Roast The media....*Shakes Head* Part 4

[Doctor Feel]

For reference (and interest) here is a list of all SA players in the AFL as of 2nd April 2015.

Adelaide (14) – Luke Brown (N), Cam Ellis-Yolmen (WWT), Mitchell Grigg (N), Sam Jacobs (WWT), Matthew Jaensch (St), Harrison Wigg (NA), Anthony Wilson (N), Matthew Wright (NA), Riley Knight (WWT), Rory Laird (WA), Brodie Martin (St), Keenan Ramsey (PA), Brodie Smith (WWT), Scott Thompson (PA)

Brisbane (4) – James Aish (N), Justin Clarke (NA), Sam Mayes (NA), Jack Redden (G)

Carlton (4) – Bryce Gibbs (G), Cameron Giles (WWT), Troy Menzel (CD), Cameron Wood (WA)

Collingwood (6) – Travis Varcoe (CD), Matt Scharenberg (G), Tim Broomhead (PA), Brodie Grundy (St), Levi Greenwood (PA), Ben Kennedy (G)

Essendon (3) – Jonathan Giles (CD), Adam Cooney (WA), Orizao Fantasia (N)
(Note – SA lads Jared Petrenko and Mitch Clisby – were added as top up players for the pre-season)

Fremantle (5) Jack Hannath (CD), Lachlan Neale (G), Matthew Pavlich (WWT), Danyle Pearce (St), Cameron Sutcliffe (WWT)

Geelong (13) Zac Bates (WA), Corey Enright (PA), Dean Gore (St), Cory Gregson (G), Brad Hartman (St), George Horlin-Smith (St), Andrew Mackie (G), Lincoln McCarthy (G), Daniel Menzel (CD), Jordan Murdoch (G), Tom Read (St), Jared Rivers (NA), Rhys Stanley (WA)

Gold Coast (7) – Keegan Brooksby (SA), Sam Day (St), Josh Glenn (CD), Daniel Gorringe (N), Sean Lemmens (PA), Tim Sumner(WWT), Seb Tape (G)

GWS Giants (3) – Ryan Griffen (SA), Joel Patfull (N), Phil Davis (NA)

Hawthorn (5) – Kaiden Brand (WA), Shaun Burgoyne (PA), Brian Lake (Harris) (WWT), Tim O’Brien (G), Paul Puopolo (N)

Melbourne (7) – Mark Jamar (NA), Alex Neal-Bullen (G), Billy Stretch (G), Jimmy Toumpas (WWT), Jack Trengove (St), Bernie Vince (WWT), Jack Viney (NA)

North Melbourne (5) – Trent Dumont (N), Sam Durdin (WA), Scott McMahon (WWT), Lindsay Thomas (PA), Brad McKenzie (St)

Port Adelaide (16) – Matthew Broadbent (WWT), Sam Colquhoun (CD), Kane Cornes (G), Brad Ebert (PA), Sam Gray (PA) , Hamish Hartlett (WA), Mitch Harvey (NA), Jack Hombsch (St), Tom Jonas (N) , Angus Monfries (St), Jared Polec (WWT), Jarrad Redden (WWT) , Jay Schulz(WWT), Johan Wagner (CD), Justin Westhoff (CD), Chad Wingard (St), Paul Stewart (WWT)

Richmond (2) – Shane Edwards (NA), Matt McDonough (WWT)

St Kilda (4) – Luke Dunstan (WWT), Sam Fisher (WA), Brodie Murdoch (G), Cam Shenton (N)

Sydney (3) – Heath Grundy (N), George Hewett (NA), James Rose (St)

West Coast (5) – Sam Butler (CD), Shannon Hurn (CD), Malcolm Karpany (WWT), Scott Lycett (PA), Beau Waters (WA) (retired during the pre-season)

Western Bulldogs (4) – Caleb Daniel (SA), Matt Fuller (N), Declan Hamilton (PA), Will Minson (N)

Codes – SANFL – (AFL personnel numbers)
St = Sturt – 15
WWT = Woodville West Torrens – 20
PA = Port Adelaide – 12
N = Norwood – 14
CD = Central District – 11
NA = North Adelaide – 11
WA = West Adelaide – 10
G = Glenelg – 15
SA = South Adelaide – 3

 

[Grave Danger]

With our input Milera might actually have a chance of making it, unlike the vast majority of AFL 'talent' to come out of Elizabeth.

How are Paul Thomas, Eddie Sansbury, Troy Menzel, Ben Nason, Daniel Schell, Ben Kinnear, Jay Nash, Alan Obst and Cameron Faulkner doing these days?

I reckon they would rather their players weren't poached (drafted) by the AFL - wasn't their era of SNAFL dominance based on that model?

 

[Doctor Feel]

Geelong love SA boys! I wonder why.

 

[Doctor Feel]

This would mean our list is now:

Port Adelaide (17) – Matthew Broadbent (WWT), Sam Colquhoun (CD), Brad Ebert (PA), Sam Gray (PA) , Hamish Hartlett (WA), Jack Hombsch (St), Tom Jonas (N), Angus Monfries (St), Jared Polec (WWT), Jay Schulz (WWT), Justin Westhoff (CD), Chad Wingard (St), Paul Stewart (WWT), Jimmy Toumpas (WWT), Will Snelling (WA), Riley Bonner (WA), Cameron Hewett (NA)

Codes – SANFL – (AFL personnel numbers)
St = Sturt – 3 (Wingard, Hombsch, Monfries)
WWT = Woodville West Torrens – 5 (Broadbent, Polec, Schulz, Stewart, Tiumpas)
PA = Port Adelaide – 2 (Ebert, Gray)
N = Norwood – 1 (Jonas)
CD = Central District – 2 (Westhoff, Colquhoun)
NA = North Adelaide – 1 (Hewett)
WA = West Adelaide – 3 (Hartlett, Bonner, Snelling)
G = Glenelg – 0
SA = South Adelaide – 0

 

[Lagooner]

Geelong love SA boys! I wonder why.

