Uncle Tony’s House - Grand re opening for S25!

[byebyexenxen]

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Whose shout, I'm as dry as a mouth full of cocoa powder.

Actually a mate of mine used to have a ripper saying about being dry. Unfortunately in these PC days it cannot be said any longer!

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Actually a mate of mine used to have a ripper saying about being dry. Unfortunately in these PC days it cannot be said any longer!

That's the thing about women of the cloth....no sense of humour....

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

That's the thing about women of the cloth....no sense of humour....

Okay I have tidied this up slightly. He used to say he was so dry he felt like he had sucked off a camel!

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Okay I have tidied this up slightly. He used to say he was so dry he felt like he had sucked off a camel!

Right, thought we were on the nuns.......a bad habit!!

 

[McEvoy]

Okay I have tidied this up slightly. He used to say he was so dry he felt like he had sucked off a camel!

A pretty one I hope

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

A pretty one I hope
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Be still my beating heart.......

 

[McEvoy]

Be still my beating heart.......

I have just been permanently scarred by googling camel penises

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

I have just been permanently scarred by googling camel penises

Should try googling camel humps!

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Should try googling camel humps!

Now I've got Fergie in my head...my hump, my humps, my lovely camel humps...

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Now I've got Fergie in my head...my hump, my humps, my lovely camel humps...

You have struck a raw nerve right now. You see the Black Eyed Peas were a ****ing good hip hop band until she came along. Singlehandedly ****ing ruined them! I need a Bex and a lie down! I said Bex damn it!!

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

You have struck a raw nerve right now. You see the Black Eyed Peas were a ******* good hip hop band until she came along. Singlehandedly ******* ruined them! I need a Bex and a lie down! I said Bex damn it!!

 

[McEvoy]

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

The prosecution rests its case!!!!

 

[byebyexenxen]

Hello everyone!

 

[TheCoach16]

I have just been permanently scarred by googling camel penises

You think GOOGLING them is bad !...

 

[TheCoach16]

Be still my beating heart.......

Bombers sign EJW...

 

[McEvoy]

Bombers sign EJW...

Hello!!!

 

[byebyexenxen]

What has happened to this thread?

 

[TheCoach16]

The prosecution rests its case!!!!

She’s a glorious woman ! On my “unlucky 13” list...

You have to admire a woman who can pee herself in front of thousands of people and still look smokin’!

 

[TheCoach16]

Hello!!!
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Good lord ! Don’t sneak up on me like that...


Howyoudoooiiin?

 

[byebyexenxen]

Are we posting animal pics now?

 

[McEvoy]

Are we posting animal pics now?

Selfies

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Are we posting animal pics now?

Hey Xen, not sure if you have noticed a pattern in the previous 168 pages but we can post whatever in here.

 

[byebyexenxen]

Hey Xen, not sure if you have noticed a pattern in the previous 168 pages but we can post whatever in here.

Well I have forgotten lol. It's been a while uncle Tone.