Official Match Thread Season 27 Round 11 - Sin City Swamprats vs East Side Hawks at Underground Stadium

[Golumless]

Tell us about the goals you've kicked Golumless, and what has turned you into a force of nature in S27.

Well I was the reason we all won a SOO competition with my heroic 1 goal decoy performance in the finals. I also don't like Baghdad, so I decided to kick 7 there after returning to the waterfall to meditate under which I used for the SOO grand final.

I'also found inspiration from my hero, Noobz0r, goal kicking prowess recently. Made me realise I could be better.

 

[Agent93]

Well I was the reason we all won a SOO competition with my heroic 1 goal decoy performance in the finals. I also don't like Baghdad, so I decided to kick 7 there after returning to the waterfall to meditate under which I used for the SOO grand final.

I'also found inspiration from my hero, Noobz0r, goal kicking prowess recently. Made me realise I could be better.

Interesting you bring up Noobz, you're running about the same accuracy he did last season, and we all know that ended in All SFA recognition.

 

[Golumless]

Interesting you bring up Noobz, you're running about the same accuracy he did last season, and we all know that ended in All SFA recognition.

Evidently, that is a problem with our home ground and it should be rectified immediately. Bring in all pockets, make the goal posts wider etc.

 

[philreich]

 

[Firestarter]

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I'm going to hell for laughing and don't care.

 

[sportsmaniac89]

I'm going to hell for laughing and don't care.

That makes 2 of us

 

[Firestarter]

That makes 2 of us

We get to meet Toby.

 

[philreich]

Good game at the G so far - could be a classic finish.

 

[Firestarter]

Good game at the G so far - could be a classic finish.

Too bad the clubs involved are cringeworthy as hell (but blaming Richmond for Caroline Wilson is probably unfair...).

 

[spookism]

Well I was the reason we all won a SOO competition with my heroic 1 goal decoy performance in the finals. I also don't like Baghdad, so I decided to kick 7 there after returning to the waterfall to meditate under which I used for the SOO grand final.

I'also found inspiration from my hero, Noobz0r, goal kicking prowess recently. Made me realise I could be better.

Don't forget the Captain that made the brave (and correct) choice to place you there.

I heard he's a stand-up kind of guy.

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

I've found my new favourite subreddit
r/powerwashingporn

 

[philreich]

Too bad the clubs involved are cringeworthy as hell (but blaming Richmond for Caroline Wilson is probably unfair...).

Melbourne's second quarter was cringeworthy - held goalless in a quarter for the 4th time this year. Hopefully the Hawks follow suit on Sunday.

 

[Sparkle]

Actually **** "minimum card charges"
I just purchased 9 litres of Aloe Vera in order to make a $20 card purchase limit at a shop where I was just trying to buy a $2 pack of dumplings. So I guess Aloe Vera on me...

I'm kind of curious what kind of store sells both $2 packets of dumplings, large quantities of Aloe Vera and has a $20 card limit. I tend to either stick to large stores or shop online

And also, presuming this store sells many things, why buy Aloe Vera? Surely they had some lollies or soft drink or even some magazines? You could get your granny on and do the puzzles in That's Life or Take 5

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

I'm kind of curious what kind of store sells both $2 packets of dumplings, large quantities of Aloe Vera and has a $20 card limit. I tend to either stick to large stores or shop online

And also, presuming this store sells many things, why buy Aloe Vera? Surely they had some lollies or soft drink or even some magazines? You could get your granny on and do the puzzles in That's Life or Take 5

It was an asian grocers. There was fresh food (my dumplings) and there was bagged/frozen stuff. I didn't feel like walking the kilo home with a tonne of frozen food which would probably not get eaten. Yes there were lollies but they were dirt cheap. My bother LOVES aloe vera so it worked out in the end. But my god 9kilos is so much heavier than it sounds...

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

I've found my new favourite subreddit
r/powerwashingporn

Forgive me father for I have sinned

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

Forgive me father for I have sinned

Aren't I supposed to say that to you?

 

[AceAndy]

I've found my new favourite subreddit
r/powerwashingporn

I was hoping for a little less powerwashing and a little more ...

 

[Golumless]

Don't forget the Captain that made the brave (and correct) choice to place you there.

I heard he's a stand-up kind of guy.

The easy call is not a brave call

I've found my new favourite subreddit
r/powerwashingporn

it's no r/trees, or r/beansinthings

 

[Golumless]

I was hoping for a little less powerwashing and a little more ...

I read that wrong and was expecting super artsy photos of washing powder.

 

[Sparkle]

It was an asian grocers. There was fresh food (my dumplings) and there was bagged/frozen stuff. I didn't feel like walking the kilo home with a tonne of frozen food which would probably not get eaten. Yes there were lollies but they were dirt cheap. My bother LOVES aloe vera so it worked out in the end. But my god 9kilos is so much heavier than it sounds...

Has he got a few mosquito bites that need healing? I tend to use Stingoes cream, it stings at first but it's fine after a few minutes

 

[Agent93]

The easy call is not a brave call

That and I abhor Luke Darcy and his misuse of that term.

 

[Ant Bear]

That was an...interesting...24 hours!

Brace yourselves, I'm catching up

 

[Ant Bear]

Ant Bear your "location" on BigFooty makes doing the underground handballs really strenuous in Rats games. Can you please rectify this.

Do you search the match threads for the word Underground?

I will try to assist you

 

[Ant Bear]

It's bloody hard to win a game of footy 22 on 4

On the other hand, it makes for a cracking orgy Underground

 

[Ant Bear]

Has everyone recovered from 4 day weekend yet? Might be a tough one on the training track this week.

The one-day working week trial was encouraging. It's like they've privatised the dole Underground!