Official Match Thread SEASON 37 ROUND 1: ROYS FFC vs CONEY ISLAND WARRIORS @ BRUNSWICK JUNCTION OVAL

[Tonga Bob]

False. Two things need to happen to form a coincidence. If only one thing happened it would be an incidence.

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

[from the back of the audience] PLAY WEREWOLVES OF LONDON!

 

[tigs2010]

Post your team campaigner

I have twice. Going to tag you over there.

 

[Zevon]

Fair point actually!
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[Tonga Bob]

Friendly reminder to the Warriors that 0 is indeed a number.

Thanks for that Stephen Hawking.

 

[Mobbs]

That's probably more like an Ed Talk

I'm hanging out for the Ed_Gein talk. That'd be an eye remover err opener.

 

[Mobbs]

Mean

Giggling with my hand over my mouth irl.

 

[Zevon]

Going to tag you over there.

 

[Phar Ace]

I always liked you Phar Ace
Not anymore!! Another one off the list

Did you? So all those whacks in the head were your way of liking some one - oh I feel it still.

 

[spudmaster]

Top start to the season Roys. Congrats on the points.

Was great to get back up and running for season 37 and a thoroughly enjoyable week of chats and friendly banter and giggles throughout.

Cheers for posting philreich, always appreciated.

A few of us can go back to our newly-built SFA residences and unwind for the remainder of the day (thanks again Mobbs).

Best of luck for the season ahead.

 

[Tonga Bob]

That's probably more like an Ed Talk

You rubbing peanut butter on Zevon's gums?

 

[tigs2010]

Couldn't have posted this before I tagged you there?

 

[Phar Ace]

You rubbing peanut butter on Zevon's gums?

Chilli paste actually, cos he's still not hot enough for tigs2010

 

[Phar Ace]

Thanks Warriors - now back to your Island before China redevelops it into a Naval Base!

 

[Mobbs]

Thanks Warriors - now back to your Island before China redevelops it into a Naval Base!

Umm they are welcome in the Community Rooms buddy! You can kick them out later.

 

[3KZ is Football]

2 : 4.52 {rW} - 3KZ is Football dances around FootyGuy13.

I did The Froug, The Pony, The Stomp and The Twist. FootyGuy13 didn’t stand a chance against me.

 

[3KZ is Football]

