Welcome to Collingwood First Pick 2016

[Saintly Viewed]

First Pick is related to jock mchale as well

 

[Hardas]

The ultimate bolter! First cousin of The Big Show. Based in the northern suburbs of Melbourne, so no 'go home' issues. Has never had a hamstring, ankle, knee or shin injury. Loves bananas. Used to live next door to Bucks. Captain of his school. Captan of his junior footy team. Leader of the debating society. Speaks several languages. Even helps old Carlton supporters across the road.

So he does have some drawbacks - questions about his character, at the very least.

 

[76woodenspooners]

It shows how far we've come as a society that nobody has made a big deal about her being female.

#inhinewetrust

 

[Chief Ten Beers]

Bit concerned about this pick. Malthouse would never of taken him this early.

 

[76woodenspooners]

It shows how far we've come as a society that nobody has made a big deal about her being female.

... And old

#inhinewetrust

 

[76woodenspooners]

... And old

... And in a wheelchair

#inhinewetrust

 

[76woodenspooners]

... And in a wheelchair

#inhinewetrust

... And morbidly obese

#inhinewetrust

 

[76woodenspooners]

... And morbidly obese

#inhinewetrust

... And blind

#inhinewetrust

 

[76woodenspooners]

... And blind

#inhinewetrust

... And a rolled gold karaoke queen

#inhinewetrust

 

[eddiebankbalance]

Are you drunk?

... And blind

#inhinewetrust

 

[partypie]

Damnit OA, don't just start a thread with no info, I want bios, height/weight/20m sprint time/favourite colour/thoughts on the second season of True Detective/skinfolds and pictures at each level of junior competition. Preferably with interviews.

All that is crap we don't need - only thing we do is the 90 second highlights video.

 

[Hardas]

I'm starting to question our drafting philosophy a bit.

 

[eddiebankbalance]

I'm starting question our drafting philosophy a bit.

What?

 

[vjknight]

... And morbidly obese

#inhinewetrust

Thread peaked. #bayesque

 

[eddiebankbalance]

LOL at Kevin Bartlett as seen below, thanks to 76,

... And a rolled gold karaoke queen

#inhinewetrust

 

[WalterBlaknWhte]

Official:

Margot Robbie is moving in with First Pick.


(Fyfe cuts hair in despair)

 

[spartan-magpie]

Official:

Margot Robbie is moving in with First Pick.


(Fyfe cuts hair in despair)

Lucky for me. that I'm the first pick next year. Some Russian biological 3d printing company has printed me off a new 6'7 112kg, 7% body fat, 100m in 9 second physique that can kick straight, lead properly and beat anyone in any one v once contest...

*(Seriously, on the Russian 3D company, they printed off a thyroid gland and implanted into a mouse. It works!)


Margot Robbie is some kind of sexy. Must have the Brooklyn (accent) though. Very appealing young lass.

 

[WalterBlaknWhte]

Lucky for me. that I'm the first pick next year. Some Russian biological 3d printing company has printed me off a new 6'7 112kg, 7% body fat, 100m in 9 second physique that can kick straight, lead properly and beat anyone in any one v once contest...

*(Seriously, on the Russian 3D company, they printed off a thyroid gland and implanted into a mouse. It works!)

Margot Robbie is some kind of sexy. Must have the Brooklyn (accent) though. Very appealing young lass.

Sounds like you'll be asking your Russians to 3D print Margot.

 

[eddiebankbalance]

Lucky for me. that I'm the first pick next year. Some Russian biological 3d printing company has printed me off a new 6'7 112kg, 7% body fat, 100m in 9 second physique that can kick straight, lead properly and beat anyone in any one v once contest...

*(Seriously, on the Russian 3D company, they printed off a thyroid gland and implanted into a mouse. It works!)


Margot Robbie is some kind of sexy. Must have the Brooklyn (accent) though. Very appealing young lass.

My knees are weak, please stop.

 

[Obese Arachnid]

Lucky for me. that I'm the first pick next year. Some Russian biological 3d printing company has printed me off a new 6'7 112kg, 7% body fat, 100m in 9 second physique that can kick straight, lead properly and beat anyone in any one v once contest...

*(Seriously, on the Russian 3D company, they printed off a thyroid gland and implanted into a mouse. It works!)


Margot Robbie is some kind of sexy. Must have the Brooklyn (accent) though. Very appealing young lass.

Apparently he's only 175cm but he got an all over body tattoo of himself at 190cm.

 

[WalterBlaknWhte]

Strong Rumour:

New England Patriots pursuing First Pick

 

[CFC2010]

Apparently he's only 175cm but he got an all over body tattoo of himself at 190cm.

Brilliant thread O A you are a very Obese & Funny Man

 

[Obese Arachnid]

Brilliant thread O A you are a very Obese & Funny Man

Obese maybe correct, my birth certificate also indicates male but funny?

This is a legitimate thread, I'm just sharing my sauces, if you are going to mock me then I won't share any more info on our potential new recruit!!

 

[76woodenspooners]

Brilliant thread O A you are a very Obese & Funny Man

Thread has more posts than Tom Philips'

 

[Hardas]

Obese maybe correct, my birth certificate also indicates male but funny?

This is a legitimate thread, I'm just sharing my sauces, if you are going to mock me then I won't share any more info on our potential new recruit!!

Now, OA, you know you can't stay mad at us - come on.