Official Match Thread Season 36 Round 4 - Roys FFC v Las Vegas Bears @ Brunswick Junction Oval

[tony]

Thanks for the fun week Roys and good luck for the rest of the season.

Bears, more training and less of the below.

 

[MWPP]

MWPP 0 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 6

Neither having much reason to brag, MWPP and royboy2 were hard to separate - though MWPP was slightly more effective. - 29m from 17 to 46.

Not sure how I managed a slight win after just 1 behind and 6 DT points but I'll take it

Gosh I've been unable to replicate my round 1 form and have spudded it up ever since , sorry tony

Thanks for the week though Roys. See you in the finals for the Broken cup , I hope

 

[Millky95]

Really sick of being benched

 

[Tandy]

Get back to the store - thanks for the free merch!

No problem. I'd also like to take this time to present to you a giant sized cheque on behalf of TANDYcorp© for being judged an exemplary poster in the arts of qooty

 

[Test Tickle]

Really sick of being benched

That’s what happens when you turn up to training with a pizza and a six pack.

 

[tigs2010]

Thanks for the week Bears. Very enjoyable.

 

[Mobbs]

I fell asleep and missed it. Last thing I read was philreich saying how we were the best two teams in the match thereby confirming how he also hates umpires.

Congratulations to the team which won!

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

hurray

 

[RookiePick]

Bah humbug

 

[Tandy]

I fell asleep and missed it. Last thing I read was philreich saying how we were the best two teams in the match thereby confirming how he also hates umpires.

Congratulations to the team which won!

They couldn't have done it with out ya Mobbs!

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Don't get mad guys, get a spoon and dig in!

 

[Mooch]

Comiserations Roys. This was the loss we had to have. Congrats Demons. Too good on the day. Good luck for the rest of the season. We will meet again.

 

[3KZ is Football]

I Tipped This! Thanks for the week Bears. Viva Las Vegas!

 

[JoseMourinho]

Sorry, Bears. That is all on me. only 6 possessions. Pathetic effort.

2 goals!? PFFT i want 10 from myself.

 

[JoseMourinho]

Don't get mad guys, get a spoon and dig in!

Mint choc chip is my favourite flavour - can't wait to take cartons of them on my bus home to eat.

 

[TedDougChris]

only 4 bears pulled off today.

Luis Rubiales likes this....

 

[Mobbs]

They couldn't have done it with out ya Mobbs!

Thanks Tandy ! I was benched for two thirds of the game and was pretty useless when I was on, yet still beat three opponents.
View attachment mebr.mp4

 

[Dingster]

Well played Ding. Back to unaccountable qooty.

Well played Roys. Piss off philreich

 

[3KZ is Football]

Well played Ding. Back to unaccountable qooty.

Well played Roys. Piss off philreich

“Ahh juicy fruit.”

 

[Phar Ace]

No problem. I'd also like to take this time to present to you a giant sized cheque on behalf of TANDYcorp© for being judged an exemplary poster in the arts of qooty
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Thanks for the post dated cheque -smart call - here's hoping I survive / wake up after surgery Wednesday

 

[Elmer_Judd]

No problem. I'd also like to take this time to present to you a giant sized cheque on behalf of TANDYcorp© for being judged an exemplary poster in the arts of qooty

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I did my work experience at this mob so BOO Tandy

 

[guero]

That’s what happens when you turn up to training with a pizza and a six pack.

 

[Tommycash]

AFTER-MATCH SUMMARY :

ROY SENIORS Vs LVB SENIORS
ROY               3    2        8    4        12   8        16   12   108     
LVB               5    1        6    2        9    4        11   5    71      
ROY        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  LVB         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
windyhill   0  3  1  2  0  1  0  0  1   18  JoseMourin   0  3  3  5  0  0  0  2  0   40
Ed_Gein     0  5  0  3  0  0  0  0  0   21  JoshWooden   0  5  6  6  0  1  1  0  0   43
royboy2     0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    0  Tommycash    0  5  2  6  0  0  0  0  0   33
Phar Ace    0  6  6  6  1  0  0  0  0   52  tony         0  7  11 14 1  1  0  0  0   87
Roylion     0  7  5  6  0  0  1  0  0   45  Test Tickl   0  11 4  12 0  0  1  0  0   66
Mobbs       0  2  2  4  1  0  0  0  0   24  Dingster     0  13 7  10 1  1  2  0  0   79
3KZ is Foo  0  16 6  9  0  1  2  1  0   85  guero        0  11 8  11 3  0  1  1  0   94
JackNah_8   0  15 9  13 0  0  0  0  1   99  Tandy        0  8  7  12 3  0  0  0  1   82
Pure Grunt  0  9  7  12 1  1  0  2  0   89  RonnieRave   0  14 7  11 0  0  1  0  0   82
Elmer_Judd  0  7  5  6  1  1  2  1  1   54  kane249      0  2  2  0  0  0  0  0  0   12
_Mike_      0  9  5  11 1  0  2  1  0   68  I Dont Car   0  3  7  7  1  0  2  1  0   48
Allikat     0  7  5  4  0  0  2  1  0   44  RookiePick   0  1  0  1  0  0  0  0  0    5
MrsEddieBe  0  3  0  0  0  0  0  2  1   22  MWPP         0  1  0  1  0  0  0  0  1    6
Mooch       0  7  0  0  2  2  3  5  2   54  Matera92     0  3  0  0  1  0  0  3  0   31
Barrels     0  7  1  0  0  0  0  3  4   46  Jezmiester   0  0  1  0  0  0  0  0  0    3
DERRINALPH  15 9  0  11 8  2  3  0  0   89  Cap          9  9  0  12 5  3  3  1  0   80
tigs2010    0  14 0  12 7  5  1  0  2   98  Grin         0  14 0  3  2  4  1  0  1   58
Zevon       0  9  0  13 7  3  1  0  0   81  Senor M      0  13 0  10 6  4  3  2  1   91
Aristotle   0  4  2  8  0  0  0  0  0   34  Millky95     0  1  0  5  1  2  1  0  0   16
fitzroybow  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    0  Art Vandel   0  4  3  5  0  1  0  1  1   39

            ROY   LVB
Hitouts   : 15   9
Kicks     : 139  128
Marks     : 54   68
Handballs : 120  131
Tackles   : 29   24
Frees For : 16   17
Frees Ag. : 17   16
Smothers  : 0    1
Ironouts  : 7    6
Inside50  : 21   9
Goals     : 16   11
Behinds   : 12   5

GOAL BY GOAL :

First Quarter :
2.44 - Behind to Elmer_Judd (ROY) - ROY by 1 point(s).
4.03 - Rushed behind to ROY - ROY by 2 point(s).
12.04 - Goal to Matera92 (LVB) - LVB by 4 point(s).
12.52 - Goal to 3KZ is Football (ROY) - ROY by 2 point(s).
14.15 - Goal to I Dont Care (LVB) - LVB by 4 point(s).
16.37 - Goal to JoseMourinho (LVB) - LVB by 10 point(s).
17.53 - Rushed behind to LVB - LVB by 11 point(s).
18.52 - Goal to Matera92 (LVB) - LVB by 17 point(s).
20.07 - Goal to Mooch (ROY) - LVB by 11 point(s).
20.31 - Goal to Senor M (LVB) - LVB by 17 point(s).
22.53 - Goal to Mooch (ROY) - LVB by 11 point(s).

Second Quarter :
1.19 - Goal to _Mike_ (ROY) - LVB by 5 point(s).
4.33 - Rushed behind to ROY - LVB by 4 point(s).
5.1 - Goal to Barrels (ROY) - ROY by 2 point(s).
5.43 - Goal to Pure Grunt (ROY) - ROY by 8 point(s).
6.04 - Goal to Pure Grunt (ROY) - ROY by 14 point(s).
9.09 - Behind to windyhill (ROY) - ROY by 15 point(s).
11.03 - Goal to Elmer_Judd (ROY) - ROY by 21 point(s).
19.13 - Goal to Cap (LVB) - ROY by 15 point(s).
21.02 - Behind to MWPP (LVB) - ROY by 14 point(s).