4 : 10.01 {C} - DERRINALPHIL gets the ball down.
4 : 10.11 {C} - royboy2 scoops up the ball.
4 : 10.18 {lW} - Phar Ace screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
4 : 10.21 {lW} - No mark taken as Phar Ace and TheInjuryFactory wrestle for position.
4 : 10.25 {rW} - Its hard and tough but TheInjuryFactory wins possession.
4 : 10.32 {C} - Draws a man and then with hands to Mofra.
4 : 10.36 {rW} - He transfers play using TheInjuryFactory.
4 : 10.42 {rW} - No-one can take the mark.
4 : 10.46 {rW} - TheInjuryFactory looking for a lead.
4 : 10.51 {rW} - TheInjuryFactory nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
4 : 10.56 {rHFF} - TheInjuryFactory's taken another bounce.
4 : 11.01 {FF} - That's a real up and under.
4 : 11.07 {FF} - Top mark - not paid.
4 : 11.11 {FB} - TheGoatBaron is now off and running.
4 : 11.15 {FB} - A long looping handpass to royboy2.
4 : 11.21 {FB} - Gets a handpass away to TheGoatBaron.
4 : 11.25 {rBP} - Handballs to Mobbs.
4 : 11.31 {rBP} - Mobbs has time to take a bounce.
4 : 11.36 {rHBF} - Mobbs is still looking for options and takes another.
4 : 11.41 {CHB} - A quick handpass to MrsEddieBetts.
4 : 11.46 {lHBF} - Passes to judge judy by hand.
4 : 11.5 {lHBF} - He has time to take a bounce.
4 : 11.56 {lHBF} - A quick handpass to tigs2010.
4 : 12 {rHBF} - A wild kick laterally towards Ed_Gein.
4 : 12.07 {rHBF} - Spoilt by Reginald Perrin.
4 : 12.1 {rHBF} - Ed_Gein slowing down the play.
4 : 12.15 {rHBF} - Free kick for too high!.
4 : 12.21 {lHFF} - Nobody's checking Reginald Perrin.
4 : 12.25 {FF} - Pumps it long for The Filth Wizard.
4 : 12.31 {FF} - TheGoatBaron intercepts the kick and marks.
4 : 12.36 {FB} - TheGoatBaron with the ball now.
4 : 12.41 - <<< toxic is coming on to replace Tonga Bob >>>
4 : 12.5 {FB} - TheGoatBaron looking for a lead.
4 : 12.56 {FB} - A lookaway handpass to DERRINALPHIL.
4 : 13 {FB} - He gets a handpass to tigs2010.
4 : 13.06 {lHBF} - A long looping handpass to judge judy.
4 : 13.1 {C} - He gets onto his right side and kicks to Pure Grunt.
4 : 13.15 {C} - Poor effort Mofra. Pure Grunt takes the mark.
4 : 13.21 {C} - Now Pure Grunt has the ball. What can he do with it?.
4 : 13.25 {lHFF} - That kick makes it hard for fitzroybowiedog.
4 : 13.31 {lHFF} - Man in front will be paid this mark - that's fitzroybowiedog.
4 : 13.35 {lHFF} - fitzroybowiedog signals for his teammates to present.
4 : 13.41 {lHFF} - Heavy clash between Freofalcon and fitzroybowiedog. Freofalcon comes off marginally better and collects the ball.
4 : 13.45 {rHBF} - The ball is now with Freofalcon.
4 : 13.49 {CHB} - He kicks across the ground towards Dinsdale.
4 : 13.56 {CHB} - Shocking kick and Mike will take the mark.
4 : 14 {CHF} - Mike turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
4 : 14.06 {lHFF} - Sees fitzroybowiedog out of the corner of his eye.
4 : 14.1 {lHFF} - Taking the mark is fitzroybowiedog who's form looks good today.
4 : 14.15 {lHFF} - fitzroybowiedog has it. What can he do with it?.
4 : 14.21 {lHFF} - A poor handpass but royboy2 is up to the challenge.
4 : 14.25 {lHFF} - fitzroybowiedog on the end of this.
4 : 14.31 {FF} - He just bombs away in the direction of Mooch and Mesc.
4 : 14.35 {FF} - Big mark by Mesc!.
4 : 14.39 {FB} - Mesc looks downfield.
4 : 14.45 {lHBF} - A spearing pass towards Purple7x08_24.
4 : 14.49 {lHBF} - Purple7x08_24 takes a strong mark.
4 : 14.55 {lHBF} - So Purple7x08_24 ... with a moment to digest his options.
4 : 15 {rHBF} - Passes to Freofalcon by hand.
4 : 15.06 {lW} - The kick seeks out FootyGuy13.
4 : 15.1 {lW} - But the kick goes straight to 3KZ is Football.
4 : 15.14 {rW} - 3KZ is Football has it. What can he do with it?.
4 : 15.2 {rW} - 3KZ is Football is crunched in a tackle by FootyGuy13.
4 : 15.24 {rW} - TheInjuryFactory breaks a tackle and is off.
4 : 15.31 {C} - He transfers play using Mofra.
4 : 15.34 {C} - Mofra can't mark but is able to bring the ball to ground.
4 : 15.38 {C} - Pure Grunt looking for a lead.
4 : 15.45 {rHFF} - Searching pass in the direction of SpecialBruce.
4 : 15.49 {rHFF} - Purple7x08_24 upset the marking attempt by SpecialBruce.
4 : 15.55 {rHBF} - Freofalcon tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.
4 : 16 - <<< Eat Fresh is coming on to replace DERRINALPHIL >>>
4 : 16.1 {rHBF} - With the ball is Freofalcon.
4 : 16.14 {rHBF} - He has time to take a bounce.
4 : 16.2 {rHBF} - He involves toxic in the play.
4 : 16.24 {rHBF} - royboy2 is going to get a free.
4 : 16.3 {lHFF} - Nobody's checking fitzroybowiedog.
4 : 16.34 {lHFF} - Great tackle by Freofalcon.
4 : 16.38 {rHBF} - Freofalcon takes off.
4 : 16.45 {rHBF} - Freofalcon is crunched in a tackle by fitzroybowiedog.
4 : 16.49 {lHFF} - fitzroybowiedog has a paddock.
4 : 16.55 {FF} - A kick towards Mooch territory.
4 : 16.59 {FF} - But in the way is Mesc.
4 : 17.06 {rBP} - Ocha905 takes them on.
4 : 17.09 {CHB} - That kick makes it hard for Dinsdale.
4 : 17.13 {CHB} - Mike intercepts the kick and marks.
4 : 17.2 {CHF} - Its hard and tough but Mike wins possession.
4 : 17.23 {FF} - royboy2 runs past and takes the handpass.
4 : 17.3 {FF} - royboy2 about twenty-five out.
4 : 17.34 {FF} - toxic slaps it through for a behind.
Roys FFC : 13.11.89
Coney Island Warriors : 11.5.71
4 : 17.45 {FB} - So Paracleet ... with a moment to digest his options.
