol