Official Match Thread Season 27. Round 6: Roys FFC vs Las Vegas Bears @ Brunswick Junction Oval

[Sausages]

Blame Mobbs - he gave some critical intel for me to research on the TRUE NATURE of Chudshakes.....I fear a kafkaesque metamorphosis might take place if I sample one....it might TURN ME INTO A BUG WITH TENTACLES AND A FLUFFY OUTER LAYER OF FUR

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

if I sample one

No-one's ever sampled just one, Bangers.

 

[Mobbs]

What's going on in here?

Uh oh.

 

[Allikat]

Blame Mobbs - he gave some critical intel for me to research on the TRUE NATURE of Chudshakes.....I fear a kafkaesque metamorphosis might take place if I sample one....it might TURN ME INTO A BUG WITH TENTACLES AND A FLUFFY OUTER LAYER OF FUR

that sounds adorable!

 

[Mobbs]

I just used Qooty! Wow that program sucks. It's such a dinosaur.

 

[Allikat]

I just used Qooty! Wow that program sucks. It's such a dinosaur.

Maybe you can make a new one and show the qooty creator who's boss!

 

[Mobbs]

Maybe you get make a new one and show the qooty creator who's boss!

I don't have the skillz!
I just ran a match for a bunch of russian footy fans who have a couple of small footy teams in St Petersburg : St.P v West Coast 2018 ... and the russians smashed them by 10 goals. lolz

 

[Allikat]

I don't have the skillz!
I just ran a match for a bunch of russian footy fans who have a couple of small footy teams in St Petersburg : St.P v West Coast 2018 ... and the russians smashed them by 10 goals. lolz

are they actually stealing our qooty secrets for the russian government?

 

[Sausages]

No-one's ever sampled just one, Bangers.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Mobbs]

are they actually stealing our qooty secrets for the russian government?

Net. (Da).

 

[TedDougChris]

Small tennis racquet? Odd comment.

I’m an odd person...

 

[Sausages]

that sounds adorable!

I'M NOT CRAZY - LOOK!!

 

[Jezmiester40]

Am I allowed to take the field with my safety teddy, to ward off the evil tentacles?

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You will be surrounded by safety teddys mate, so no need

 

[Sausages]

You will be surrounded by safety teddys mate, so no need

I knew I could count on you Jez

 

[JackNah_8]

I’m an odd person...

Ok..that makes sense.

 

[Broken]

Blame Mobbs - he gave some critical intel for me to research on the TRUE NATURE of Chudshakes.....I fear a kafkaesque metamorphosis might take place if I sample one....it might TURN ME INTO A BUG WITH TENTACLES AND A FLUFFY OUTER LAYER OF FUR

I'm sick of these themed rounds. I thought it was awkwardly fitting t-shirt round, but this post reminds me it's actually Hentai round. Gross.

 

[Jezmiester40]

I knew I could count on you Jez

Believe it or not, I've counted on your awesome name to get me thru a hard days work at times, so consider this me giving something back! just ask Dingster

 

[TedDougChris]

Afraid this is impossible. Tommy has the ball on a string.


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I foresee something like this on the weekend....

 

[A Bit High]

WHO LINES UP ON WHO:

Forwards/Defenders:
RU_ v Jezmiester40 , Reardo v Its Manbearpig , Matt_352
fitzroybowiedog v Thomas2 , Mobbs v Cadaver , A Bit High v RookiePick
el Tel v MWPP , nahnah v Tommycash , Runk v Barrybran
royboy2 v Fizzler , Mooch v JoshWoodenSpoon , _Mike_ v Ressies BushPig

Midfielders/Onballers:
Allikat v Matera92 , 3KZ is Football v Tandy , Barrels v kane249
JackNah_8 v Sausages , Broken v Doctor Gero , TedDougChris v Test Tickle

Interchange:
Klim & Chezzalenko Reborn , xenxen & hilly

These match ups scream a Roy's victory!

 

[JackNah_8]

I'm sick of these themed rounds. I thought it was awkwardly fitting t-shirt round, but this post reminds me it's actually Hentai round. Gross.

When's the half hat themed round, I'm still waiting for that to happen.

 

[Mobbs]

Attn: Hate
cc: Mooch

To whom it may despise,

Does Freakie still hold the record for the largest goal haul at the BJO, with 9? Or has that since been surpassed? (notwithstanding Slax's 9 at the Brunswick Street Oval).

Asking for a friend. As I have no friends, clearly I am asking for myself.

Kind abhorrence,
Mobbs

 

[Hate]

Attn: Hate
cc: Mooch

To whom it may despise,

Does Freakie still hold the record for the largest goal haul at the BJO, with 9? Or has that since been surpassed? (notwithstanding Slax's 9 at the Brunswick Street Oval).

Asking for a friend. As I have no friends, clearly I am asking for myself.

Kind abhorrence,
Mobbs

That is correcto

 

[Mobbs]

That is correcto

Thank you, Sir.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Speaking of heritage it's nice to see you're wearing your heritage guernsey this week to avoid a jumper clash.

I wish!

These chai latte metro’s we have now don’t appreciate the beauty of our heritage guernsey. Sickening stuff really

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

I wish!

These chai latte metro’s we have now don’t appreciate the beauty of our heritage guernsey. Sickening stuff really

It's an exhibition number!