And South Adelaide love being terrible at everything!

 

[NoddyHolder]

This would mean our list is now:

Port Adelaide (18) – Matthew Broadbent (WWT), Sam Colquhoun (CD), Brad Ebert (PA), Sam Gray (PA) , Hamish Hartlett (WA), Mitch Harvey (NA), Jack Hombsch (St), Tom Jonas (N) , Angus Monfries (St), Jared Polec (WWT), Jay Schulz(WWT), Justin Westhoff (CD), Chad Wingard (St), Paul Stewart (WWT), Jimmy Toumpas (WWT), Will Snelling (WA), Riley Bonner (WA), Cameron Hewett (NA)

17. You can put a line through Harvey.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Centrals bitching after being one of the least effected clubs.

 

[Jumbo]

Geelong (13) Zac Bates (WA), Corey Enright (PA), Dean Gore (St), Cory Gregson (G), Brad Hartman (St), George Horlin-Smith (St), Andrew Mackie (G), Lincoln McCarthy (G), Daniel Menzel (CD), Jordan Murdoch (G), Tom Read (St), Jared Rivers (NA), Rhys Stanley (WA)

Danger jnr has gone to the lemmings.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Danger jnr has gone to the lemmings.

Yeah that original post was as at April 2015. I'm not bothering to go through to edit the changes on anyone but Port, though.

lol @ the crows trading a South Australian talent in Bernie Vince to a Victorian club.

> Lose interstate talent left right and centre
> Trade one of your best players from Adelaide to pay flight risks more money so it doesn't hurt your brand
> Hurt brand significantly more by trading a club man in Vince out, and watching him star elsewhere.

Classic Adelaide.

 

[Schulzenfest]

Yeah that original post was as at April 2015. I'm not bothering to go through to edit the changes on anyone but Port, though.

lol @ the crows trading a South Australian talent in Bernie Vince to a Victorian club.

> Lose interstate talent left right and centre
> Trade one of your best players from Adelaide to pay flight risks more money so it doesn't hurt your brand
> Hurt brand significantly more by trading a club man in Vince out, and watching him star elsewhere.

Classic Adelaide.

> Use the pick you traded for Vince to bring in Brad Crouch's spud brother because you're terrified that Brad will go back to Victoria

 

[Contested Marx]

Classic stuff on Aye-Aye with Grandpa Wrinkles shooting down Reds 'walk out' fans.

Just tickles my schadenfreude nerve nicely.

 

[Grave Danger]

Classic stuff on Aye-Aye with Grandpa Wrinkles shooting down Reds 'walk out' fans.

Just tickles my schadenfreude nerve nicely.

Happy for him to do the heavy lifting

 

[tribey]

I reckon they would rather their players weren't poached (drafted) by the AFL - wasn't their era of SNAFL dominance based on that model?

What a sell to a junior in their zone. "We have an excellent track record of only developing your potential to a level where if you do make the AFL, you'll be right back here in a year or two lol".

 

[kirky]

Yeah that original post was as at April 2015. I'm not bothering to go through to edit the changes on anyone but Port, though.

lol @ the crows trading a South Australian talent in Bernie Vince to a Victorian club.

> Lose interstate talent left right and centre
> Trade one of your best players from Adelaide to pay flight risks more money so it doesn't hurt your brand
> Hurt brand significantly more by trading a club man in Vince out, and watching him star elsewhere.

Classic Adelaide.

He is starring at Melbourne, enough said. Was a good player but the trade was worth it in the long run.

 

[mic59]

Yeah that original post was as at April 2015. I'm not bothering to go through to edit the changes on anyone but Port, though.

lol @ the crows trading a South Australian talent in Bernie Vince to a Victorian club.

> Lose interstate talent left right and centre
> Trade one of your best players from Adelaide to pay flight risks more money so it doesn't hurt your brand
> Hurt brand significantly more by trading a club man in Vince out, and watching him star elsewhere.

Classic Adelaide.

He is starring at Melbourne, enough said. Was a good player but the trade was worth it in the long run.

 

[Wind Power]

He is starring at Melbourne, enough said. Was a good player but the trade was worth it in the long run.

Perhaps, I doubt it but time will tell. Going on current form Melbourne are way out in front.

 

[Schulzenfest]

He is starring at Melbourne, enough said. Was a good player but the trade was worth it in the long run.

It might have been worth it in the long run if you'd picked up someone like Hartung who would've offered you some desperately needed outside run rather than blowing the pick on another generic poorly skilled plodding accumulator to add to the collection.

 

[SgtSchulz]

Someone reposted this.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Someone reposted this.

That's amazing.

 

[SgtSchulz]

That's amazing.

Downloaded in 1080p already on playstation.

**** we need to win the premiership.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Someone reposted this.

I orjasmed.

 

[SgtSchulz]

And South Adelaide love being terrible at everything!

Im sure they were glad when the Peckers came along.

 

[Del80659]

Someone reposted this.

swelled up at the chinese commentary TBH

 

[GreyPower]

Im sure they were glad when the Peckers came along.
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I think that Centrals were worse than Woodville in their first decade.

 

[SgtSchulz]

I think that Centrals were worse than Woodville in their first decade.

Why the **** did the SNAFL want to expand.