Official Match Thread Season 24: Round 4 - Sin City Swamprats vs Fighting Furies at Underground Stadium

[Power Raid]

Stand beside me Fizzler - I'll be your bodyguard. Just fire off a few jabs here and there and I'll karate chop them in the nuts if they don't drop straight away

why is it the opposition's private parts get all the attention?

 

[Power Raid]

You've had your callouses removed!

nah, I just didn't wash my hands after KFC

 

[Ant Bear]

nah, I just didn't wash my hands after KFC

Now I'm hungry.

 

[McEvoy]

why is it the opposition's private parts get all the attention?

Dunno. I've been staring at them intently all night...

 

[Ant Bear]

Dunno. I've been staring at them intently all night...

_Cayz_ ! Put it away!

 

[Nuffers]

And all it took was one pig ... just one lousy pig.

I thought it was a goat.

 

[philreich]

nah, I just didn't wash my hands after KFC

Recent exam question in Dublin, "How do you spell KFC?" Others included, "In the 1978 Irish sheepdog trials, how many were found guilty?"

Then there was a trick question, "Determine which of these is the odd one out: crab, prawn, crayfish, barramundi, Chinaman that's just been hit by a car." Of course it's the barramundi - all the rest are crustaceans (crushed Asians).

 

[Power Raid]

I thought it was a goat.

a pig fancied their chances and dressed up as a goat.

 

[miggs]

miggs, what do you think of photos of female tennis players?

I think they are a necessity that this league requires to function to its full capacity.

 

[Quadzilla]

Gee...you know when you have been inactive...only 1 like from Power Raid

 

[Quadzilla]

Now I'm hungry.

Gday skip

#dontsackantbear
#suckuptoantbear
#quadforcentre

 

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#giffriday

 

[This Is Anfield]

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#giffriday

Dangerous tackle... two weeks.

 

[sportsmaniac89]

Dangerous tackle... two weeks.

Don't forget the club punishment, plays for Port which is an extra week.

Another week for not being a good bloke.

4 weeks and counting.

 

[philreich]

Dangerous tackle... two weeks.

He needs to change his name to Luke Hodge or Taylor Walker.

 

[gaskin]

He needs to change his name to Luke Hodge or Taylor Walker.

Or Buddy.

 

[Power Raid]

Gee...you know when you have been inactive...only 1 like from Power Raid

it's only Friday

 

[JackNah_8]

I see Power Raid is currently auditing this match thread

 

[Wacky Tiger]

All this Dusty dribble has had me distracted for the week. Whats going on Swifties? Is Millky95 back yet?

 

[sportsmaniac89]

All this Dusty dribble has had me distracted for the week. Whats going on Swifties? Is Millky95 back yet?

Aren't the Furies the Swifties....I mean you're the club that obsesses over Tay Tay's new album

 

[This Is Anfield]

Hello my fellow Furies and our wonderful hosts, the Sensational Sin City Swamprats.
I trust you are all enjoying a...

Which, of course, brings me to a musical interlude...

 

[Wacky Tiger]

Hello my fellow Furies and our wonderful hosts, the Sensational Sin City Swamprats.
I trust you are all enjoying a...
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Which, of course, brings me to a musical interlude...

Not Tay Tay

GTFO

 

[Nuffers]

Hello my fellow Furies and our wonderful hosts, the Sensational Sin City Swamprats.
I trust you are all enjoying a...
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Which, of course, brings me to a musical interlude...

I think you'll find the Swampies prefer this:

 

[Wacky Tiger]

Aren't the Furies the Swifties....I mean you're the club that obsesses over Tay Tay's new album

Shes a babe, can totally understand why you guys love her

 

[philreich]

Shes a babe, can totally understand why you guys love her

So if Julia Gillard had become a musician, you wouldn't have been quite so enthusiastic???