Biased/incompetent media coverage

[ziad]

just watching replay no 3- it was still better at the ground. The commentary - you are all right.

 

[brabs]

If..
Collingwood can beat GWS at home
Then..
Anybody can, move on nothing to see here

 

[EagleShore]

IF
The Eagles' performance against GWS was just the beginning...

THEN
There may indeed be another serious contender to look out for in September.

 

[FatPizza]

IF
My 'Sliding Doors' articles were actually about 'Sliding Doors' moments...

THEN
I'd be discussing both scenarios of whether Naitanui had kicked the goal or not.

 

[Quinz]

IF
West Coast gained some credibility back against the Giants

THEN
That's now the benchmark for their next two games. We won't be holding our breath.

 

[SpaceClef]

IF
The flat trackers' last gasp win was to teach us one thing

THEN
it's that it taught us nothing about these bullies. Did I say flat track bullies?

 

[Keys]

IF
West Coast gained some credibility back against the Giants

THEN
That's now the benchmark for their next two games. We won't be holding our breath.

This one is actually true

 

[ThePuma #9]

IF
I say something positive about the Eagles

THEN
I'll be forced to call out the real flat trackers from Ethiad out on how awful they really are.

or

IF
I call your team flat trackers 6 times throughout the year in a paragraph a team puff piece

THEN
It just goes to show that any moron can be a repetitive, redundant "footy journalist"

 

[QS]

IF
I wear my glasses

THEN
I write shit

 

[Keys]

IF

I'm breathing oxygen

THEN

I'm wasting it

 

[FatPizza]

IF

I'm breathing oxygen

THEN

I'm wasting it

Although if we want to make this tangent even darker... Carbon dioxide still contains oxygen.

 

[kaII]

 

[Here2tellyouwhy]

IF
my name's not Damien

THEN
blow me down olive, A-gah-gah-gah-gah-gah-gah

 

[Truckosaurus]

IF
The flat trackers can beat GWS in Sydney
THEN
Maybe GWS aren't as good as we thought they were.

 

[QS]

IF

Your pubic hair is on fire...

THEN

Something's wrong.

 

[Ochre]

IF
my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

THEN
it's much better than yours.

 

[Keys]

It'd be bitter though

 

[Truckosaurus]

Actually thought of an even more irritating angle the prick could take.

IF
I was a conspiracy theorist
THEN
I'd be checking to see if Tom Shuey* left a brown paper bag in the umpires' rooms. Two big goals kicked from dubious free kicks in the final quarter.

That or he'll just rant about ducking, when will the AFL get serious about it, etc, etc.

*You know he'd get the name wrong.

 

[Wadsworth]

GWS
IF Leon Cameron wanted his young troops to get some pressure cooker experience prior to finals
THEN the game against the flat trackers may have been just what the doctor ordered

WCE
IF Einstein's law of averages proves one thing
THEN we knew they'd have to win against a top 8 side sooner or later

 

[kaII]

Any chance the one bloke who actually changed a game this weekend might get a mention? :v

 

[Godfather32]

Any chance the one bloke who actually changed a game this weekend might get a mention over Danger and Bontempelli? :v

Doesn't take enough marks

 

[ROC1969]

Any chance the one bloke who actually changed a game this weekend might get a mention over Danger and Bontempelli? :v

Isn't wearing an east coast based club jumper.

 

[FatPizza]

Any chance the one bloke who actually changed a game this weekend might get a mention over Danger and Bontempelli? :v

Where's the Jack Watts option?

 

[Seadog]

I liked the pregnant pause when Brownie says he's allowed to bend over and pick the footy up and Dunstall won't have it. Brownie didn't answer back and didn't have to, Dunstall had exposed himself as the campaigner he is.

 

[fidstar]

To be fair Nic Nat shouldn't be on that list. He hasn't been a top 4 game changers this year. He's missed a heap of games. You could argue about the Top 4 they picked though.