BOOO HISSSSS ,Welcome I Don't Care, Sarah Smiles and LukerParkerNo1 as the Swampies three recruits for S26. In the past couple of seasons we've added some quality rookies to the team. This season we've added some varying levels of experience to the team.
Ding: IDC, you've had quite the journey. Can you share with the masses your SFA journey and why you feel the Swampies is right for you?
IDC: Well, obviously I started at the Swamprats where I fitted like glove persona wise, but after awhile you do feel like tasting of the forbidden fruit other teams have to offer, so I put myself on the market. I will saqy that Filth nearly swayed me to join him at the Hawks, but it was Wooshy...the temptress...who won my sexual appetite and wooed me over to the Warriors where I spent two fine seasons. The first season I did kinda go AWOL though...and the second season the team kinda went AWOL....so it was a colourful period in my career. Then I went out of the box and joined 'The Good Guys' team of the SFA the Roys, which I will always remember warmly as the 'Perfect Storm' season. I doubt there is a better bloke in the SFA than fitzroybowiedog and I will always be honoured that I won a flag beside him and the venerable Mobbs as well as the rest of a wonderful team. But I was always coming back home to the Swamp. Or the sewers. Or the gutter. Or whatever it is the rest of the SFA calls Sin City..to me it is home
Ding: SS, lets go back to the podcast where you said the Swampies should fold and we had some good natured banter after that. What made you decide to move to the Underground?
SS: Well, it all started when after the podcast swamprats kept tagging me after winning games with the tag #sarahsmilesswampie, after that I walked into your round 16 thread and was really impressed with the banter. When we played the swamprats in the final I had such a good time I really began considering a move. Then I got a PM from a swamprats player saying that I had really helped them and to see that was the straw that broke the camels back (In a good way) After that I talked to LG's from both clubs and the deal was done. Literally the day after it happened I got PM's from nearly all captains asking for me to join various clubs and I even got some LG offers. I checked in the the GF thread and had a ripper of a time. I announced my move to the swampies amid controversy and managed to piss off every Wonder. But bloody hell, I don't regret my comments on that podcast or I wouldn't have been tagged and would have never found out how great this club actually is.
Also how ******* good is this team going to be next year!
Ding: LP, I literally stumbled across you in the wilderness and found out that you were an ex Swampie. What is your SFA back story and what are you looking forward to this time around?
LP: As for my story was a member of the Swampies. Then took a break as I had family things- wedding and a new baby took priority.
I love writing though in a particular way always creating some form of discussion at least
Ding: IDC, you appear to have a healthy relationship with Power Raid. What's the background and will PR need an AVO?
IDC: An avacado? Well, fruit can be quite sexual...but avacados don't come to mind for me, you must have quite an imaginative mind Ding. Bananas and pineapples would be the fruit PR would be contemplating I'd imagine
Ding: SS, you've been on the front foot antagonizing your old team. Are yoou planning something special for that week?
SS: You'll have to wait and see. (Ding thinks this will be a week not to be missed!)
Ding: LP, there are 5 players in next season's side that were there when you played in S20 - Power Raid, Quadzilla, ShaunDuggan, Ant Bear and I Don't Care. Do any ring a bell and can you believe Ant Bear is captain?
LP: The first two I remember and Ant Bear. The others I know the names just can’t remember them a lot. My memory isn’t the best haha
Ding: Final question to all. You get to bring a date to the B&F. Who are you bringing?
IDC: Why..Jack Daniels of course
SS: BLERN we're going as Adam and Eve again. Hopefully he doesn't eat his palm leaf this time.
At this point Ding leaves the room but leaves keeps recording (my cameras are everywhere!)
IDC: Surely you remember the goats though?
LP: Oh yes them Lol
SS: Goat *******... that is some book of mormon type shit.
SS: This got strange quickly...
IDC: How so?
LP: Nothing wrong with goats though!
IDC: No...a good goat in the stable is worth three in the bush
LP: True and if a horse that I've backed loses, it's a goat!
IDC: Is that book of mormon too?
LP: Hahaha I love that play lol
SS: Me too!
IDC: Play? What play?
SS: The broadway musical by Trey and Parker
LP: Yeah seen it in the US and here lol
SS: I saw it here, and have multiple bootlegs.
At this point Ding checks in on the recruits. Recognized very quickly the marketing opportunity that presented itself and laid the foundations for his next million....and his PA.
Hey SarahSmiles what are you still doing up.
Heckle heckle.