Roast The media....*Shakes Head* Part 6

[Enviable Tradition]

watching him ping them from 50 plus was super impressive. I have never understood why our midfield doesn't have a ping more often from this position.

Mind you SPP has brought this part of the game back into vogue.

"I'm with you" - Jasper Pittard

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[StartTheCarr]

Already starting to deflect pressure from the crows.

Lol They are so predictable.

https://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/s...p/news-story/0a491cb0e96097cddb6f0230b6ecd09d

 

[Ford Fairlane]

This is even better:

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If by 'cheaply' they mean 'traded out of the 2017 Draft to have a diceroll at getting Marshall (#16) and SPP (#18) with 1st rounders in the 2016 Draft', yeah, we got him 'cheaply'.

To then compare him, an explosive man-child long-likened to Dustin Martin, to some random taken in the third round, is the icing on a very derpy cake.

I guess calling him the next Luke Tapscott just didn't seem as impressive.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

Already starting to deflect pressure from the crows.

Lol They are so predictable.

https://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/s...p/news-story/0a491cb0e96097cddb6f0230b6ecd09d

 

[RussellEbertHandball]

Already starting to deflect pressure from the crows.

Lol They are so predictable.

https://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/s...p/news-story/0a491cb0e96097cddb6f0230b6ecd09d

No deflection is just a filler fluff stuff they have been running for the last week or so. Everyday they have 8 reasons to be excited about - Tuesday was the Bulldogs, Wednesday was the Lions, Thursday was Freo, Friday was Saints and today was our turn. I've seen one for the Tigers, Crows and Magpies and I've probably missed 3 or 4 others.

 

[Alyx]

I am surprised no one else has posted these yet. Absolutely disgusting:

 

[GoPorts]

I am surprised no one else has posted these yet. Absolutely disgusting:

The spelling mistakes somehow make these more believable

 

[Schulzenfest]

The spelling mistakes somehow make these more believable

For bonus points he should have added photos of Justin Westhoff and Jack Trengove.

 

[OneGreatClub]

I am surprised no one else has posted these yet. Absolutely disgusting:

Brilliant

 

[StartTheCarr]

I am surprised no one else has posted these yet. Absolutely disgusting:

That is awesome. They even wrote Port Power on the first article.

And I think after Gazza The Spud has questioned our coaches credentials then maybe the club should follow this up.
Solid sauce.

 

[Tibbs]

I am surprised no one else has posted these yet. Absolutely disgusting:

No not really ... it is just funny as! I had a big LOL when I read Trent McKenny, then it just kept getting funnier.

 

[rogerjames]

I will always love him for losing the first ever showdown.

Unfortunately 2 flags followed. We win 2018 flag can we also win first 2018 showdown?

 

[rogerjames]

Shane Bruer. Speaking of cameos

Was always the key to winning SD1

 

[manureid]

Fabrique Eighter. Genius.

 

[charcolechaddy]

I actually like Blighty, find him a fascinating character. Come at me.

He aint no ones puppet thats for sure.

Will be the first time the crows get a honest opinion from one of there own.


Will be disowned by April.

 

[OneGreatClub]

Wot! Doesn't he accept brown paper bags?

 

[philreich]

He aint no ones puppet thats for sure.

Will be the first time the crows get a honest opinion from one of there own.


Will be disowned by April.

Fair point - the last person (Chris McDermott) who had the audacity to tell the truth on 5AA was summarily dismissed before you could say Jake Lever......

 

[Papa G]

Fair point - the last person (Chris McDermott) who had the audacity to tell the truth on 5AA was summarily dismissed before you could say Jake Lever......

It will be interesting. Blight doesn't sugar coat anything. He's also been out of the Adelaide bubble for a long time. He shook the the shit out of the AFC when he started and low and behold he got results. How long the Messiah complex lasts when he starts giving off some home truths will be telling. They can't simply write it off as being bitter like they have for McDermott. My guess is they will somehow blame Kane Cornes/Croc Media for pushing Blighty down this path in an attempt to get ratings.

 

[Peter Evans]

So according to the 'tiser' The Canon goes to Power. Very religious recruiting, I thought we got The Cannon.

 

[Grave Danger]

So according to the 'tiser' The Canon goes to Power. Very religious recruiting, I thought we got The Cannon.

He cost us bugger all, but how much for the ink cartridges?

 

[Doctor Feel]

So according to the 'tiser' The Canon goes to Power. Very religious recruiting, I thought we got The Cannon.

That was actually Fox Sports, not the tiser in this instance. The tiser just re-posted it on behalf of Fox.

 

[OneGreatClub]

Listened to Sportsday SA last night and tonight..Blighty sure likes talking about himself

 

[Ando39]

Listened to Sportsday SA last night and tonight..Blighty sure likes talking about himself

In all fairness to Blighty I like talking about myself too, and I havent won anywhere near as many AFL flags as he has.

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

I reckon Blighty is doing fine from what I've heard so far

 

[OneGreatClub]

In all fairness to Blighty I like talking about myself too, and I havent won anywhere near as many AFL flags as he has.

I reckon Blighty is doing fine from what I've heard so far

I'll have to give him the benefit of the doubt but I much preferred Ben Hart so far.