Entertainment & Music Dong contest part 3, host: Illinois Nazi, theme: gender, botes due 7:30pm ACDT

[Wosh]

Back to whoring again this round, although I wouldn't call it a full blown Courtney Love style whore.
It's also nice to have a theme you don't have to think too hard about. especially on a Saturday.

Thinking sucks balls

 

[little graham]

As long as i remember to vote, i should win this.

 

[Wosh]

Freofalcon MEB_ get in here bitches

 

[edgie]

What's the theme you mob of softbelly boat whores

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[Ulahoopski]

Halfanhour and no confirmation. already #worsthostever

 

[Hard Ball Get]

Didn't rate the playlist at all.

5. For Whom the bell tolls
4. Scentless Apprentice
3. Creeping Death
2. Sweet Thursday
1. Turn turn turn - Just because I really struggled to find another song and this one is half decent.

Billy
Nick Cave

 

[edgie]

Sorry lads! Was working til all day til 10pm last night and didn't get a chance to check. Busy day I'll be better next time!

Being a night worker and song contest participant is never a wise move. Take it from someone who knows. The white collars in here are unforgiving.





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[Wosh]

Halfanhour and no confirmation. already #worsthostever

I did as soon as you nommed!

Blame Bigfooty.

Anyone else not confirmed?

 

[Wosh]

Ulahoopski did you get it that time?

 

[Wosh]

What's the theme you mob of softbelly boat whores

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Songs with 'baby' or 'babe' in the title

 

[bok_party]

Being a night worker and song contest participant is never a wise move. Take it from someone who knows. The white collars in here are unforgiving.

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I work in the sports industry so it's always a busy time come game day

 

[royboy2]

Campaigners

 

[Ulahoopski]

Ulahoopski did you get it that time?

Baby delivered. Cheers.

 

[Wosh]

Anyone who hasn't received my confirmation please let me know, sometimes when I get heaps of pm's at once my pm seizes up..used to happen all the f***** time

 

[Hard Ball Get]

Anyone who hasn't received my confirmation please let me know, sometimes when I get heaps of pm's at once my pm seizes up..used to happen all the f***** time

Haven't received a response.

 

[Wosh]

Haven't received a response.

Thanks, good now?

 

[Ulahoopski]

Since it's babymania atm:

A couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.

Upon their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital was testing an amazing new high-tech machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were interested.

Both said they were very much in favour of it.

The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before.

But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch.

The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor then checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing.

At this point they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well.

Since the pain transfer was obviously helping the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.
The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain, and the husband had experienced none. She and her husband were ecstatic.

But when they got home, they found the mailman dead on the porch.

 

[Hard Ball Get]

Thanks, good now?

Yep cheers

 

[LiterallyNobody]

Since it's babymania atm:

A couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.

Upon their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital was testing an amazing new high-tech machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were interested.

Both said they were very much in favour of it.

The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before.

But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch.

The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor then checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing.

At this point they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well.

Since the pain transfer was obviously helping the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.
The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain, and the husband had experienced none. She and her husband were ecstatic.

But when they got home, they found the mailman dead on the porch.

Heard this one before. That's a cracker.

 

[Smeg Head]

Might have to borrow a dong here.

 

[CakeEater]

I nommed "For Whom The Bell Tolls" for the anti-war songs round and I only got a dozen or so votes.
Beaten by Redgum, "Khe Sanh", "Imagine", "Zombie", Buffalo Springfield and Country Joe.

I got the billy that round with Zombie.
Still hurts.

 

[CakeEater]

Accept my nom Woosh you campaigner

 

[Gigantor]

baby, baby...ooooooo

 

[Wosh]

Accept my nom Woosh you campaigner

Done CockEater

 

[CakeEater]

Nom in with a cracker.

So watch out 19th here I come.