Scape Goat TRTT Part 5: A Good Day to Ken Hard

[edgie]

People didn't ridicule my pics for my clothes. I guess that was a good thing. Nobody noticed I was wearing a snakeskin vest.

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[chiwigi]

Is there any realistic way that the current issues with North Korea can be turned around and there not becoming an all out war?

Yes, leave them alone.

Won't happen though.

 

[edgie]

Hey MP, what were the Star Wars theories?

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[Milly Biscuit]

never had hairles mexican

Hey Lynda!! Just wondering if you shave completely or a Brazilian. You might be full on hairy hippy the question needs to be asked Mrs Loades.

 

[Milly Biscuit]

Is there any realistic way that the current issues with North Korea can be turned around and there not becoming an all out war?

No

 

[Milly Biscuit]

Seems to be alot of countries standing around twiddling their thumbs waiting for everyone else (especially the US) to do something rather than being tarnished as the one who cast the first stone.

Trump has his advisors. The little knob cake is not getting away with too much yet. The sanctions are pinning him down. One false move and it will be like nothing like the world has seen. His pop gun missiles would belong in my grandsons kindy playground.

 

[Milly Biscuit]

You can collect the set...

Hilarious

 

[Magpiespower]

Hey MP, what were the Star Wars theories?

Oh, man, they all kinda blurred into each other. The one thing I do remember him saying was that Ron Howard was a "mediocre" director. Had to tell him to STFU on that one, lol...

 

[edgie]

Oh, man, they all kinda blurred into each other. The one thing I do remember him saying was that Ron Howard was a "mediocre" director. Had to tell him to STFU on that one, lol...

Oh wow.

Lucas sounded Ron Howard out for Phantom Menace. What could have been.

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[Magpiespower]

Ooh, I reckon Ron dodged a bullet there...

 

[edgie]

It's an interesting fact that's been buried in time. When Howard first took over as Han Solo director he said something like "I've always wanted to direct a Star Wars movie". Really Ron? What about that time you had that exact chance, and was like, nah not right now. Maybe in twenty years time when Disney throw like quadruple the money at me.

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[Zakk Wylde]

oh you thought it was about your shoes ok,

says she who is never wearing white again

Blasphemy

 

[Dylan8]

Damn Harry Dean Stanton RIP. His line in FWWM - "That just means more shit I gotta do" is all time great

 

[Magpiespower]

Nice day for a white wedding.

Hope it doesn't turn into "The Red Wedding."

First time me and the psycho sis have been in the same postcode, never mind room, since Mum's funeral.

Sensitive negotiations were brokered to a-ok my invite.

To be continued...

 

[Magpiespower]

Damn Harry Dean Stanton RIP. His line in FWWM - "That just means more shit I gotta do" is all time great

I knew these people...

 

[Magpiespower]

Frank Vincent died the other day, too. "F@%kin' shinebox" is what he'll probably always be best remembered for. But I've always loved his delivery on the line that follows:

"Come on, ya f@%kin' feel strong?"

 

[Papa G]

I always pictured Piston to be way older, way more bearded and way crustier.

 

[Magpiespower]

I always pictured Piston to be way older, way more bearded and way crustier.

Same here, lol. Basically, I pictured Harry Dean Stanton...

 

[Launchpad McQuack]

Nice day for a white wedding.

Hope it doesn't turn into "The Red Wedding."

First time me and the psycho sis have been in the same postcode, never mind room, since Mum's funeral.

Sensitive negotiations were brokered to a-ok my invite.

To be continued...

Power Girl grab your popcorn.

 

[Power Girl]

Nice day for a white wedding.

Hope it doesn't turn into "The Red Wedding."

First time me and the psycho sis have been in the same postcode, never mind room, since Mum's funeral.

Sensitive negotiations were brokered to a-ok my invite.

To be continued...

Report back as soon as you can. I am putting drinks on ice, preparing bar snacks, getting ready .... better than netflix

 

[Magpiespower]

Report back as soon as you can. I am putting drinks on ice, preparing bar snacks, getting ready .... better than netflix

Well, I'm still standing on the side of the road waiting for my lift.

They were supposed to pick me up twenty minutes ago.

The wedding is now twenty minutes away.

We have to head up to Gawler.

This could be the biggest anti-climax ever!

 

[Power Girl]

Well, I'm still standing on the side of the road waiting for my lift.

They were supposed to pick me up twenty minutes ago.

The wedding is now twenty minutes away.

We have to head up to Gawler.

This could be the biggest anti-climax ever!

It is an Aussie wedding at Gawler with the cast from Home and Away/Kath & Kim attending. Your stories wont disappoint I'm sure .. unless you don't get picked up by your lift.

 

[bomberclifford]

never posting a photo of me again after i was ridiculed for my shoes

That was funny though. Of all the things to be ridiculed about, shoes would be the least concerning.

 

[tribey]

PS4... Check

Have dropped my controller a few times on the tile over the past few years.

Thing's visually tiptop, but realised the R1 button is non-responsive.

Nearly 1DOWN'd when the guy charged me $89 for a new one. Cripes.

 

[Duck Farmer]

Damn Harry Dean Stanton RIP. His line in FWWM - "That just means more shit I gotta do" is all time great