Geelong and Hawthorn record monumentally embarrassing 1300 page shitfight thread. (Part 2)

[A Cut Above]

I like it how none of you Handbaggers are even bothering to argue the reverse - you know full well Selwood is a sniping, ducking, sooking cheat.

 

[ChappyUK]

I like it how none of you Handbaggers are even bothering to argue the reverse - you know full well Selwood is a sniping, ducking, sooking cheat.

I like how you haven't tried to defend Hodge above. Must mean you agree with it all.

 

[A Cut Above]

I like how you haven't tried to defend Hodge above. Must mean you agree with it all.

 

[sikm8]

I like it how none of you Handbaggers are even bothering to argue the reverse - you know full well Selwood is a sniping, ducking, sooking cheat.

No need to really, everyone knows that Joel Selwood (3 x Premiership Player, 5 x AA, 3 as Captain, 3 x Geelong B&F, AFLPA Best Captain, 4 x AFLPA Most Courageous Player, Rising Star and AFLPA Best First Year Player) isn't a cheap, angry, drink driving, snipping bitch.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

I like it how none of you Handbaggers are even bothering to argue the reverse - you know full well Selwood is a sniping, ducking, sooking cheat.

Nobody takes your stupidity trolling serious.

 

[Paul Kersey]

"Oh shit there's two of them to make me look stupid now."

That's the look of fear knowing he can't go around clocking blokes without remonstration anymore. Beaten at their own game.

Ah, that's when Mitchell trolled Selwood for ducking and then the umpire told Selwood to start acting like a leader. Gold.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

From a Gold Coast perspective yes. They need to get as much for this guy as possible. I suspect we'd have to toss a couple of players around and get 1 or 2 other clubs involved to get a decent offering.

Yes I'll be happy if he goes to the Hawks but for mine the players are getting way to much power and this mercenary attitude of "I'll only go here" is total BS. No way was Danger the first but he was one of them.

I told you the meaning of the word mercenary and you still
Ignored it.

 

[Paul Kersey]

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No need to really, every on knows that Joel Selwood (3 x Premiership Player, 5 x AA, 3 as Captain, 3 x Geelong B&F, AFLPA Best Captain, 4 x AFLPA Most Courageous Player, Rising Star and AFLPA Best First Year Player) isn't a cheap, angry, drink driving, snipping bitch.

2 finals victories out of 7 attempts. Don't forget that stat.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

Ah, that's when Mitchell trolled Selwood for ducking and then the umpire told Selwood to start acting like a leader. Gold.

Then Selwood laughed last by walking off a winner. Gold.

 

[ChappyUK]

I'll refute you points just as soon as I stop laughing at you.

 

[STP18]

Joel Selwood must be the most protected species in football.

Media never calls him out for being the biggest head ducking, knee dropping, shoulder shrugging cheat in AFL history. MRP constantly turns a blind eye to him sniping opposition onballers. Umpires constantly reward him for rule abuse.

Why? I can't figure it out. He's a shit bloke, a massive sook, an arseh*le who refuses to play the game by the rules. His reputation is undeserved.

Leigh Matthews "would walk behind Joel Selwood". He's the greatest captain of the modern era. Hawfies wouldn't know what a captain is with plonkers like Vandenberg and Hodgey filling the void. Throwing elbows and knees at anything that moves doesn't make you a good captain. Selwood is universally praised as the captain of his generation, while Hodge is sarcastically referred to as 'good bloke'. Mitch Thorp over Selwood is still the biggest mistake I've ever witnessed in the AFL.

 

[Paul Kersey]

Then Selwood laughed last by walking off a winner. Gold.

Yeah he did. For the 2nd time in seven attempts.

 

[Paul Kersey]

Leigh Matthews "would walk behind Joel Selwood". He's the greatest captain of the modern era. Hawfies wouldn't know what a captain is with plonkers like Vandenberg and Hodgey filling the void. Throwing elbows and knees at anything that moves doesn't make you a good captain. Selwood is universally praised as the captain of his generation, while Hodge is sarcastically referred to as 'good bloke'. Mitch Thorp over Selwood is still the biggest mistake I've ever witnessed in the AFL.

Serious questions. Have you ever not posted about Hawthorn and are you an adult?

 

[STP18]

Ah, that's when Mitchell trolled Selwood for ducking and then the umpire told Selwood to start acting like a leader. Gold.

Was that before or after Luke Hodge tackled Selwood to the ground off the ball giving away a free kick, and then backchatting to the umpire handing away a 50 metre penalty and a certain goal in a game decided by 3 points?

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

Yeah he did. For the 2nd time in seven attempts.

Could be worse. He could have a winning ratio in finals as poor as Ryan Burton or even Fitzpatrick.

 

[STP18]

Serious questions. Have you ever not posted about Hawthorn and are you an adult?

You sound rattled.

 

[chefmeister]

Joel Selwood must be the most protected species in football.

Media never calls him out for being the biggest head ducking, knee dropping, shoulder shrugging cheat in AFL history. MRP constantly turns a blind eye to him sniping opposition onballers. Umpires constantly reward him for rule abuse.

Why? I can't figure it out. He's a shit bloke, a massive sook, an arseh*le who refuses to play the game by the rules. His reputation is undeserved.

 

[chefmeister]

 

[chefmeister]

2 finals victories out of 7 attempts. Don't forget that stat.

Yeah he did. For the 2nd time in seven attempts.

 

[Paul Kersey]

Could be worse. He could have a winning ratio in finals as poor as Ryan Burton or even Fitzpatrick.

Haven't played a combined 10 games yet. Give them another two years and they'll have Selwood beat on that stat.

 

[Mad_Hatter]

2 finals victories out of 7 attempts. Don't forget that stat.

What a Champion getting his team to the finals during a rebuild!

 

[Paul Kersey]

What a Champion getting his team to the finals during a rebuild!

You mean Hodge? Yep.

 

[Paul Kersey]

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Prefer '28% success rate' to be used?

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

Haven't played a combined 10 games yet. Give them another two years and they'll have Selwood beat on that stat.

You're assuming Hawthorn will be playing future finals to lose.

 

[chefmeister]

Prefer '28% success rate' to be used?