Third Quarter :
.51 - Rushed behind to ROY - ROY by 15 point(s).
1.19 - Goal to Barrels (ROY) - ROY by 21 point(s).
2.28 - Behind to Grin (LVB) - ROY by 20 point(s).
4.03 - Goal to MrsEddieBetts (ROY) - ROY by 26 point(s).
6.08 - Goal to Art Vandelay_ (LVB) - ROY by 20 point(s).
6.31 - Behind to JackNah_8 (ROY) - ROY by 21 point(s).
7.12 - Rushed behind to ROY - ROY by 22 point(s).
8.49 - Goal to JoseMourinho (LVB) - ROY by 16 point(s).
9.51 - Goal to Senor M (LVB) - ROY by 10 point(s).
11.03 - Behind to Mooch (ROY) - ROY by 11 point(s).
13.04 - Behind to Tandy (LVB) - ROY by 10 point(s).
17.16 - Goal to MrsEddieBetts (ROY) - ROY by 16 point(s).
17.57 - Goal to Mooch (ROY) - ROY by 22 point(s).

Final Quarter :
.55 - Behind to Art Vandelay_ (LVB) - ROY by 21 point(s).
1.4 - Goal to Matera92 (LVB) - ROY by 15 point(s).
3.38 - Goal to Barrels (ROY) - ROY by 21 point(s).
6.26 - Goal to Allikat (ROY) - ROY by 27 point(s).
9.26 - Behind to Barrels (ROY) - ROY by 28 point(s).
12.08 - Goal to guero (LVB) - ROY by 22 point(s).
13.13 - Goal to Mooch (ROY) - ROY by 28 point(s).
22 - Rushed behind to ROY - ROY by 29 point(s).
23.21 - Behind to Barrels (ROY) - ROY by 30 point(s).
23.49 - Behind to Mooch (ROY) - ROY by 31 point(s).
24.18 - Goal to Mooch (ROY) - ROY by 37 point(s).

TIME ON GROUND :

ROY
Allikat              0 (On) 46.27 (Off) 57.2 (On) Total : 89%
Ed_Gein              0 (On) Total : 100%
royboy2              0 (On) Total : 100%
Phar Ace             0 (On) Total : 100%
Mobbs                0 (On) 1.03 (Off) 46.27 (On) 60.34 (Off) 73.12 (On) Total : 42%
Aristotle Pickett    0 (On) 73.12 (Off) Total : 73%
3KZ is Football      0 (On) Total : 100%
JackNah_8            0 (On) Total : 100%
Pure Grunt           0 (On) Total : 100%
Elmer_Judd           0 (On) Total : 100%
_Mike_               0 (On) Total : 100%
windyhill            0 (On) 57.2 (Off) 60.34 (On) Total : 96%
MrsEddieBetts        0 (On) Total : 100%
Mooch                0 (On) Total : 100%
Barrels              0 (On) Total : 100%
DERRINALPHIL         0 (On) Total : 100%
tigs2010             0 (On) Total : 100%
Zevon                0 (On) Total : 100%
Roylion              0 (Off) 1.03 (On) Total : 97%
fitzroybowiedog      0 (Off) Total : 0%

LVB
kane249              0 (On) 79.29 (Off) 82.16 (On) Total : 97%
JoshWoodenSpoon      0 (On) Total : 100%
RookiePick           0 (On) 5.31 (Off) 79.29 (On) Total : 26%
tony                 0 (On) Total : 100%
Test Tickle          0 (On) Total : 100%
Dingster             0 (On) Total : 100%
guero                0 (On) Total : 100%
Tandy                0 (On) Total : 100%
RonnieRaven          0 (On) Total : 100%
I Dont Care          0 (On) Total : 100%
Art Vandelay_        0 (On) 82.16 (Off) Total : 82%
JoseMourinho         0 (On) Total : 100%
MWPP                 0 (On) Total : 100%
Matera92             0 (On) Total : 100%
Jezmiester40         0 (On) Total : 100%
Cap                  0 (On) Total : 100%
Millky95             0 (On) 29.5 (Off) Total : 30%
Senor M              0 (On) Total : 100%
Grin                 0 (Off) 29.5 (On) Total : 69%
Tommycash            0 (Off) 5.31 (On) Total : 93%

Total :  3600               Average :  90

MATCH-UPS :

