Geelong and Hawthorn record monumentally embarrassing 170000 page shitfight thread - Part 3

[ChappyUK]

Bahahaha ... Everything you said turned out to be wrong!!!

"Rather an honest apology" .... when we are expecting this?? ... it's been almost two weeks ... it would appear your captain is doing everything possible to duck the issue!

Hodgey was out within 48 hours doing pressers ... Good karma paid off Chappy .... Got our B2B2B!!

Hodge was only out there due to the finals. And if you believe what he sold you you're thicker than I thought.

I admit I expected a penalty from the club and I have no doubt there would have been if it was the season proper. Motlop got a match just for having one beer and being snitched on FFS.

He did end up.costing the club 250k so he's got a bit to pay back.

I'll take your shit this time and look forward to the next time a Hawk mucks up.

Have a feeling we won't be waiting long.

 

[A Cut Above]

Remember when the US spent billions on the Star Wars missile 'defense' program back in the 80s? Would've been infinitely cheaper for them to pay Chappy to park his arse in Washington and tell him any incoming nukes were sent by Hawthorn. Guaranteed 100% deflection rate.

 

[Hawk Dork]

 

[ChappyUK]

Remember when the US spent billions on the Star Wars missile 'defense' program back in the 80s? Would've been infinitely cheaper for them to pay Chappy to park his arse in Washington and tell him any incoming nukes were sent by Hawthorn. Guaranteed 100% deflection rate.

I seriously starting to think you guys a can't read if there's no emojis in a post.

 

[A Cut Above]

I seriously starting to think you guys a can't read if there's no emojis in a post.

 

[ChappyUK]

Nuggets73 William Wonka can you translate for me.

 

[Nuggets73]

Nuggets73 William Wonka can you translate for me.

13 >>>> 9
89 & 08 GF's
Hodge >>>> Duckwood

Sound about right???

 

[Nuggets73]

Hodge was only out there due to the finals. And if you believe what he sold you you're thicker than I thought

You know the deal Chappy .. Don't piss in my pocket and tell me it's raining

I admit I expected a penalty from the club and I have no doubt there would have been if it was the season proper. Motlop got a match just for having one beer and being snitched on FFS

Considering the club already had two warnings from the TAC ... poor form in my book

He did end up.costing the club 250k so he's got a bit to pay back.
I'll take your shit this time and look forward to the next time a Hawk mucks up

I'll take this as you agree it hasn't been well handled ... No presser is where they went completely wrong

 

[ChappyUK]

You know the deal Chappy .. Don't piss in my pocket and tell me it's raining



Considering the club already had two warnings from the TAC ... poor form in my book



I'll take this as you agree it hasn't been well handled ... No presser is where they went completely wrong

Yep agree Nuggets. Should have been a presser. It would have saved a lot of good peanut butter from being needlessly wasted.

 

[Nuggets73]

Yep agree Nuggets. Should have been a presser. It would have saved a lot of good peanut butter from being needlessly wasted.

hahahaha ... I'll pay that!

 

[Hawk Dork]

I think its a lot funnier the way it turned out.
2 weeks of denial and bang
Poor Cats thought they could duck and shrug the shoulders and free kick Duckwood

 

[William Wonka]

Nuggets73 William Wonka can you translate for me.

Puddytatt tears are delicious.

 

[William Wonka]

Hodge was only out there due to the finals. And if you believe what he sold you you're thicker than I thought.

I admit I expected a penalty from the club and I have no doubt there would have been if it was the season proper. Motlop got a match just for having one beer and being snitched on FF

He did end up.costing the club 250k so he's got a bit to pay back.

I'll take your shit this time and look forward to the next time a Hawk mucks up.

Have a feeling we won't be waiting long.

Just a small point.
Its $250,000 a year.
Considering TAC are traditionally long term sponsors you could quite reasonably say he has cost you a potential $2.5 million plus.

 

[Catsnlakers]

Puddytatt tears are delicious.

How's your RDO going mate? Finally you can now truly put yourself in Vickery's shoes.

 

[Catsnlakers]

32% of current players predict Hawforn to plummet down the ladder, 2nd behind their Tassie brethren Norf. Oh dear, even the players recognise the Hawfies concerning youf.

Hush hush mate, these clowns still believe they will be winning flags with that core of exciting youf.

 

[Lethality]

I'm not the one trying to excuse drink driving purely because the captain of the club I support got caught. That's as embarrassing as it gets.

I'm trying to dismiss the false equivalencies you have drawn, rather than excuse drink driving.

 

[RedVest4]

Has Hodge been suspended for his DUI yet?

 

[Lethality]

Has Hodge been suspended for his DUI yet?

Served a parallel suspension with his Tribunal suspension back in the final round of 2015.

What about Joel?

 

[RedVest4]

Served a parallel suspension with his Tribunal suspension back in the final round of 2015.

What about Joel?

Joel's waiting for Luke to be suspended for his DUI

 

[Lethality]

Joel's waiting for Luke to be suspended for his DUI

He was suspended, it was concurrent with his tribunal suspension.

Joel's turn.

 

[RedVest4]

He was suspended, it was concurrent with his tribunal suspension.

Joel's turn.

Joel was suspended for his speeding a few years ago before it happened

 

[teddies]

the sanction imposed by Geelong should be proportional to that handed down by the law.

1 month licence suspension = round one suspension.
$228 fine = $2530.8 donation to Geelong's former sponsor.

Hawthorn used this formula following Hodge's DUI indiscretion.
No loss of licence = no football suspension
$450 fine = $5000 donation.

 

[Hawk Dork]

Duckwood will be punished enough when he stops getting his cheap ducking frees

 

[A Cut Above]

Selwood's punishment is the irreversible damage to his already free-kick stained reputation.

 

[William Wonka]

How's your RDO going mate? Finally you can now truly put yourself in Vickery's shoes.

Id need to take a shitload of acid to walk a mile in his shoes