Official Match Thread Season 27 Round 11 - Roys FFC vs Coney Island Warriors at Brunswick Junction Oval

[TedDougChris]

Yes, you’re right, I have been leaking goals. I could make up some story like our midfield group has been very poor defensively thus opposition inside 50’s have been overwhelming but the truth of the matter is that I’m quite easily distracted. I spend way too much time engaging in banter with members of the crowd rather than paying attention to my opponent. I’m quite a liability.

Can I have your job ??

 

[pantskyle]

Yes, you’re right, I have been leaking goals. I could make up some story like our midfield group has been very poor defensively thus opposition inside 50’s have been overwhelming but the truth of the matter is that I’m quite easily distracted. I spend way too much time engaging in banter with members of the crowd rather than paying attention to my opponent. I’m quite a liability.

Well do my eyes deceive me or is that Reardo?

 

[Reardo]

Well do my eyes deceive me or is that Reardo?

Yeah, it’s me. I’ve been in Europe for the past 18 months working as a rodeo clown. Europeans are shit at that sort of stuff.

 

[pantskyle]

Yeah, it’s me. I’ve been in Europe for the past 18 months working as a rodeo clown. Europeans are shit at that sort of stuff.

Glad to see you're well, even if you did boot me from facey

 

[Mobbs]

For indiscretions during the previous week, the following Roys FFC players are instructed to report to the BJO Spanking Room for re-education by our specialised BOTS :
- I Dont Care - 7 spankings, at 22.69 joules.
- TedDougChris - 6 spanks, 9.33J.
- 3KZ is Football - 3 spanks, 14.88J.
- A Bit High - 3 spanks, 20.75J.
- Allikat - 2 spanks, 10.37J.
- Barrels - 2 spanks, 12.50J.
- fitzroybowiedog - 2 spanks, 21.90J.
- Mobbs - 2 spanks, 2.36J.

The spankings will be carried out by our highly trained BOTS team (Bunch Of Total Spankers), who each deliver on a personalised specialty : Madam Spanker (a rupturing of skin integrity), Roypaddlin' (extended sting time and thunderclap volume), Spankarole (depth of colour and bruising) & Paddlie (splinters).

8 of our team - that's 40% - have fallen foul of the lash this week, a new record for the season. Stop looking so proud. I hope to be visiting Kryal Castle in coming weeks with a view to expanding our punishment toolset. The adjustable dingo carrier might be a handy addition to the options available.

 

[RelaxMax]

 

[Barrels]

For indiscretions during the previous week, the following Roys FFC players are instructed to report to the BJO Spanking Room for re-education by our specialised BOTS :
- I Dont Care - 7 spankings, at 22.69 joules.
- TedDougChris - 6 spanks, 9.33J.
- 3KZ is Football - 3 spanks, 14.88J.
- A Bit High - 3 spanks, 20.75J.
- Allikat - 2 spanks, 10.37J.
- Barrels - 2 spanks, 12.50J.
- fitzroybowiedog - 2 spanks, 21.90J.
- Mobbs - 2 spanks, 2.36J.

The spankings will be carried out by our highly trained BOTS team (Bunch Of Total Spankers), who each deliver on a personalised specialty : Madam Spanker (a rupturing of skin integrity), Roypaddlin' (extended sting time and thunderclap volume), Spankarole (depth of colour and bruising) & Paddlie (splinters).

8 of our team - that's 40% - have fallen foul of the lash this week, a new record for the season. Stop looking so proud. I hope to be visiting Kryal Castle in coming weeks with a view to expanding our punishment toolset. The adjustable dingo carrier might be a handy addition to the options available.

What I do?!

 

[TedDougChris]

For indiscretions during the previous week, the following Roys FFC players are instructed to report to the BJO Spanking Room for re-education by our specialised BOTS :
- I Dont Care - 7 spankings, at 22.69 joules.
- TedDougChris - 6 spanks, 9.33J.
- 3KZ is Football - 3 spanks, 14.88J.
- A Bit High - 3 spanks, 20.75J.
- Allikat - 2 spanks, 10.37J.
- Barrels - 2 spanks, 12.50J.
- fitzroybowiedog - 2 spanks, 21.90J.
- Mobbs - 2 spanks, 2.36J.

The spankings will be carried out by our highly trained BOTS team (Bunch Of Total Spankers), who each deliver on a personalised specialty : Madam Spanker (a rupturing of skin integrity), Roypaddlin' (extended sting time and thunderclap volume), Spankarole (depth of colour and bruising) & Paddlie (splinters).

8 of our team - that's 40% - have fallen foul of the lash this week, a new record for the season. Stop looking so proud. I hope to be visiting Kryal Castle in coming weeks with a view to expanding our punishment toolset. The adjustable dingo carrier might be a handy addition to the options available.

I’m moving up the rankings, I’m gunning for top spot I Dont Care !!

 

[Broken]

For indiscretions during the previous week, the following Roys FFC players are instructed to report to the BJO Spanking Room for re-education by our specialised BOTS :
- I Dont Care - 7 spankings, at 22.69 joules.
- TedDougChris - 6 spanks, 9.33J.
- 3KZ is Football - 3 spanks, 14.88J.
- A Bit High - 3 spanks, 20.75J.
- Allikat - 2 spanks, 10.37J.
- Barrels - 2 spanks, 12.50J.
- fitzroybowiedog - 2 spanks, 21.90J.
- Mobbs - 2 spanks, 2.36J.

The spankings will be carried out by our highly trained BOTS team (Bunch Of Total Spankers), who each deliver on a personalised specialty : Madam Spanker (a rupturing of skin integrity), Roypaddlin' (extended sting time and thunderclap volume), Spankarole (depth of colour and bruising) & Paddlie (splinters).

