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Cereal Ravioli and Luke Breust are both unarguably the poor man's Aaron Young

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Of course, we all know that Cyril is also the poor man's EddieeeeeEreeeeE and the poor man's Chaaad (sadly lacking hair flicks this year)

So I guess this makes Youngieeee the moderately-well-to-do-but-let's-not-get-ahead-of-ourselves-times-are-still-tough Eddie Betts / Chad Wingard

Speaking of getting ahead of ourselves, a nice little contract extension to Young just for the jellies.

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Man buns and giant leg veins for the win dudes

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In other news, Puopopolo is the lazy man's Jake Neade.
 
My god, this just shows how shit Cyril really is... Sorry Hawfies I don't want to start a shit fight - Cyril is just amazing.
 

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Young has had a good year no doubt about it. Although him and Rioli are different sort of players. Young is more like a Luke Breust type. Traditional small forward that gets 15-20 touches and 2-2.5 goals a game. Rioli is a tackling machine that puts pressure on the opposition backmen.

Rioli Tackles: 67 in 11 games
Young Tackles: 29 in 10 games
 
Young has had a good year no doubt about it. Although him and Rioli are different sort of players. Young is more like a Luke Breust type. Traditional small forward that gets 15-20 touches and 2-2.5 goals a game. Rioli is a tackling machine that puts pressure on the opposition backmen.

Rioli Tackles: 67 in 11 games
Young Tackles: 29 in 10 games

Well it looks the stats agree too.

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Listen, I'm not too proud to admit where I've maybe been mistaken so I've noted your comments and I'll adjust the thread title accordingly.

What I guess you're saying is that Cyril has relinquished that "exciting forward" position (Betts/Wingard and to a much lesser degree Motplod) by being a defensive pressure forward in the style of Jake Neade. Explains why Puopopolo is playing so far above himself.

Bit hard to accept Ravioli being such a team first player but as the game catches up with you I guess you have to adjust...
 

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No.

Were you scared when the Hawks won by 165?

Were you scared when the Hawks beat you in both Finals played between the two teams?
Fear would have been a strange emotion to have after these events took place,

Are you worried Cyril is only going to play his selfish self on 7/72016?

You scared your mighty old growth hawks reign is over?

You jealous of our poorly groomed forwards?

You look like you've got some bottled up feelings
 
Fear would have been a strange emotion to have after these events took place,

Are you worried Cyril is only going to play his selfish self on 7/72016?

You scared your mighty old growth hawks reign is over?

You jealous of our poorly groomed forwards?

You look like you've got some bottled up feelings
A Puffer getting exited by a home and away game.

Well colour me suprised. :eek:
 

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I just hope little Cyril doesn't miss out on his coco pops for breakfast when he comes to stay in Adelaide next month.

Better ring the hotel ahead of time to be sure.

Also, while you're at it, it would be wise to book an uber ahead of time to get Clarko back to his hotel room safely after the game.
 
Can someone attach the premiership and Norm Smith medal Young has won???o_O
You still around Jane. Thought you wouldve fallen off your gopher and had cobwebs matted around your bones by now.
 
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BWARK! You forgot to multiply everything Cyril does by 3! Rookie mistake, you puffer.

Remember that time that you got beaten by 165.... 165! Hah! Makes 119 looks small in comparison :eek: Squawk!
 

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Cereal Ravioli and Luke Breust are both unarguably the poor man's Aaron Young

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