Roast The Point of No Return

[Kickpuncher]

Maybe we should try a 22 man leadership group?

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

I feel like I've been listening to a Patsy Biscoe record for 4 years that's where I'm at.

 

[Waspy79]

Do Tredrea and Kane wait until after Hawthorn’s game to write another pro-tradeweek “culture!” article for Pravda, do you reckon?

Pathetic journalism particularly if they were truly satisfied a two game window was sufficient to make the call and not just looking for likes.

 

[PAFC66]

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Goodluck to Chad. He'll be the last one laughing dominating in finals this year and the next 4-5 whilst we are holding onto a spud of a coach who couldn't even get the best out of a bloke like that..

 

[THE_GUN]

Come in peace guy's

I posted in your preview thread and tipped Port to win by 53 points due to all the players we had missing and then continued to read you guys saying that with Hinkley 'Factor' it would be much closer than i think. You guys were 100% Correct

The entire port Adelaide Coaching staff need to be cleaned out, This was a loss you guys snatched from the Jaws of victory, Richmond missing 9 starting best 22 players specially the 4 main guys should never been allowed to win this game in Adelaide with the amount of ball port controlled.

Hinkley & His Cronies need to hand back their pay cheques this week.


Good luck for the rest of the season guys

 

[Sleezy]

Things will be different this year, they said. I dared to hope.

Red Flag #1: Wines does his shoulder engaging in a high risk injury. Any questions regarding professionalism treated with indignance.

Red Flag #2: Co-captains appointed against the strong wishes of members. Requests for a justification treated with indignance.

Red Flag #3: Claims of best win ever in Rnd 1 after ho hum game against a soft as butter Melbourne. #MissionAccomplished.

Red Flag #4: Drops tall forward for small forward in R3 for 6th season in a row. Can't buy a mark in F50 two weeks in a row.

Red Flag #5: Publicly baulks at the favorites tag. Can't have any of that expectation, we're underdogs.

I'd love for the red flags to be red herrings one year. But it is not this year.

 

[tribey]

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If I was Chad I’d be cackling like that time I tucked a peanut in me foreskin and made elephant noises.

Fancy the chodes in charge embarking on systemic character assassination in a bid to scapegoat for their own failings, at the expense of arguably our best player of the past 6 seasons.

And their minions talk about ‘culture’?

Ha.

 

[tribey]

The entire port Adelaide Coaching staff need to be cleaned out,

Nah, Schofield stays. We assume he hasn’t been infected yet and his kid is a jet who qualifies for us on the father-son (assuming he wasn’t born in the Middle East).

 

[Waspy79]

With the rise of Drew and Rockliff this season, the return of Boak to the midfield and SPP kind of in the fold it would have made far more sense to cash in Wines than two genuinely skillful players in Wingard and Polec.

 

[JUSTWORK]

Koch has to grow some balls and make the call now

Wont happen, he gave this moron his contract extension.

 

[Power Girl]

If I was Chad I’d be cackling like that time I tucked a peanut in me foreskin and made elephant noises.

Fancy the chodes in charge embarking on systemic character assassination in a bid to scapegoat for their own failings, at the expense of arguably our best player of the past 6 seasons.

And their minions talk about ‘culture’?

Ha.

Liked for the stuff written after the peanut

 

[elsler]

straw that broke the camels back round for me might stick to maggies games now

 

[Smithy7]

He is shit. And I'm not just referring to that missed set shot. Put him under any physical or mental pressure whatsoever and he goes to water.

He had more possessions than Westhoff & Motlop .. And only his 4th game. Wait until he has as many games as those two, as he is still learning.

 

[JUSTWORK]

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Says a lot.

Wingard would be so glad to be free of this crap.

 

[Troopsy]

Wont happen, he gave this moron his contract extension.

I know it won’t happen, but Koch should pay out of his own pocket.

I can dream right?

 

[PAFC66]

Come in peace guy's

I posted in your preview thread and tipped Port to win by 53 points due to all the players we had missing and then continued to read you guys saying that with Hinkley 'Factor' it would be much closer than i think. You guys were 100% Correct

The entire port Adelaide Coaching staff need to be cleaned out, This was a loss you guys snatched from the Jaws of victory, Richmond missing 9 starting best 22 players specially the 4 main guys should never been allowed to win this game in Adelaide with the amount of ball port controlled.

Hinkley & His Cronies need to hand back their pay cheques this week.


Good luck for the rest of the season guys

9? You had 6 decent players out..

 

[PA88]

Koch has to grow some balls and make the call now

He's got to move on as well if he wanted Hinkley here for 10 years.

Insert this thread somewhere around the 10th page of the thread I've lost faith in Ken Hinkley. That's where it belongs.

 

[G3TWOTYAD3S3RV]

No coke zero on the side lines

He can wear one of those hats which hold two cans & straws for direct usage.


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[elsler]

still doesnt change the fact were shit

 

[tribey]

Says a lot.

Wingard would be so glad to be free of this crap.

There: celebrated for a crucial cameo despite being underdone

Here: berated for not running both ways, or doing enough jumping jacks while holding cinderblocks, or refusing the latest invite to the shirtless poolside brodown

 

[Doctor Feel]

Ahahaha the Sam Gray curse. Season goes to shit every single time he gets bought in for a tall by round 3.

 

[AdamMarrett]

Says a lot.

Wingard would be so glad to be free of this crap.

Says it all.....our club made Chad the scapegoat and here we are suffering the same bullshit without him. Colour me surprised.

 

[GremioPower]

Weve reached it

Yep, and I have no words to describe my feelings. So I am using someone else's:

Dears Koch and Hinkley,

I know what you're doing
I see it all too clear
I only taste the saline
When I kiss away your tears
You really had me going, wishing on a star
But the black holes that surround you
Are heavier by far

I believed in your confusion
You were so completely torn
Well it must have been that yesterday
Was the day that I was born
There's not much to examine
There's nothing left to hide
You really can't be serious
If you have to ask me why

I say good-bye

'Cause I am barely breathing
And I can't find the air
I don't know who I'm kidding
Imagining you care, and I could stand here
Waiting a fool for another day
But I don't suppose it's worth the price
Worth the price, the price that I would pay

Everyone keeps asking, what's it all about?
I used to be so certain and I can't figure out
What is this attraction? I only feel the pain
There's nothing left to reason and only you to blame

Will it ever change?

'Cause I am barely breathing
And I can't find the air
I don't know who I'm kidding
Imagining you care, and I could stand here
Waiting a fool for another day
But I don't suppose it's worth the price
Worth the price, the price that I would pay

But I'm thinking it over anyway

I've come to find, I may never know
Your changing mind, is it friend or foe?
I rise above or sink below
With every time you come and go
Please don't, you come and go

'Cause I am barely breathing
And I can't find the air
I don't know who I'm kidding
Imagining you care, and I could stand here
Waiting a fool for another day
But I don't suppose it's worth the price
Worth the price, the price that I would pay

 

[PAFC66]

He's got to move on as well if he wanted Hinkley here for 10 years.

Insert this thread somewhere around the 10th page of the thread I've lost faith in Ken Hinkley. That's where it belongs.

Whos that idiot on here who comes to Ken's defence all the time? He's invisible tonight

 

[JUSTWORK]

The clown will cost us more money in membership and sales revenue then paying his contract out.