FTA-TV The Bachette: now with disingenuine bachelors and timmay the cafe enthusiast

[Shell]

I'm jelly. I love the food over there.

You get to eat real hot dogs

 

[Shell]

Hahahahaha me lol

me?

 

[Shell]

Am i the only one that does not gaf about Stormy whatshernames

 

[Shell]

Same with Trump. Theres a story about him i stop listening.

 

[LukeParkerno1]

Am i the only one that does not gaf about Stormy whatshernames

You aren’t the only one

 

[SugarShane]

Are professional men not allowed to apply? So far three tradies.

Noticed this too. All the bachelorettes have job titles like "Care care consultant", "Professional event organiser", "Entrepreneur jewellery designer", and the blokes then roll in like "Plumber", "Painter"...

 

[SugarShane]

How annoying is that fake armour sound on the leather seats


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Haha yep, said that while watching it. Bloke wasn't even moving and they were playing the sound of someone rubbing a balloon. Terrible stuff.

 

[SugarShane]

Soccer boy is going to be the producers pick

Yep Soccer Boy and Nathan have to stay at least 3 weeks before the showdown eviction.

 

[SugarShane]

Also super #bachiedelayed. Just catching up on all the posts today. Couldn't watch Wednesday night so had to do a double run last night. And couldn't be arsed commenting as we watched. Definitely a lot of relationship fodder to be jettisoned.

 

[SugarShane]

Ali's laugh is horrifying also.

 

[Shell]

I find it actually better not posting. You miss stuff as you post. Or at least I do.

 

[Shell]

Ali's laugh is horrifying also.

Dont you agree its how a duck would laugh if a duck could laugh??!

 

[SugarShane]

Dont you agree its how a duck would laugh if a duck could laugh??!

Complete with being unable its lips/bill, yeah.

 

[SugarShane]

Geez Ali's not wasting any time with the smooching

We thought Badge was getting stuck in early but geez, 2nd night in and Ali's already tongue deep in some random that she liked the look of after no date.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

 

[Shell]

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

We thought Badge was getting stuck in early but geez, 2nd night in and Ali's already tongue deep in some random that she liked the look of after no date.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Yeah I don't think there's anything wrong with it, just unusual to have smooching at a cocktail party. She's a little hornbag.

 

[Shell]

Considering its all very PG stuff, of *en course there's nothing wrong with it.

 

[Shell]

The way they carry on sometimes about kissing ffs on this show.. does my head in.

 

[SugarShane]

Hahaha paddy the bellboy

Rule one of Bachie. If you want a flattering outfit in Episode 2's photoshoot, don't be a douche in episode 1.

 

[SugarShane]

ali looks like a barbie doll

is anything real?

If you can touch them, they're real.

 

[SugarShane]

But which gang are you gonna join.

Swans fan = Bloods.

Dat bludz kultcha.

 

[Shell]

Swans fan = Bloods.

Dat bludz kultcha.

Der, of course.


And I'd be blue- Crips 4 lyfe.

 

[SugarShane]

Keeping in mind i am very bored right now..

So far I got:

- Paddy: Soccer flog
- Charlie: This year's Jarrod
- Bill: (Jack)nJill
- Nathan: Party boi flog init for the free booze
- Todd: White Knight
- Cheyne: He loves a good kilt
- Ivan: Backstreet boy
- Damien: Here to be the parental supervisor
- Ben: Badge/Priddis Jnr

Early nicknames we have gone with at home
- Jules
- Daniel - Melksham
- Wes - Aquaman
- Robert
- Taite
- Pete - Just happy to be here.
- Danny
- Dan - Stu 2
- Brendan

 

[darklake]

Der, of course.


And I'd be blue- Crips 4 lyfe.

Let's face it folks. Luke is not gonna survive of the streets of L.A.

 

[Shell]

Let's face it folks. Luke is not gonna survive of the streets of L.A.

Genuinely LOLing