8 of our team - that's 40% - have fallen foul of the lash this week, a new record for the season. Stop looking so proud. I hope to be visiting Kryal Castle in coming weeks with a view to expanding our punishment toolset. The adjustable dingo carrier might be a handy addition to the options available.

Lucky this isn't a sport where you need to sit down. Spankings on field. Spankings off field. I doubt our bot bots could take this much.

 

[Papa Juggs]

Good to hear you're well prepared to get spanked.

Warriors have cracked the code on winning with their star new recruit.

BJO fans can enjoy ex-Roys player Papa Juggs running down the wing and scoring goals once again.

 

[TedDougChris]

Lucky this isn't a sport where you need to sit down. Spankings on field. Spankings off field. I doubt our bot bots could take this much.

Is there a correlation between the introduction of this policy, the huge lines outside the spanking centre and our poor on field performance ??

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Good to hear you're well prepared to get spanked.

Warriors have cracked the code on winning with their star new recruit.

BJO fans can enjoy ex-Roys player Papa Juggs running down the wing and scoring goals once again.

BJO fans are unlikely to remember you. They barely remember us.

 

[TedDougChris]

BJO fans are unlikely to remember you. They barely remember us.

They haven’t had much to cheer of late. Perhaps that Runk goal from a few weeks ago. A barrel (no, not you Barrels ) from the back pocket..

 

[I Dont Care]

For indiscretions during the previous week, the following Roys FFC players are instructed to report to the BJO Spanking Room for re-education by our specialised BOTS :
- I Dont Care - 7 spankings, at 22.69 joules.
- TedDougChris - 6 spanks, 9.33J.
- 3KZ is Football - 3 spanks, 14.88J.
- A Bit High - 3 spanks, 20.75J.
- Allikat - 2 spanks, 10.37J.
- Barrels - 2 spanks, 12.50J.
- fitzroybowiedog - 2 spanks, 21.90J.
- Mobbs - 2 spanks, 2.36J.

The spankings will be carried out by our highly trained BOTS team (Bunch Of Total Spankers), who each deliver on a personalised specialty : Madam Spanker (a rupturing of skin integrity), Roypaddlin' (extended sting time and thunderclap volume), Spankarole (depth of colour and bruising) & Paddlie (splinters).

8 of our team - that's 40% - have fallen foul of the lash this week, a new record for the season. Stop looking so proud. I hope to be visiting Kryal Castle in coming weeks with a view to expanding our punishment toolset. The adjustable dingo carrier might be a handy addition to the options available.

I'm so proud

 

[I Dont Care]

I’m moving up the rankings, I’m gunning for top spot I Dont Care !!

Just keep saying 'morning all' and you'll get there

 

[Mobbs]

BJO fans can enjoy ex-Roys player Papa Juggs running down the wing and scoring goals once again.

I don't remember you ever playing for the Roys. ???

 

[Broken]

Good to hear you're well prepared to get spanked.

Warriors have cracked the code on winning with their star new recruit.

BJO fans can enjoy ex-Roys player Papa Juggs running down the wing and scoring goals once again.

It'll still be 2nd in their memories to the time you did a nudie run down the wing with a g-banger on your head.

 

[Runk]

They haven’t had much to cheer of late. Perhaps that Runk goal from a few weeks ago. A barrel (no, not you Barrels ) from the back pocket..

Whatever works

 

[pantskyle]

I don't remember you ever playing for the Roys. ???

You take your fantasy persona way too seriously.

 

[Mobbs]

You take your fantasy persona way too seriously.

What does that even mean?

 

[pantskyle]

What does that even mean?

Your old man persona = forgetful...

I shouldn't have to explain it.

 

[Mobbs]

Your old man persona = forgetful...

I shouldn't have to explain it.

My persona is built around being oblivious to current pop culture. My memory problems are real!

But I had forgotten Papa Juggs had played for us. I am sure I had a graphic telling him we'd never recruit him, many seasons ago. But then I went a bit MIA, and when I returned, I found he was here. Or recently had been. Or something. Then I went MIA again, and when I came back, he was not here. I don't know how he got in here but I've since changed all the locks and been busy with No-More-Gaps. And also clipped fitzroybowiedog behind the ear once or twice.

I like Juggs but I don't think he would have been suited at the Roys. Regardless, I'm glad he's still playing. Best captain the Demons ever had. Is that also his pathway at the Warriors?

 

[pantskyle]

My persona is built around being oblivious to current pop culture. My memory problems are real!

But I had forgotten Papa Juggs had played for us. I am sure I had a graphic telling him we'd never recruit him, many seasons ago. But then I went a bit MIA, and when I returned, I found he was here. Or recently had been. Or something. Then I went MIA again, and when I came back, he was not here. I don't know how he got in here but I've since changed all the locks and been busy with No-More-Gaps. And also clipped fitzroybowiedog behind the ear once or twice.

I like Juggs but I don't think he would have been suited at the Roys. Regardless, I'm glad he's still playing. Best captain the Demons ever had. Is that also his pathway at the Warriors?

Pathway to the Warriors was him being delisted by the Hawks and asking if he can play for the Warriors, as we are a nice, friendly team we were happy to give him a spot.

 

[Mobbs]

Pathway to the Warriors was him being delisted by the Hawks and asking if he can play for the Warriors, as we are a nice, friendly team we were happy to give him a spot.

But my pathway question was with regard to his future as a possible Warriors skipper

Oh, and I found the image:

Get it? it's an ape with clown gear on? Get it? Somebody please get it.

 

[RelaxMax]

Pathway to the Warriors was him being delisted by the Hawks and asking if he can play for the Warriors, as we are a niche, friendly team we were happy to give him a spot.

Missed it by that much