FTA-TV MAFS Feb 3 2020- where you'll need to stop swearing- we don't speak unemployed

[Royces Hart]

Just went and grabbed a strawberry from the fridge, had to put it back.

Thanks Liz.

 

[LukeParkerno1]

Needs something a bit stronger. Maybe even a light beer will do it

He’d be plastered

 

[LukeParkerno1]

Is that an actual thing?

It will happen lol

 

[LukeParkerno1]

Just went and grabbed a strawberry from the fridge, had to put it back.

Thanks Liz.

Just get some Nutella or some toasted pizza instead

 

[LordLucifer]

I can tell you that no one knew this about her

I have missed the explanation of why you know so much about this show.

Could you give it again please ??

I'm assuming you work somewhere in the production company or the like.

 

[WCErevival]

Sam sounds dumber the more you hear him. Stereotypical male model

 

[Royces Hart]

I have missed the explanation of why you know so much about this show.

Could you give it again please ??

I'm assuming you work somewhere in the production company or the like.

DapperJong is the red headed sex expert.

 

[brutus76]

Sam....... Ines like clearly wants her cupcake with like cream. You know like the whipped like variety.

How a "legal assistant" talks with such verbage astounds me.

 

[DapperJong]

I have missed the explanation of why you know so much about this show.

Could you give it again please ??

I'm assuming you work somewhere in the production company or the like.

I edit it
So I talk to the executive producer in screenings.

My ep is on tonight!

 

[RelaxMax]

You guys aren’t ready

Sounds promising

 

[Shell]

Needs something a bit stronger. Maybe even a light beer will do it

Just just cool your jets there ok

Start him off on watered down juice, lets not scare the boy

 

[Shell]

Sounds promising

I have hopes that are higher than the sky

 

[Shell]

Innes doesn’t know how to cook Bolognese properly

Your (nonnas) recipe please

Ive never been able to make a good bolognese either

 

[CabWesty]

Shell,

V simple bolognaise recipe from someone who is a basic cook.

1 onion, 500g lean or extra lean Mince, 4 heaped spoonfuls of tomato paste (home brand is fine if you want), teaspoon of garlic, 1 grated zucchini, 1 grated carrot, 1 beef stock cube (in 125ml of boiling water to break it down), a pinch of basil and oregano.

Dice the onion. Brown it and the mince in a large saucepan.
Once browned turn the heat down a bit, you don't want to burn it, but you want to keep it hot. (If only the cast of MAFS could do the same.)
Put in the tomato paste, garlic, stock, zucchini and carrot.
Chuck in a little basil and oregano.
Allow to simmer for about 10 mins, giving it a stir every now and then to make sure it doesn't stick to the bottom.
Serve over pasta, with a glass of San Pellegrino (or whatever).

Hope this helps.

sorry, just added mince should be lean or extra lean. Regular mince is a bit fatty.

 

[PoopingHindi]

Sam....... Ines like clearly wants her cupcake with like cream. You know like the whipped like variety.

How a "legal assistant" talks with such verbage astounds me.

someone early on in the series said that primary school teacher Michael may not be employable now after appearing on MAFS.
if thats the case then surely Ines will never have another job outside of prostitution, let alone one in the legal field.

 

[Shell]

Lmao yeh Michael is soooo unemployable he was filmed buying KALE for gods sake.

 

[Shell]

Amd staring a bittoo long at Marthain her lovely bikini

 

[LukeParkerno1]

Amd staring a bittoo long at Marthain her lovely bikini

Well that’s acceptable to be fair!

 

[Xtreme]

Matthew then tells producers: “I’m not actually attracted to Loz.”

He must be gay, she's the most naturally attractive girl on the show
I'd happily step up to the plate and satisfy her urges

 

[Xtreme]

Matt needs a couple of drinks to loosen him up

Needs to go skydiving or bungee jumping

Something to give himself a bit of an edge where he can be like WTF have I missed out on in life ?

Or post on Bigfooty or something!!

 

[PoopingHindi]

He must be gay, she's the most naturally attractive girl on the show
I'd happily step up to the plate and satisfy her urges

the famous Xtreme scale clearly needs recalibrating

 

[King Elvis]

He must be gay, she's the most naturally attractive girl on the show
I'd happily step up to the plate and satisfy her urges

She’s ordinary, at best; and that’s generous.

They put a virgin with a ****ing swinger; what is this shit.

 

[Juggs Magnetic]

If they continue to refer to Matt as ex-virgin, I wonder if they should do the same for some of the other contestants.
Bronson = ex-stripper
Lauren = ex-lesbian
Nick = ex-shooter
Ning = ex-man

 

[Del191229]

Wow, if Lizzie is a "fat chick" then, I wonder what an actually obese person is regarded as.

 

[Del191229]

She’s ordinary, at best; and that’s generous.

They put a virgin with a ******* swinger; what is this shit.

It is almost like the producers deliberately set up conflict.