• While not all all one-way, RonnieRaven came out tops over the brave 3KZ is Football. - 96m from 0 to 96.
• In what was a very slow day for both, Allikat had Jezmiester40's measure. - 4m from 41 to 45.
• In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, Allikat did very well against tony. - 36m from 58 to 94.
• While the match-up was a bit of a side-show, Aristotle Pickett did well against I Dont Care. - 56m from 8 to 64.
• In quite a tussle, Roylion did very well against Art Vandelay_. - 68m from 8 to 76.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Barrels did well against JoseMourinho. - 0m from 98 to 98.
• In a bit of an exhibition, Barrels did a demolition job on kane249. - 74m from 4 to 78.
• Neither having much reason to brag, RookiePick and Barrels were hard to separate - though RookiePick was slightly more effective. - 0m from 84 to 84.
• While not all all one-way, DERRINALPHIL was slightly more polished than Cap. - 100m from 0 to 100.
• In an epic battle, Dingster did well against Elmer_Judd. - 98m from 2 to 100.
• In a solid performance, Matera92 exposed Ed_Gein's frailties. - 76m from 12 to 88.
• In an epic battle, Grin and tigs2010 were well-matched - there was no victor. - 67m from 31 to 98.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Mobbs came out tops over the brave I Dont Care. - 0m from 82 to 82.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Roylion did well against I Dont Care. - 5m from 88 to 93.
• In an epic battle, it could be argued that Tandy had the better game against JackNah_8 - although there was very little in it. - 98m from 1 to 99.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Mobbs had the better of Jezmiester40. - 0m from 52 to 52.
• Neither having much reason to brag, windyhill was slightly more polished than Jezmiester40. - 0m from 88 to 88.
• In an enthralling contest, Phar Ace was slightly more polished than JoseMourinho. - 81m from 8 to 89.
• In a resume-material performance, Mooch had JoshWoodenSpoon's measure. - 95m from 4 to 99.
• Toe to toe throughout, it could be argued that tigs2010 had the better game against Millky95 - although there was very little in it. - 28m from 1 to 29.
• While very slim pickings for both players, Mobbs came out tops over the brave kane249. - 8m from 87 to 95.
• Neither having much reason to brag, MrsEddieBetts did very well against RookiePick. - 2m from 2 to 4.
• Despite neither player having much impact, Tommycash won the bout with MrsEddieBetts. - 71m from 27 to 98.
• Neither having much reason to brag, MWPP and royboy2 were hard to separate - though MWPP was slightly more effective. - 29m from 17 to 46.
• In an epic battle, Pure Grunt beat guero today - but not by much. - 99m from 0 to 99.
• In what was a very slow day for both, kane249 won the bout with Roylion. - 0m from 82 to 82.
• In an epic battle, not much between Senor M and Zevon - the former was probably a smidgeon better. - 98m from 1 to 99.
• In an epic battle, Test Tickle did very well against Mike. - 94m from 0 to 94.
• In a bit of an exhibition, I'm not sure that what tony did to windyhill should be entirely legal. - 46m from 3 to 49.

I'm gonna break Tommycash's legs

 

[Dingster]

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Who has the most DT Points? JackNah_8 - 99 DT 5/1
Who has the most frees against? Senor M - 3 FA 6/1
Who has the most possies? JackNah_8 - 28 possies evens
Pick an interchange who kicks a goal - no winners! Grin kicked a point

The real winners are Ding and Zev! $4795 was bet and we only paid out $1470 Zevon

guero is the top punter more than doubling his money.

The taking the piss award goes to JoshWoodenSpoon who only bet $60 and was the only other winner.

Win/Loss

Tandy

Senor M

possies

500

guero

DT

500

0

tigs2010

tigs

multi

1000

0

Joshy

Senor M

FA

45

tommycash

goal

15

270

guero

Millky

possies

500

tommycash

goal

200

Senor M

FA

200

Joshy

DT

100

1200

tommycash

tommycash

goal

1000

0

tony

Senor M

possies

250

tommycash

goal

250

tigs2010

FA

250

guero

DT

250

0

mwpp

guero

DT

500

zevon

FA

50

Millky

possies

400

grin

goal

50

0

Ted Lasso

Joshy

DT

1000

0

Bet

4795

Winnings

1470

 

[Zevon]

The real winners are Ding and Zev! $4795 was bet and we only paid out $1470 @Zevon