Official Match Thread Season 27 Round 11 - Sin City Swamprats vs East Side Hawks at Underground Stadium

[por_please_ya]

Don't worry Spook, we'll get back to normal scheduling today

 

[NaturalDisaster]

And Simon Goodwin as our assistant...

Goodwin isn’t a bad coach, Melbourne are just a bunch of arrogant w***ers who expected things to just happen.

 

[MWPP]

Don't worry Spook, we'll get back to normal scheduling today

Or move sideways to Bollywood

 

[GotTheGoodes]

I used to take quite a few to a lovely place on Rundle St called Cocolat. But it's gone now haha (not that I need a first date spot anymore ).

Maybe Mae on Peel St is a good place for drinks, and then you can always go to Bread & Bone upstairs for burgers.

Brunelli on Rundle St, rather versatile, can either have coffee and cannoli or dinner.

BREAD AND BONE.


YES.

 

[GotTheGoodes]

Rodney Eade

Bbaahhhhaaa!!!!


*runs away*

 

[Firestarter]

I already hate you all.

But I do hate Bitchass Eade and Criminal Thug Barry Hall a lot more.

 

[philreich]

5 on the trot!

Did you guys appoint Brad Scott?

The sim seems to pick on a team every season to have multiple losses in a row - last season it was the Warriors, and now we've drawn the short straw. The way our luck is going, if it was raining female movie stars, we'd catch Lassie, or Shrek's missus in her birthday suit!!!

 

[MWPP]

if it was raining female movie stars, we'd catch Lassie

Lassie was adorable

or Shrek's missus in her birthday suit!!!

Accidentally in love!

 

[spookism]

The sim seems to pick on a team every season to have multiple losses in a row - last season it was the Warriors, and now we've drawn the short straw. The way our luck is going, if it was raining female movie stars, we'd catch Lassie, or Shrek's missus in her birthday suit!!!

That's some nasty Rule 34 shit right there.

Not as nasty as losing 5 games in a row, though.

 

[Firestarter]

Lassie was adorable


Accidentally in love!

Hey jackster, this guy is counting your crows. Get em.

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

Actually **** "minimum card charges"
I just purchased 9 litres of Aloe Vera in order to make a $20 card purchase limit at a shop where I was just trying to buy a $2 pack of dumplings. So I guess Aloe Vera on me...

 

[por_please_ya]

Actually **** "minimum card charges"
I just purchased 9 litres of Aloe Vera in order to make a $20 card purchase limit at a shop where I was just trying to buy a $2 pack of dumplings. So I guess Aloe Vera on me...

Next time, just visit the ATM

 

[sportsmaniac89]

Actually **** "minimum card charges"
I just purchased 9 litres of Aloe Vera in order to make a $20 card purchase limit at a shop where I was just trying to buy a $2 pack of dumplings. So I guess Aloe Vera on me...

Aloe Vera drink or just the stuff you put on skin?

 

[Loonerty]

Well this is the worst moment of the thread.

And I thought me and Qui Gon Jinn
Could talk the Federation in
To maybe cutting them a
Little slack

Well their response
It didn't thrill us
They locked the doors
And tried to kill us
We escaped from that gas
And met Jar Jar and Boss Nass

Moral of that story is, don't hand out your business card on a date, it's kinda weird. Simples

...shit. I was counting on these 10,000 "Podcast host" business cards getting me places in love

Actually **** "minimum card charges"
I just purchased 9 litres of Aloe Vera in order to make a $20 card purchase limit at a shop where I was just trying to buy a $2 pack of dumplings. So I guess Aloe Vera on me...

Pretty sure NSW has banned this practice.

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

Pretty sure NSW has banned this practice.

BRB moving to Sydney

 

[jackster83]

BRB moving to Sydney

Pretty sure even a can of Coke costs over $20 in NSW though.

 

[spookism]

...shit. I was counting on these 10,000 "Podcast host" business cards getting me places in love

 

[por_please_ya]

I'm more concerned there are 10,000 of them lol.....

 

[Loonerty]

I'm more concerned there are 10,000 of them lol.....

I'm a realist.

 

[philreich]

First time I heard about paraprosdokians, I liked them. Paraprosdokians are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected and is frequently humorous. (Winston Churchill loved them)

1. Where there's a will, I want to be in it
2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you ... but it's still on my list.
3. Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
4. If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
5. We never really grow up -- we only learn how to act in public.
6. War does not determine who is right, only who is left.
7. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
8. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
9. I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
10. In filling out an application, where it says, "In case of emergency, notify..." I answered "a doctor."
11. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
12. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
13. I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.
14. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
15. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
16. You're never too old to learn something stupid.
17. I'm supposed to respect my elders, but it's getting harder and harder for me to find one now.

 

[Agent93]

So... hard... to... read...

 

[Firestarter]

And I thought me and Qui Gon Jinn
Could talk the Federation in
To maybe cutting them a
Little slack

Well their response
It didn't thrill us
They locked the doors
And tried to kill us
We escaped from that gas
And met Jar Jar and Boss Nass

...shit. I was counting on these 10,000 "Podcast host" business cards getting me places in love

Pretty sure NSW has banned this practice.

We took a bongo from the scene
And went to Theed to the Queen
We all wound up on Tatooine
That's where we found this boy...

 

[Agent93]

Oh my, my, this here Anakin guy
Maybe Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry.
And he left his hom and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

 

[Agent93]

Tell us about the goals you've kicked Golumless, and what has turned you into a force of nature in S27.

 

[Firestarter]

Oh my, my, this here Anakin guy
Maybe Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry.
And he left his hom and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

Did you know this junkyard slave
Isn't even old enough to shave?
But he can use the Force, they say
Well do you see him hitting on the Queen
When he's 9 and she's just 14
Yeah he's probably gonna marry her someday...