No Oppo Supporters THE TAN 32 - AHOYHOY

[Tigerforlife78]

What's up mother bitches

Me, in about 45 minutes when my missus gets here

 

[Groupie_]

Me, in about 45 minutes when my missus gets here

whats his name

 

[Tigerforlife78]

whats his name

you need some new jokes mate, your as stale as a week old loaf of bread

 

[kozi]

Bill Shorten went for a joyride in his mummy's car and crashed it into a bunch of parked cars in Carlton. LOL

 

[Helen Wheels]

What's up mother bitches

Return of the groupster. Nice. Hope the Mods didn't give you a frontal lobotomy.

 

[Helen Wheels]

whats his name

you need some new jokes mate, your as stale as a week old loaf of bread

I think what Groupie's asking is the name of your tallywhacker.

 

[Groupie_]

Thai for tea from Bundoora polaris

ooh yeah

 

["The Roar Is Back"]

Me, in about 45 minutes when my missus gets here

That esculated quickly .

 

[_Cayz_]

After a week of staying at mums since my unit flooded im finally home.

Thank **** for that.

 

[kozi]

After a week of staying at mums since my unit flooded im finally home.

Thank **** for that.

Look on the bright side. At least you had somewhere to stay

 

[_Cayz_]

Look on the bright side. At least you had somewhere to stay

Nah i know, it was great to have somewhere. Wasnt so bad anyway, mums cooking is awesome and she and her partner are great. Its just nice to be home. Im fairly solitary by nature.

 

[kozi]

Nah i know, it was great to have somewhere. Wasnt so bad anyway, mums cooking is awesome and she and her partner are great. Its just nice to be home. Im fairly solitary by nature.

Warms the cockles of my heart

 

[Tigerforlife78]

That esculated quickly .

Just because you only get loving twice a year grandad dont take it out on me, RichoLedio probably gets more action than you

 

[Tigerforlife78]

Nah i know, it was great to have somewhere. Wasnt so bad anyway, mums cooking is awesome and she and her partner are great. Its just nice to be home. Im fairly solitary by nature.

Hows the quitting smoking going mate? I caved and am back on em again

 

[kozi]

Just because you only get loving twice a year grandad dont take it out on me, RichoLedio probably gets more action than you

Shots fired!

 

[Helen Wheels]

Hows the quitting smoking going mate? I caved and am back on em again

Nobody caves when quitting smoking. Nobody fails.
What they do is make an attempt which gives them strength for their next attempt.
It might be two steps forward and one step back but that adds up to a step forward.

 

[_Cayz_]

Hows the quitting smoking going mate? I caved and am back on em again

Its hard... i lasted like 3 days without and then ive had 1 to 2 a day since. Trying my hardest though. Havent had one since last night and i threw my pack out after that one. So now just trying to stop myself from buying more...

My biggest issue is all my mates smoke and so whenever i see them temptation is high. Going to try just be a hermit for a week and not catch up with anyone.

 

[Helen Wheels]

BTW Tigerforlife78 what IS the name of your tallywhacker?

Any of you other dudes got names for it?

 

[Groupie_]

BTW Tigerforlife78 what IS the name of your tallywhacker?

Any of you other dudes got names for it?

Mine is called bubbles

 

[Tigerforlife78]

BTW Tigerforlife78 what IS the name of your tallywhacker?

Any of you other dudes got names for it?

Hmmm im not vain enough to give my junk a name, it does its job well and after that i don't give it much thought really. All ways found guys who named their junk a little narcissistic

 

[Tigerforlife78]

Mine is called bubbles

wot? Do you remember the 80's? thats the last thing you want to be calling it dude

 

[Tigerforlife78]

Its hard... i lasted like 3 days without and then ive had 1 to 2 a day since. Trying my hardest though. Havent had one since last night and i threw my pack out after that one. So now just trying to stop myself from buying more...

My biggest issue is all my mates smoke and so whenever i see them temptation is high. Going to try just be a hermit for a week and not catch up with anyone.

After sex is the killer for me man, that after shag ciggie is like heroin to me

 

[kozi]

I call mine snake

 

[Tigerforlife78]

I call mine snake

Solid Snake?

 

[kozi]

Solid Snake?

Nah.. don't have a name for it really. Just threw that one in there after you said all guys who name their junk are narcissistic