Computers & Internet Tinder

[craigos]

Lie through your teeth!

Agreed, you're already a piece of shit male so may as well live up to it. Hell, even tell them you love them if you can get one last handy jay out of it.

 

[HirdyLannister]

Agreed, you're already a piece of shit male so may as well live up to it. Hell, even tell them you love them if you can get one last handy jay out of it.

Yup, whisper them sweet nothings in their ear.

 

[Feraligatr]

I'm a female only on tinder for One and Dones
I don't want a relationship right now or to delvelop feelings so I find it easy just to hookup and then block them from contacting me again.

 

[Billy ray]

I'm a female only on tinder for One and Dones
I don't want a relationship right now or to delvelop feelings so I find it easy just to hookup and then block them from contacting me again.

How YOU doing?

 

[the_interloper]

I'm a female only on tinder for One and Dones
I don't want a relationship right now or to delvelop feelings so I find it easy just to hookup and then block them from contacting me again.

GG.exe

 

[exe ex machina]

GG.exe

Except its be me blocking her from stalking me after she struggles with my lamb roast sized schlong.

 

[Feraligatr]

Except its be me blocking her from stalking me after she struggles with my lamb roast sized schlong.

I've got a theory. Guys who usually boost about size aren't too sure how to really use them....

 

[exe ex machina]

I've got a theory. Guys who usually boost about size aren't too sure how to really use them....

Dude, it's not rocket science.

 

[Feraligatr]

Dude, it's not rocket science.

Well, you wouldn't think so; but do I have some stories for you

 

[exe ex machina]

Well, you wouldn't think so; but do I have some stories for you

I'm all ears

 

[CheapCharlie]

Well, you wouldn't think so; but do I have some stories for you

oh really?

 

[Billy ray]

Did someone try put it in your armpit?

 

[Feraligatr]

I like not being carded though!

But yeah, have you ever seen the movie Sausage Party where the Hot Dog thinks "The jackhammer" is an appropriate way to do it, well let me tell you.
And that's just one of the bad sex stories I have.


But on the Flip, bad sex is better than no sex and the one you knock back is the one you don't get

 

[GreyCrow]

I'm all ears

I thought you were all schlong

 

[CheapCharlie]

I like not being carded though!

But yeah, have you ever seen the movie Sausage Party where the Hot Dog thinks "The jackhammer" is an appropriate way to do it, well let me tell you.
And that's just one of the bad sex stories I have.


But on the Flip, bad sex is better than no sex and the one you knock back is the one you don't get

Bad sex is barely worth the effort. Better to give some self relief

 

[Sketi]

bad sex is better than no sex

Is that the name of your sex tape?

 

[exe ex machina]

I thought you were all schlong

Dude, I could easily get away with dressing it up and sending it to pre-school.

 

[La Dispute]

I've managed it a couple of times so far haha. But at the same time I find myself engaged in long conversations/dates with people who seem like they probably want something more so on those instances it's a bit of a waste of time.

Thinking a quick note on the bio is probably the best bet as you guys suggested...

Can happen either way - they come over for a bang and then realise they aren't keen, or they give you this firm warning they're not in it for hookups and then you end up ****ing.

Kind of just have to roll with the punches and realise they're basically strangers and you don't know their motivations. Plus things change in the course of a night, especially after you've had a few. You can't judge the sort of chemistry you're going to develop until they're in front of you.

 

[HairyO]

I've got a theory. Guys who usually boost about size aren't too sure how to really use them....

My theory is you posted this for the dik piks that made their way to your inbox.

 

[edgie]

Dude, I could easily get away with dressing it up and sending it to pre-school.

Not sure flaunting the big fella around a pre-school is a good idea

Sent from mTalk

 

[exe ex machina]

Not sure flaunting the big fella around a pre-school is a good idea

Sent from mTalk

I meant....it's big enough i could give it a name and enroll it into school.

Or if that's still beyond your comprehension....then....go with this analogy....

Dude, they could rivet a Stop sign onto it and cement it into the ground.

 

[edgie]

I still don't think I follow. Please provide more.

Sent from mTalk

 

[exe ex machina]

I still don't think I follow. Please provide more.

Sent from mTalk

Buddy, they could attach a lens at the end of it and record hi-def images of the moon with it.

 

[CheapCharlie]

This is like a fishing story of the one that got away
Gets bigger with every re-telling

 

[exe ex machina]

This is like a fishing story of the one that got away
Gets bigger with very re-telling

In all honesty, it's pretty heckin'g big, I have to admit. But it's a curse really. Schlong =/= Finding Love