Roast The media....*Shakes Head* Part 4

[Grave Danger]

I still read newspapers online but then I read many news sources.

Sometimes I learn interesting facts from newspapers, such as from Richard Earle in today's Sunday Mail that Don "Mr Perfect" Pyke is a blood relative of Albert Einstein.

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This one's for you, Christine Lloyd of Erindale!

 

[Jars458]

I still read newspapers online but then I read many news sources.

Sometimes I learn interesting facts from newspapers, such as from Richard Earle in today's Sunday Mail that Don "Mr Perfect" Pyke is a blood relative of Albert Einstein.

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Eureka. The man could split the atom.

 

[Byrons Firen]

Found this in the letters to the editor section of today's SM (apologies for the poor scanning)

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Oh dear Christine, you "grey haired Granny,who doesn't go to AO or a member of an AFL team" yet
mysteriously scours the sport's section and has picked up some mythical bias towards us from
the cro'vertiser. Yeah right, we believe you Granny Christine. Your too clever for us.
Your either a liar or demented. There's no 3rd option. Oops maybe Lynda Loads is your daughter.

 

[Grave Danger]

Oh dear Christine, you "grey haired Granny,who doesn't go to AO or a member of an AFL team" yet
mysteriously scours the sport's section and has picked up some mythical bias towards us from
the cro'vertiser. Yeah right, we believe you Granny Christine. Your too clever for us.
Your either a liar or demented. There's no 3rd option. Oops maybe Lynda Loads is your daughter.

She should be having a go at all the betting agencies - they're the ones who are biased towards Port Adelaide Football Club

 

[Byrons Firen]

all the betting agencies - they're the ones who are biased towards Port Adelaide Football Club

What would they know our neighbour's Mr Perfect is related to Einstein.
Next the mantra will be "is Don is good" 'til the season proper starts then we'll find out one way or the other.
Chances are it will be the'other'.

 

[John the Butcher]

Found this in the letters to the editor section of today's SM (apologies for the poor scanning)

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That's funny.

And for an "official partner" to publish that is also just funny.
Imagine if Renault put an ad out dissing Port? Basically the same thing.

 

[Grave Danger]

What would they know our neighbour's Mr Perfect is related to Einstein.

Have North Terrace heard about this!

 

[Doctor Feel]

I still read newspapers online but then I read many news sources.

Sometimes I learn interesting facts from newspapers, such as from Richard Earle in today's Sunday Mail that Don "Mr Perfect" Pyke is a blood relative of Albert Einstein.

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I like where that is cut off.

"Dr Frank Pyke carries Einstein DNA. Crows"

 

[Steve Dore]

What would they know our neighbour's Mr Perfect is related to Einstein.
.....

Well as Einstein himself would've said, "it's all relative".

 

[tribey]

Remember when you bought it for the TV Guide.. ahh simpler times

As a kid growing up in the Greater Onkaparinga Prefecture I'd grab the TV Plus of a Sundee morning and count up all the movies showing that week on channels 7/9/10 that were released in the 90's. Then I'd set an over-under and try to guess whether the following week would beat it.

I like to think it was this and not my hitherto undiagnosed dhoarrrtism which was responsible for my Credit in the 1993 Westpac Maths Competition.

 

[Grave Danger]

As a kid growing up in the Greater Onkaparinga Prefecture I'd grab the TV Plus of a Sundee morning and count up all the movies showing that week on channels 7/9/10 that were released in the 90's. Then I'd set an over-under and try to guess whether the following week would beat it.

I like to think it was this and not my hitherto undiagnosed dhoarrrtism which was responsible for my Credit in the 1993 Westpac Maths Competition.

Were you able to complete the crossword though...

 

[Byrons Firen]

cryptic of course

 

[philreich]

I still read newspapers online but then I read many news sources.

Sometimes I learn interesting facts from newspapers, such as from Richard Earle in today's Sunday Mail that Don "Mr Perfect" Pyke is a blood relative of Albert Einstein.

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So e=mc2 actually stands for Einstein=Muddleheaded Crowsfan?

 

[mic59]

The "c" in E=mc2 stands for the speed of light which is how a crows fan leaves the stadium when their team is behind at 3/4 time.

 

[Steve Dore]

To be fair he didn't say it was Albert Einstein's DNA. It could be these guys;

 

[Grave Danger]

cryptic of course

What clues does Shakespeare give along Macbeth's "way to dusty death"? (7,2,5)

 

[tribey]

Were you able to complete the crossword though...

129-week streak where the answer to 3-Down was "Sal Mineo"

 

[Smithy7]

I still read newspapers online but then I read many news sources.

Sometimes I learn interesting facts from newspapers, such as from Richard Earle in today's Sunday Mail that Don "Mr Perfect" Pyke is a blood relative of Albert Einstein.

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Well my 9th grandfather was Ninian Balfour born 1602 Fife Scotland. All Balfour's are related. Does that mean that I can make pies, pasties frogs and cakes etc that Balfour's made in Adelaide.. no way

 

[Ford Fairlane]

Monica Lewinsky carried Bill Clinton's DNA but they weren't related.

 

[Stromageddon]

Monica Lewinsky carried Bill Clinton's DNA but they weren't related.

Ah, one more reason why I really hope my parents aren't related.

 

[Portology]

What clues does Shakespeare give along Macbeth's "way to dusty death"? (7,2,5)

Murders of crows

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[I Dont Care]

I still read newspapers online but then I read many news sources.

Sometimes I learn interesting facts from newspapers, such as from Richard Earle in today's Sunday Mail that Don "Mr Perfect" Pyke is a blood relative of Albert Einstein.

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That is embarrassing. Never change Adelaide

 

[Del80659]

It is very embarrassing. Why would you still read the news?

 

[Steve Dore]

It is very embarrassing. Why would you still read the news?

 

[70sDinosaur]

This one's for you, Christine Lloyd of Erindale!

I used to like her when she played tennis.