4 : 17.49 {FB} - Paracleet sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
4 : 17.55 {rBP} - Sees Ocha905 out of the corner of his eye.
4 : 17.59 {rBP} - Aristotle Pickett will take this. No - he's dropped it.
4 : 18.03 {lFP} - Aristotle Pickett has it. What can he do with it?.
4 : 18.09 {lFP} - Sets sail for home..
4 : 18.13 {lFP} - And Aristotle Pickett gets it.
Roys FFC : 14.11.95
Coney Island Warriors : 11.5.71
4 : 18.19 {C} - That's a shocking bounce!.
4 : 18.3 {lW} - Phar Ace with some space now.
4 : 18.34 {rW} - A poor handpass but 3KZ is Football is up to the challenge.
4 : 18.38 {rW} - Handpass to space. royboy2 runs onto it.
4 : 18.45 {rW} - Gives the ball to Eat Fresh.
4 : 18.48 {rW} - Huge bump by pantskyle on Eat Fresh.
4 : 18.55 {lW} - FootyGuy13 with a moment to look downfield.
4 : 18.58 {lW} - He involves toxic in the play.
4 : 19.02 {C} - He kicks across the ground towards Mofra.
4 : 19.09 {C} - Pure Grunt must wash his hands in superglue. Astonishing mark.
4 : 19.13 {C} - Running with the ball is Pure Grunt.
4 : 19.19 {lHFF} - That kick makes it hard for fitzroybowiedog.
4 : 19.23 {lHFF} - Freofalcon will take this. No - he's dropped it.
4 : 19.3 {lHBF} - Purple7x08_24 signals for his teammates to present.
4 : 19.34 {CHB} - An underground handpass to Dinsdale.
4 : 19.38 {lW} - A measured kick in the direction of FootyGuy13.
4 : 19.44 {lW} - No-one can take the mark.
4 : 19.48 {lW} - FootyGuy13 with a little space.
4 : 19.54 {lW} - Finds toxic with a handball.
4 : 19.58 {rHFF} - A measured kick in the direction of Raveneyes.
4 : 20.02 {rHFF} - But he picks out the opposition.
4 : 20.08 {lHBF} - judge judy with some space now.
4 : 20.13 {CHB} - Finds MrsEddieBetts with a handball.
4 : 20.19 {CHB} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
4 : 20.23 {CHB} - Eat Fresh is crunched in a tackle by pantskyle.
4 : 20.3 {CHF} - Nobody's checking spudmaster.
4 : 20.34 {lHFF} - He transfers play using Reginald Perrin.
4 : 20.37 {lHFF} - But he picks out Ed_Gein.
4 : 20.44 {rHBF} - Ed_Gein turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
4 : 20.47 {CHB} - He elects to use MrsEddieBetts and kicks in that direction.
4 : 20.54 {CHB} - All up but nobody can take the mark.
4 : 20.58 {CHF} - spudmaster wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 21.02 {CHF} - Handballs to pantskyle.
4 : 21.08 {FF} - The Filth Wizard trying to offer a lead.
4 : 21.13 {FF} - The ball spills free.
4 : 21.19 {FB} - TheGoatBaron takes off.
4 : 21.23 {lHBF} - He kicks off the wrong boot.
4 : 21.27 {lHBF} - judge judy can't take it.
4 : 21.33 {rHFF} - Raveneyes signals for his teammates to present.
4 : 21.37 {FF} - He gets boot to ball immediately.
4 : 21.43 {FF} - All up but nobody can take the mark.
4 : 21.47 {rBP} - Mobbs threads his way through traffic.
4 : 21.53 {CHB} - Searching pass in the direction of MrsEddieBetts.
4 : 21.58 {CHB} - No mark taken as MrsEddieBetts and spudmaster wrestle for position.
4 : 22.02 {CHB} - MrsEddieBetts sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running.
4 : 22.08 {CHB} - He gets a handpass to tigs2010.
4 : 22.12 {CHB} - He's going to need to bounce it soon! He's lost it.
4 : 22.19 {rHFF} - Nobody's checking Raveneyes.
4 : 22.23 {CHF} - He kicks sideways towards spudmaster.
4 : 22.27 {CHF} - Poor effort from spudmaster and MrsEddieBetts takes the mark.
4 : 22.33 {CHB} - The ball is now with MrsEddieBetts.
4 : 22.37 {lHBF} - Passes to judge judy by hand.
4 : 22.43 {rW} - He kicks towards 3KZ is Football and FootyGuy13.
4 : 22.47 {rW} - 3KZ is Football takes a strong mark.
4 : 22.53 {rW} - 3KZ is Football to send the ball forward.
4 : 22.58 {CHF} - His kick covers more height than distance.
4 : 23.02 {CHF} - But in the way is Dinsdale.
4 : 23.08 {lHBF} - Purple7x08_24 sizes the options in front of him.
4 : 23.12 {lHBF} - A lookaway handpass to toxic.
4 : 23.18 {rHBF} - Handpasses to Freofalcon.
4 : 23.22 {rW} - A long looping handpass to pantskyle.
4 : 23.27 {rW} - That's a monster kick ....
4 : 23.32 {rW} - Eat Fresh gets a hand to it just in time.
Roys FFC : 14.11.95
Coney Island Warriors : 11.6.72
4 : 23.43 {FB} - So Mobbs ... with a moment to digest his options.
4 : 23.47 {lHBF} - His kick covers more height than distance.
4 : 23.53 {lHBF} - Raveneyes drops an absolute sitter.
4 : 23.57 {rHFF} - Raveneyes to send the ball forward.
4 : 24.01 {rHFF} - Raveneyes takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
4 : 24.08 {FF} - A measured kick to The Filth Wizard.
4 : 24.12 {FF} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.
4 : 24.18 {FB} - TheGoatBaron looks downfield.
4 : 24.22 {FB} - TheGoatBaron takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
4 : 24.26 {lHBF} - The kick seeks out judge judy.
4 : 24.32 {lHBF} - judge judy appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
4 : 24.37 {lHFF} - Reginald Perrin to send the ball forward.
4 : 24.43 {rHFF} - Handpass over the shoulder to Raveneyes.
4 : 24.47 {rHFF} - Raveneyes sees an open goal.
4 : 24.51 {rHFF} - I hesitate to say that Raveneyes has the yips but that was a shocking effort.
Roys FFC : 14.11.95
Coney Island Warriors : 11.7.73
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SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 4
Roys FFC : 14.11.95
Coney Island Warriors : 11.7.73
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Match Over!

