Geelong and Hawthorn record monumentally embarrassing 1300 page shitfight thread. (Part 2)

[Hoooops]

Just to clarify, since tonight's game was not a knockout final it does not in fact qualify for #whenitmatters status. Sorry about that guys.


Which means our unbeaten streak over Geelong #whenitmatters remains blissfully unbroken.

If you go out in straight sets, we'll take 50% of the credit.

 

[ChappyUK]

You are aware of course puddytatts that we are now in almost the exact same position as each other.
Except we must win our next three and you must win your next two.
Only other difference is our form is on the way uppppp and yours is on the way downnnnnnn

Whatever helps you sleep. We played better against Richmond.

 

[William Wonka]

If deliberately rushing behinds were paid you would have lost by more.
If we had a fit ruckman we would have won in 2013.
If Menzel didn't do his knee in 11 and had an extra 50 games under his belt we would have won in 2013.

Swings and roundabouts and Hawks have had the rub of the green for a long time.

I know the 'ifs and buts' dont mean sfa.
I was just pointing out letting Menegola go was something that needed to be done and was not the defining factor last night.

 

[William Wonka]

Whatever helps you sleep. We played better against Richmond.

Lucky wins off the back of dodgey 50m penalties whilst playing badly hey?
Sounds familiar- according to you handbaggers it's sign of a team on its last legs right?
Losing games to inferior sides due to poor kicking for goal on the other hand- just a small hiccup if i remember rightly.

 

[William Wonka]

Those are some mighty fine excuses there William Wonka. Unfortunately for your mob, they had their opportunities to win, but were ultimately found wanting when it mattered.

No they are reasons.
Excuse go something like.
2x 50m for what the ****???

 

[Smeg Head]

Location: (Lost bet)

Someone should change that to location Outside Welchberg

 

[Geelong Dynasty]

You are aware of course puddytatts that we are now in almost the exact same position as each other.
Except we must win our next three and you must win your next two.
Only other difference is our form is on the way uppppp and yours is on the way downnnnnnn

 

[newcs]

Just to clarify, since tonight's game was not a knockout final it does not in fact qualify for #whenitmatters status. Sorry about that guys.


Which means our unbeaten streak over Geelong #whenitmatters remains blissfully unbroken.

Oh yes, 1963 didn't count because you didn't win it.

 

[William Wonka]

Oh yes, 1963 didn't count because you didn't win it.

1963 certainly counts (if you're 70 odd years old)

 

[ChappyUK]

No they are reasons.
Excuse go something like.
2x 50m for what the ****???

A deliberately rushed behind for no penalty...WTF.
A 5m kick into the 50 paid... WTF......

We could play this game all night.

 

[William Wonka]

A deliberately rushed behind for no penalty...WTF.
A 5m kick into the 50 paid... WTF......

We could play this game all night.

I was showing the difference between reasons and excuses.

 

[ChappyUK]

I was showing the difference between reasons and excuses.

Not very well.

 

[William Wonka]

Not very well.

I thought that prefacing the excuses with:
'excuses go something like.....' might have helped clarify.

 

[ChappyUK]

You are aware of course puddytatts that we are now in almost the exact same position as each other.
Except we must win our next three and you must win your next two.
Only other difference is our form is on the way uppppp and yours is on the way downnnnnnn

#hawklogic

 

[chefmeister]

If Smith had kicked straight we would have won.
If Burton hadn't gone down in the first quarter we would have won well.
If Roughy wasn't crook we would have belted you.
Menegola had issues- had to go.

Lots of 'would'ves' there but even more 'did'nts'.

Just to clarify, since tonight's game was not a knockout final it does not in fact qualify for #whenitmatters status. Sorry about that guys.


Which means our unbeaten streak over Geelong #whenitmatters remains blissfully unbroken.

And now we've put you into a cutthroat position.

#straightsets

#chokethorn

1963 certainly counts (if you're 70 odd years old)

Better to ask TazHawk15 about that.

 

[chefmeister]

17 points up in the 3rd with the run of the play, the umps in their pockets and Geelong going into their shell yet still the Mayblooms spectacularly choked it up.

What was that stat? Ah yes -

Rioli 2.1
Motlop 2.3

Cats win by 2 points.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

Hi Hawks...

I tried

Yours sincerely

Matt Stevic

 

[ChappyUK]

Just to clarify, since tonight's game was not a knockout final it does not in fact qualify for #whenitmatters status. Sorry about that guys.


Which means our unbeaten streak over Geelong #whenitmatters remains blissfully unbroken.

Go to bed Vesty.

 

[ChappyUK]

He he

Scott Selwood is a ****in scab . These pussy ass campaigners got there via pox clock sucking umpiring . All those ****in half baked *******s who scream#freekickhawthorn every week can go and get stuffed .

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

2014 re-written H2F

You wouldn't listen mate.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

He he

I'm going to the entitled board for the first time in about 5 years.

 

[chefmeister]

I'm going to the entitled board for the first time in about 5 years.

Would head over there myself but their mods are almost as precious as their bay counterparts.

 

[jezza1435]

You are aware of course puddytatts that we are now in almost the exact same position as each other.
Except we must win our next three and you must win your next two.
Only other difference is our form is on the way uppppp and yours is on the way downnnnnnn

This makes no sense

 

[H2F]

Well done Cats. Just an amazing team. Bitter enemies but I can't hate you.

 

[Packedlunch]

Well done Cats. Just an amazing team. Bitter enemies but I can't hate you.

Epic H2F. They got us good last night the ****** but we're still in it up to our eyeballs.


There is no better rivalry.