Geelong and Hawthorn record monumentally embarrassing 1300 page shitfight thread. (Part 2)

[Lethality]

It was a year yesterday the original thread was created. Congrats A Cut Above for making the Fred... Other special mentions must go to:

Geelong:
Nakia
STP18
chefmeister
Geelong Dynasty
Chappyuk
NickCC
Hoooops
KardiniaPark
Smedts

Hawfies:
Lethality
Packedlunch
Hawk Dork
H2F
Cyrilyouchampion
Back One Out
11sjw
William Wonka
Gunstall555

And yes, even TazHawk15

Well done everyone.

The proper anniversary is Dec 23rd or so. The original thread was just simmering along until Nokia started melting in the lead-up to Xmas.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

The Filth Wizard get in here and give me a good spanking.

The Filth Wizard if you could get Hoops to honour his bets that would be great. (lost bet) in signature.

Where the hell am I?

Hoooops, you'd better not be ****ing welching.

 

[Hoooops]

Where the hell am I?

Hoooops, you'd better not be ******* welching.

I'm welching, Filthy. Give me a ****ing award.

 

[chefmeister]

 

[Back One Out]

Looking forward to amateur hour at Hawthorn continuing into another week.

This will end as the most inept trade period by any club in the history of the game. Incompetence.

http://www.afl.com.au/news/2016-10-16/trade-wrap-motlop-set-to-stay-at-cattery

Trade wrap: Motlop set to stay at Cattery

Motlop is contracted with Geelong for next season but he was put on the trade table after a disappointing 2016 finals series.
He did not attract huge interest from opposition clubs, with his lucrative 2017 salary a potential deterrent for any potential suitor.


Translation:
Motlop: overrated
Geelong: incompetent

 

[ChappyUK]

http://www.afl.com.au/news/2016-10-16/trade-wrap-motlop-set-to-stay-at-cattery

Trade wrap: Motlop set to stay at Cattery

Motlop is contracted with Geelong for next season but he was put on the trade table after a disappointing 2016 finals series.
He did not attract huge interest from opposition clubs, with his lucrative 2017 salary a potential deterrent for any potential suitor.


Translation:
Motlop: overrated
Geelong: incompetent

I am happy he's staying. Only has one year left of his AFL career left if he doesnt perform though.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

http://www.afl.com.au/news/2016-10-16/trade-wrap-motlop-set-to-stay-at-cattery

Trade wrap: Motlop set to stay at Cattery

Motlop is contracted with Geelong for next season but he was put on the trade table after a disappointing 2016 finals series.
He did not attract huge interest from opposition clubs, with his lucrative 2017 salary a potential deterrent for any potential suitor.


Translation:
Motlop: overrated
Geelong: incompetent

Don't bring a knife to a sword fight champ.

 

[Hoooops]

Geelong: incompetent

Have you seen what your club's done this week?

 

[chefmeister]

Hawfs be like -

 

[Back One Out]

sword fight

Mods should rename the thread

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

 

[ChappyUK]

Love how the Hawks bag Motlop yet in the QF he was the most influencial player on the ground in the last 10mins. Yes he got grief for the behind but he showed up two Hawk veterans to get the shot off.

Strangely the two that have kept their jobs.

 

[Hawk Dork]

Love how the Hawks bag Motlop yet in the QF he was the most influencial player on the ground in the last 10mins. Yes he got grief for the behind but he showed up two Hawk veterans to get the shot off.

Strangely the two that have kept their jobs.

If he was soooooooooooo good why didnt someone offer pick 87 for him?

 

[ChappyUK]

If he was soooooooooooo good why didnt someone offer pick 87 for him?

Cios it's not really a massive achievement taking down the Hawks these days.

 

[chefmeister]

If he was soooooooooooo good why didnt someone offer pick 87 for him?

Who wants pick 87 when you can get hawthorns 2nd best player ever plus his salary paid at pick 88. That guy must be a real gem...

 

[Hawk Dork]

you couldnt even get 89 for Motlop

 

[chefmeister]

you couldnt even get 89 for Motlop

You couldn't even get 87 for Sam FREAKING Mitchell.

 

[Lethality]

Love how the Hawks bag Motlop

Even the handbags bag Motlop. He certainly goes down a notch in big games.

 

[Hawk Dork]

You couldn't even get 87 for Sam FREAKING Mitchell.

We got him a million dollars in superannuation

Motlop couldnt even get a free cup of Laksa

 

[chefmeister]

We got him a million dollars in superannuation

And now you're forking out that much also for west coast to take him off your hands. What a windfall this deal has been for you.

 

[Hawk Dork]

You wont even call your veterans we get them super payouts

 

[ChappyUK]

Even the handbags bag Motlop. He certainly goes down a notch in big games.

It's more realistic than celebrating 9 touches.

 

[RAPPA]

Vickery already showed signs of fitting into the Hawks' game plan well before he signed.

 

[RedVest4]

I've gotta hand it to the Hawfies in here, they're putting up the bravest of fights here in an argument they can't possibly win... Albeit with a lot of deflection.

I mean, Lewis has told them to GAGF and you've got Vickery. There is simply no defending that.

Has Jimmy been called yet?

 

[Hoooops]

I've gotta hand it to the Hawfies in here, they're putting up the bravest of fights here in an argument they can't possibly win... Albeit with a lot of deflection.

I mean, Lewis has told them to GAGF and you've got Vickery. There is simply no defending that.

Has Jimmy been called yet?