FTA-TV MAFS Feb 3 2020- where you'll need to stop swearing- we don't speak unemployed

[Redline]

I think the most pointless couple on the show are Ning and Mark. I think both are probably good people but they offer no entertainment and it is obvious Ning is to set in her ways with the three kids to bring a partner in. It will drag out but no way they end up together.

 

[Royces Hart]

Jesus, I just had a thought.

What if Mick married Cyrell? Imagine him giving her feedback on her family. He’d be glassed before he knew what was going on.

 

[LukeParkerno1]

I think the most pointless couple on the show are Ning and Mark. I think both are probably good people but they offer no entertainment and it is obvious Ning is to set in her ways with the three kids to bring a partner in. It will drag out but no way they end up together.

Jules and whats his name is more boring

 

[dumb]

DapperJong do you know the real reason Jess’ dad and bro didn’t turn up?

in jail

 

[dumb]

jules body is wierd as ****

classic pear shape

it's why she wears the curtains or other similar a-line things

 

[Del191229]

I'm very confident Jessika is going to keep Mick here another week after this.

 

[Redline]

Jules and whats his name is more boring

For sure but it seems like they might actually stay together, no way Ning is staying with Mark.

 

[Del191229]

Ivan is more of a standunder man isn't he.

 

[Shell]

I hope all you MAFSites make lovely memories of the future today.

 

[Flandersss]

How cringey was the miss by Eyevan at the last hurdle..

 

[L_W_P]

‘Tune in to see the changes’

Er no

Tell us and we’ll see if we can be arsed

It now stars Gary Lyon and the Brownless Family feat Paddy McCartin.

Edited exclusively by DapperJong

 

[cynical]

Susie's jeans lol

Jules has a show home but her bed is for a kid

Heidi is 38 and doesn't know how to cook rice, 2 cups!

are they making ginger beer cos that is a lot of ginger for one meal

You are a dog Dan

of course Martha is the type to get her bf's name tattoed on her butt

Ning and Mark haven't banged in 6 weeks? yeah Ning you are damaged goods. Mark should just go to Thailand and get a 20yo Ning without the kids or the bitch face.

angry eyevan can gagf, what a control freak

Billy standing up to Susie reminds me of a dweeb trying to stand up to the bully only to get pummeled again

 

[revo333]

The fakeness was there to be seen from the start. The biggest surprise to me was the extent of the mean girl act.

Hmmm she fooled everyone on here i reckon!

 

[drd23]

Hmmm she fooled everyone on here i reckon!

The first thing I posted when she was first shown was something along the lines of "look at all that botox and filler" and the fakeness just became more apparent from there

 

[revo333]

The first thing I posted when she was first shown was something along the lines of "look at all that botox and filler" and the fakeness just became more apparent from there

ok...almost everyone,

 

[Del191229]

I was onto Mean Girls Martha pretty quick.

#AmSoAwesome

 

[LukeParkerno1]

For sure but it seems like they might actually stay together, no way Ning is staying with Mark.

Yeah so true

 

[LukeParkerno1]

Who is ready for Billy yo cry again lol

 

[Pessimistic]

If Dan truly is looking for a mother figure for his kid, the choice between Jess and Tam is pretty clear

 

[Pessimistic]

I was onto Mean Girls Martha pretty quick.

#AmSoAwesome

the non mean girls are not a faction like them, but they turned on them (jess) pretty quick given a chance

 

[Juggs Magnetic]

If Dan truly is looking for a mother figure for his kid, the choice between Jess and Tam is pretty clear

Dan just wants to get his dick wet with as many as he can, or 'find love' as he puts it.

 

[Del191229]

Dan just wants to get his dick wet with as many as he can, or 'find love' as he puts it.

Dan needs to make as many deposits into the wank bank as he can.

 

[BEEG]

DapperJong do you know the real reason Jess’ dad and bro didn’t turn up?

Dad was at the pub pissed

Brother has bashed another woman and was hiding at the local tattoo shop

 

[LukeParkerno1]

Dad was at the pub pissed

Brother has bashed another woman and was hiding at the local tattoo shop

Hope that's not the name of who Martha got on her butt!

 

[Shell]

Looking forward to witnessing this epic burn by Billy this evening.