Mega Thread Celebrating Kora the Companion Dog-the Casual Chat Thread: Part Deux

[Wosh]

Obviously dont have bbqs at your place. Men piss on the citrus trees leaving the toilet for the women

No, they absolutely don't

 

[I Dont Care]

No, they absolutely don't

Yes I do

 

[I Dont Care]

And 1 and 2c coins.

Good times

 

[Marklar_33]

I’d kill anyone who pissed on my fruit trees, disgusting.
Don’t you animals have f***ing toilets?

Why are you robbing your citrus fruits of essential nutrients?

Obviously dont have bbqs at your place. Men piss on the citrus trees leaving the toilet for the women

I’m all for equality. All pissing on the citrus tree please

 

[Neese]

Piss away, citrus needs nitrogen

 

[El Dubya]

I’d kill anyone who pissed on my fruit trees, disgusting.
Don’t you animals have f***ing toilets?

It's good for them, tell Steve to get around it. Just make sure your rinse them before you cook with them.

 

[HBF]

I’d kill anyone who pissed on my fruit trees, disgusting.
Don’t you animals have f***ing toilets?

Its good for them Woosh.

 

[I Dont Care]

It's good for them, tell Steve to get around it. Just make sure your rinse them before you cook with them.

You're supposed to piss on the ground, citrus actually have feeder roots adjacent to the foliage edge, not the fruit

 

[El Dubya]

You're supposed to piss on the ground, citrus actually have feeder roots adjacent to the foliage edge, not the fruit

Close enough...

 

[Pakenhamsaint]

Is there any reason why there are so many people in town wearing fremantle stuff?

 

[CakeEater]

Is there any reason why there are so many people in town wearing fremantle stuff?

Yep, its the festival of Clive- where we pray to our messiah Clive.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Yep, its the festival of Clive- where we pray to our messiah Clive.

Lol?

 

[I Dont Care]

Yep, its the festival of Clive- where we pray to our messiah Clive.

 

[CakeEater]

Surely you would be onboard with this festival.

 

[I Dont Care]

Surely you would be onboard with this festival.

Of course. We can all have a threesome

 

[Allikat]

Yep, its the festival of Clive- where we pray to our messiah Clive.

My favourite holiday!

 

[Starburns_]

I'm male and have no interest in cars, nor do I own one... Am I unmanly?

I have a car, but don't care about cars in general. As far as I'm concerned it's a vehicle for getting from point A to point B, nothing more.

And being pissed on.

Citrus fruits are so damn kinky.

I’d kill anyone who pissed on my fruit trees, disgusting.
Don’t you animals have f***ing toilets?

Plants need water.

Close enough...

Are you saying you piss directly on the lemons?

 

[Wosh]

WTF have I missed today? Why did I open cc and get hit in the face with this?

 

[NaturalDisaster]

I have a car, but don't care about cars in general. As far as I'm concerned it's a vehicle for getting from point A to point B, nothing more.



Citrus fruits are so damn kinky.



Plants need water.



Are you saying you piss directly on the lemons?

Now you know the secret of the lemon he gave you for your corona at his meetup BBQ.

 

[Wosh]

Also, I’ve made a note never to eat fruit at any of your houses.

 

[Wosh]

Of course. We can all have a threesome

Haha, didn’t take you long to settle in did it!

Also I sold the trees, $660 pretty happy with that seeing as I grew them from little myself. They went to a nice young couple. No piss.

 

[I Dont Care]

Haha, didn’t take you long to settle in did it!

Also I sold the trees, $660 pretty happy with that seeing as I grew them from little myself. They went to a nice young couple. No piss.

That's what they told you. I bet they laughed while they pissed all over them when they got them home

 

[NaturalDisaster]

I never rinse fruit before I eat them.. I know you're meant to, but I never have and have yet to get sick

 

[I Dont Care]

http://www.abc.net.au/gardening/stories/s442836.htm

 

[Wosh]

That's what they told you. I bet they laughed while they pissed all over them when they got them home

I meant they were beautiful and healthy with no piss!
The new owners can do what they want now..take a dump on them if they want..I’m going to spend the money on new trees.