Geelong and Hawthorn record monumentally embarrassing 800 page shitfight thread.

[chefmeister]

When I was growing up... (get off my lawn you damn kids!) we had Michael Jackson, Prince, U2, George Michael, Billy Joel, Lionel Richie, David Bowie, Phil Collins and acts like that dominating the charts. Now we have Rhianna, Justin Beiber & Nicki Minaj. That's a pretty enormous drop in talent right there.

Reminds me of this -

 

[chefmeister]

I got one for ya Nakia - since you are a "facts" man

AFL / VFL PREMIERSHIP FREQUENCY
HAWTHORN - 7.00 years per premiership cup
HANDBAGGERS - 12.89 years per premiership cup

... Not even in the same ball park ... Not even close ... sad excuse for a footy club you are!!

I got a better one.
Hawfs 13 flags 11 spoons
Cats 9 flags 5 spoons

AFL / VFL SPOON FREQUENCY
MAYBLOOMS - 8.27 years per wooden spoon
GEELONG - 31.4 years per wooden spoon

Holy shit you guys come last pretty often.
Almost as often as you come first. That's mediocrity defined for you right there.
You're welcome.

 

[newcs]

I

I got a better one.
Hawfs 13 flags 11 spoons
Cats 9 flags 5 spoons

AFL / VFL SPOON FREQUENCY
MAYBLOOMS - 8.27 years per wooden spoon
GEELONG - 31.4 years per wooden spoon

Holy shit you guys come last pretty often.
Almost as often as you come first. That's mediocrity defined for you right there.
You're welcome.

I can hear it right now.
Hawk supporters opening up their premium acccounts at allthestats.com .
Opening up their spread sheets. Browsing there five shelves of stat books.
Banging on their calculators.
Trying to find a come back at this one.
What will they post ? It could be interesting.

 

[JD Tomahawk]

Haha hawfies so if they aren't top they are basically bottoming out. Will always be looked down upon by the likes of Geelong and Sydney.

 

[Nuggets73]

I got a better one.
Hawfs 13 flags 11 spoons
Cats 9 flags 5 spoons

AFL / VFL SPOON FREQUENCY
MAYBLOOMS - 8.27 years per wooden spoon
GEELONG - 31.4 years per wooden spoon

Holy shit you guys come last pretty often.
Almost as often as you come first. That's mediocrity defined for you right there.
You're welcome.

Been a VVVVERY long time since we won a spoon my Scandinavian feline friend ... 50 years!

 

[TazHawk15]

Been a VVVVERY long time since we won a spoon my Scandinavian feline friend ... 50 years!

Not only that in a touch over those 50 years the Hawks have won an amazing 13 Premierships.

What a ****ing machine of a club.

 

[Nuggets73]

Not only that in a touch over those 50 years the Hawks have won an amazing 13 Premierships.

What a ******* machine of a club.

And how many have the Handbaggers won in that time???? ... All of 3!!!
.... fact is, we've won more cups in the last 8 years ... than the Feline's have won in the last 50 years!

They're a funny bunch these Handbaggers, TazHawk ... watch the coming flying back with how many AA's they've had and how many VFA cups they've won!! ... bhahahahaaaa ... lame!!!

 

[TazHawk15]

And how many have the Handbaggers won in that time???? ... All of 3!!!
.... fact is, we've won more cups in the last 8 years ... than the Feline's have won in the last 50 years!

They're a funny bunch these Handbaggers, TazHawk ... watch the coming flying back with how many AA's they've had and how many VFA cups they've won!! ... bhahahahaaaa ... lame!!!

Yeah just like how they never mention the Hawks giving them a 30 odd year head start, and still pissing on them in the Premiership tally.

 

[newcs]

Oh shit he we go

Since 1960 blah blah blah
In the last 50 years rah rah rah
In the "modern era" blah blah blah

 

[A Cut Above]

And how many have the Handbaggers won in that time???? ... All of 3!!!

3 Premierships*








*Drug assisted

 

[Lethality]

Oh shit he we go

Since 1960 blah blah blah
In the last 50 years rah rah rah
In the "modern era" blah blah blah

Your faux dynasty wouldn't even exist without arbitrary time frames so shut the **** up.

 

[OnTheRocks]

Will always be looked down upon by the likes of Geelong and Sydney.

Did you just say that?

 

[Geelong Dynasty]

Your faux dynasty wouldn't even exist without arbitrary time frames so shut the **** up.

Nice melt

 

[OnTheRocks]

**** off benny like I give a shit what you think.

How about you **** off & stop melting.

 

[Wiggo4PM]

How about you **** off & stop melting.

Only dipstick melting here is you floggo. Couldnt even do it on your main = piss weak

 

[JD Tomahawk]

Did you just say that?

You tell me, you read it....
Sydney don't bottom out. History says the hawfies do....a lot!

 

[Paul Kersey]

Handbaggers getting tag teamed by Nuggets73 and TazHawk15 in a Rocco and Nacho like manner.

Sent from my SM-G900I using Tapatalk

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

 

[newcs]

Yep, that's exactly what happened, but according to Hawk supporters that year doesn't count because they didn't win it.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

Yep, that's exactly what happened, but according to Hawk supporters that year doesn't count because they didn't win it.

16 flags baby... across all competitions... compared to a dismal 13.

 

[CharacterFirst]

16 flags baby... across all competitions... compared to a dismal 13.

Can we compare the Cats greatest era, to the Hawks?

I seem to remember reading somewhere that Geelong won 7 flags in 9 years.

Have the Hawks done that before?

 

[Geelong Dynasty]

16 flags baby... across all competitions... compared to a dismal 13.

We were the premiers in the strongest league available 16 times, including a couple of three peats, something the Mayblooms can only dream of.

 

[newcs]

16 flags baby... across all competitions... compared to a dismal 13.

That's exactly right, but Hawk supporters reckon that VFA flags don't count because they didn't win any.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

That's exactly right, but Hawk supporters reckon that VFA flags don't count because they didn't win any.

They can take solace from the fact that they have a better wooden spoon 'dynasty.'

 

[dean31]

That's exactly right, but Hawk supporters reckon that VFA flags don't count because they didn't win any.

Just checked the VFL/AFL premiership leader board, I can confirm they do not count.