Geelong and Hawthorn record monumentally embarrassing 170000 page shitfight thread - Part 4

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[ChappyUK]

Lol. Look at the Hawks lining up to embarrass themselves.

There's more chance of America waking up and creating gun laws than there is of Geewrong winning another premiership in the next 100 years!

Morning Chappy!

Never-ending nightmare huh!

Form an orderly queue.

 

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Form an orderly queue.

That's what the opposition says to your players before bending them over in prelim 1st quarters

 

[STPer18]

Hartung the most impressive from the Hawforn youf tonight I thought.

 

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Last night's AFLX has me salivating for the start of the season!!

James Sicily looks poised to tear the entire comp a new arseh*le.
Black Hardwick plays like a 200 game veteran.
James Worpel is a solid unit with an impressive amount of mongrel.
Ryan Burton is Ryan Burton.



Oh, sorry Handbaggers. You must be unfamiliar with the concept of being genuinely excited over your team's youth prospects........ but hey but you have a 34 year old with a bung shoulder to giggle about, that's kinda good yeah?

 

[ChappyUK]

Last night's AFLX has me salivating for the start of the season!!

James Sicily looks poised to tear the entire comp a new arseh*le.
Black Hardwick plays like a 200 game veteran.
James Worpel is a solid unit with an impressive amount of mongrel.
Ryan Burton is Ryan Burton.



Oh, sorry Handbaggers. You must be unfamiliar with the concept of being genuinely excited over your team's youth prospects........ but hey but you have a 34 year old with a bung shoulder to giggle about, that's kinda good yeah?

I can see why you're excited by Hawthorn players playing bruise-free football.

 

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I can see why you're excited by Hawthorn players playing bruise-free football.

We were playing the way Geelong does in prelim 1st quarters.

 

[ChappyUK]

We were playing the way Geelong does in prelim 1st quarters.

Must have been going all out because Hawthorn doesnt make prelims anymore.

 

[William Wonka]

Last night's AFLX has me salivating for the start of the season!!

James Sicily looks poised to tear the entire comp a new arseh*le.
Black Hardwick plays like a 200 game veteran.
James Worpel is a solid unit with an impressive amount of mongrel.
Ryan Burton is Ryan Burton.



Oh, sorry Handbaggers. You must be unfamiliar with the concept of being genuinely excited over your team's youth prospects........ but hey but you have a 34 year old with a bung shoulder to giggle about, that's kinda good yeah?

Im very very excited that Ryan Burton managed to remain Ryan Burton throughout the off season.

Re. Abletts shoulder:
Having recently done a shoulder myself I sympathize with the bald little god bothering weirdo.
I found the best thing for it was to stand in one spot with a series of 100kg blokes repeatedly running up to me and bumping into it.
So he should do well in the fowardline this year.

13>9.

 

[Holy Rioli]

Geelong have really put all their eggs in the GAJ basket. If they don't win it this year they might regret trading away a pick they could have used to pick up Worpel, and will have to endure a local Geelong boy tearing it up for the Hawks for the next 15 years.

 

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Im very very excited that Ryan Burton managed to remain Ryan Burton throughout the off season.

Re. Abletts shoulder:
Having recently done a shoulder myself I sympathize with the bald little god bothering weirdo.
I found the best thing for it was to stand in one spot with a series of 100kg blokes repeatedly running up to me and bumping into it.
So he should do well in the fowardline this year.

13>9.

So you're back to supporting Hawthorn now?

 

[firefighter]

Last night's AFLX has me salivating for the start of the season!!

I can see why, beating the mighty blosers and shit kilda. If only Smelbourne weren't much better than your pathetic whorkes you wouldn't only be salivating you'd be ejaculating.

Must have been going all out because Hawthorn doesnt make prelims anymore.

Can't even make finals.

 

[William Wonka]

So you're back to supporting Hawthorn now?

Ever since I was semen.

 

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Ever since I was semen.

You've certainly spent the last few months being extraordinarily convincing as a Handbagger flog.

I can see why, beating the mighty blosers and shit kilda. If only Smelbourne weren't much better than your pathetic whorkes you wouldn't only be salivating you'd be ejaculating.

Next time if you're going to reply to one of my posts I'd appreciate a reply worth reading.

 

[William Wonka]

You've certainly spent the last few months being extraordinarily convincing as a Handbagger flog.

All I had to do was take a shitload of meth and repeatedly bang my head against a brick wall.

 

[firefighter]

I'd appreciate a reply worth reading.

I don't post for your reading pleasure I just post the truth.

 

[TallyHawk]

All I had to do was take a shitload of meth and repeatedly bang my head against a brick wall.

That's commitment, good to see you come out the other side. I was concerned you had gone full ******.


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[Art Vandelay_]

Robbo reveals the Victorian club “up to their eyeballs” in Tom Lynch

Herald Sun chief football writer Mark Robinson believes Richmond are “up to their eyeballs” in their pursuit out-of-contract Gold Coast star Tom Lynch.
The Tigers are one of the leading Victorian clubs chasing the 25-year-old, who is a free agent at season’s end.

Dingley Warchest takes a big hit!

 

[Holy Rioli]

Dingley Warchest takes a big hit!

This guy knows his stuff - I mean check this out:



How did that one turn out for Robbo?

 

[Xtreme]

Tom Lynch is over rated.

I'd rather target Jack Watts instead!

 

[TallyHawk]

Dingley Warchest takes a big hit!

Lulz, Robbo makes Gero look like a genius.


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Lulz, Robbo makes Gero look like a genius.


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Harsh, I'm not sure even Robbo deserves that.

 

[Xtreme]

This is what Hawthorn will do to Geewrong in 2018

 

[Reppie]

This is what Hawthorn will do to Geewrong in 2018

About as real as your expectations.

 

[Xtreme]

About as real as your expectations.

Geelong are the leading wooden spoon contenders for 2018. Old man Ablett is going to break down and retire by round 6.