“I TIPPED THIS!”

 

[zackah]

New season same campaigner of a sim

 

[Purple7x08_24]

I'm blaming Taylor Swift

 

[Mobbs]

New season same campaigner of a sim

You won a flag with us zackah ! This doesn't check out AT ALL!

You forget so quickly?
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[3KZ is Football]

High Priestess Voula tipping at 100% this season.

Her instruction that all Roys players wear the Mati to protect them from the evil eye worked a treat.

 

[Mobbs]

High Priestess Voula tipping at 100% this season.

Her instruction that all Roys players wear the Mati to protect them from the evil eye worked a treat.

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omg WHAT THE HELL IS THAT! Reminds me of the literal descriptions of angels

 

[zackah]

You won a flag with us zackah ! This doesn't check out AT ALL!

You forget so quickly?
View attachment 1898520

I could never forget

Though note for future. I like to tag TheInjuryFactory in when talking about my premiership victory

 

[FootyGuy13]

2 : 4.52 {rW} - 3KZ is Football dances around FootyGuy13.

I did The Froug, The Pony, The Stomp and The Twist. FootyGuy13 didn’t stand a chance against me.

Oh, thanks for reminding me that there was a game today. Did we lose?

 

[Mobbs]

I could never forget

Though note for future. I like to tag TheInjuryFactory in when talking about my premiership victory

Ahaha ok I'll remember for next time!

 

[_Mike_]

winners r grinners...