Scape Goat TRTT Part 5: A Good Day to Ken Hard

[bomberclifford]

And ffs dudes, hoppy IPA’s and IIPA’s aren’t the be all and end all of the beer range. If you don’t like that flavour profile try a Weissbeir, a Saison, a Porter, a Stout, a Session lager, or just stick to your mass produced 30 packs and let others enjoy. It’s not hard.

IMO the best thing to come out of the craft beer movement is a much more sophisticated approach to stouts and darker ales. For my tastes, that's where the gold is.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

It tasted like both in the most amazing way. I don’t expect you to take my word for it though. I hope they make it again (but they probably won’t now because it doesn’t taste like Crown Lager)

Mate I'm tired 100% of the time and I'm ****ing grumpy 98% of the time.

I just want my beer to taste like beer.

 

[Magus]

Over-hopped beers are like extra hot vindaloos; designed for blokes whose palate can only discern course flavour profiles and think that the 'extreme' end of the spectrum is the best.

 

[Trewth]

That's exactly what happens when I visit one. It's like a good steak house having a fish option - quality but not their main line of business. They're not the be all and end all but those hoppy things are their main line of business. No FFS required

To me, Coopers standard green, red and black models are both beers and craft beers. Brown ale is ok but I've always thought there was something missing from it. Had a flatmate once who was like a koala to eucalyptus leaves with that ****, she decided to move in when she saw some in my fridge and then for two years proceeded to drink nothing else.

Yeah the ffs wasn’t needed, it came from frustration. I’m sorry.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Yeah the ffs wasn’t needed, it came from frustration. I’m sorry.

Shootin' from the hip

 

[Magus]

I thought referring to the Coopers label by colour was an Eastern States thing. For me they're called Pale, Dark, Stout and Stumbling.

 

[badbeats]

Sorry, not a fan of beer, never quite agreed with me

I'll hand in my man-card at the door

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

I'm taking a break from beer I've decided to hit hard liquor with more gusto

 

[Trewth]

Sorry, not a fan of beer, never quite agreed with me

I'll hand in my man-card at the door

Liking beer doesn’t make you manly. Ask PhoenixPower

 

[Magpiespower]

Sorry.
No really.
I'm so sorry.

 

[Trewth]

Sorry.
No really.
I'm so sorry.

I’m surprised no one has shot this at me earlier. I love it

 

[bomberclifford]

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No.

 

[badbeats]

Liking beer doesn’t make you manly. Ask PhoenixPower

Yeh he's got me into cider.

Although I'm do like a quite CC and Dry or 20, but my wallet doesn't.

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

I joined Dans online the other day thought I might get a delivery as not everything is always in stock at the closest stores, man it's scary when you look at ya cart n' think jeezus you'll be pushing a grand by the time ya done ya pisshead.. ain't pulled the trigger yet lel

 

[Lagooner]

I'm taking a break from beer I've decided to hit hard liquor with more gusto

JimmyHipFlask

 

[Grave Danger]

I thought referring to the Coopers label by colour was an Eastern States thing. For me they're called Pale, Dark, Stout and Stumbling.

I'm not a South Australian, but to me if you say "Coopers" it means the sparkling, ie red label - any other variety has to be identified in some extra way. Like "Rugby" means Rugby Union - you don't have to say the Union, but you do have to say Rugby League or League for the other code (and I wonder if they've slipped into calling it "NRL" yet).

 

[Schulzenfest]

Yeh he's got me into cider.

I love a good beer as much as the next guy but something about a Somersby after sport does it for me.

 

[raman]

I'm not a South Australian, but to me if you say "Coopers" it means the sparkling, ie red label - any other variety has to be identified in some extra way.

That's the way it should be, the way it actually is is that "Coopers" unqualified means Pale.

 

[Magus]

I hate when you buy a bottle of pale and the bartender rolls the bottle along the bar to mix up the sediment. What do you reckon is going to happen when I tip the thing into my mouth for the first sip? So wanky and unnecessary.

 

[raman]

I hate when you buy a bottle of pale and the bartender rolls the bottle along the bar to mix up the sediment. What do you reckon is going to happen when I tip the thing into my mouth for the first sip? So wanky and unnecessary.

The sediment is going to stay at the bottom.

Also where are you finding this bar that doesn't have Pale on tap??

 

[Steve Dore]

I suppose when you are 12 it is difficult to understand that everyone has different tastes, some similar to your own and some vastly different, but that doesn't make them invalid.

 

[Magus]

The sediment is going to stay at the bottom.

Also where are you finding this bar that doesn't have Pale on tap??

You know I can't remember off the top of my head but it's happened on a few occasions and i can't help but recoil and look a little bit disgusted. It's the same feeling as having your parents cut your meat into little portions so you don't choke.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I suppose when you are 12 it is difficult to understand that everyone has different tastes, some similar to your own and some vastly different, but that doesn't make them invalid.

Yes it does.

Like what I like and agree with me or **** off.

Pretty simple I would have thought.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

You know I can't remember off the top of my head but it's happened on a few occasions and i can't help but recoil and look a little bit disgusted. It's the same feeling as having your parents cut your meat into little portions so you don't choke.

Yeah or when they just put the tip in so you don't choke/get pregnant.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Yeah the ffs wasn’t needed, it came from frustration. I’m sorry.

Holy ****!

Someone just said sorry on the internet.

You are a good guy trewth. A really good guy.