Banter Banter thread Part 2 - Opposition fans welcome

[Metalcrusher]

Funny thing about punishment.

For Carlton supporters coping the Wooden spoon from and Mum, and then also from your Footy club would be a harrowing experience.

At least I have a Mum and Dad … moreover I actually know who they are as well.

 

[agro]

Wooden spoons - it’s the gift that keeps on giving.

No laughing at Collingwood under 6 point losses in finals is far more satisfying.

 

[No SPIN]

At least I have a Mum and Dad … moreover I actually know who they are as well.

It was a mutual thing - I filed for emancipation when I found out they were Carlton supporters.

 

[No SPIN]

No laughing at Collingwood under 6 point losses in finals is far more satisfying.

Surprised that you even know where September is on the calendar.

 

[agro]

Do you think Nathan Buckley will ever be as good as Bob Rose and lose 2 Grand Finals by less than a goal or will he have to satisfy himself by losing a Grand Final by a kick and the a Preliminary Final the next year by one kick?

 

[Robbo's my hero]

It was a mutual thing - I filed for emancipation when I found out they were Carlton supporters.

Not bad but I know from a reliable source that your mum and dad still receive counselling because of you.

 

[agro]

Surprised that you even know where September is on the calendar.

As I understand you haven’t won a Grand Final traditionally since 1958.

 

[No SPIN]

As I understand you haven’t won a Grand Final traditionally since 1958.

I can see you’re running out of steam.

 

[Metalcrusher]

It was a mutual thing - I filed for emancipation when I found out they were Carlton supporters.

Ahh it all becomes clear now they were your foster parents …..

 

[No SPIN]

Not bad but I know from a reliable source that your mum and dad still receive counselling because of you.

Yes - but the same Counsellor has also made a fortune from many other Carlton supporters with nightmares about being chased by wooden spoons wearing Carlton jumpers.

 

[agro]

I can see you’re running out of steam.

I can go all day.

You are loser and your team are losers with heroic history of losing.

Now you run along and go watch your highlights of 79, 80 and 81 Grand Finals or whatever it is that you do.

 

[Robbo's my hero]

Yes - but the same Counsellor has also made a fortune from many other Carlton supporters with nightmares about wooden spoons.

Now you’ve plumbed the depths of inanity again. LIFT!

 

[agro]

Here let me give you a few nightmares.

Crompton, Breen, Hopkins, Barassi, Harmes, Bartlett, Doull, Voss, Akermanis, Bartel and Sheed.

 

[No SPIN]

Now you’ve plumbed the depths of inanity again. LIFT!

Do you doubt Carlton supporters have nightmares about being chased by Wooden Spoons wearing Carlton jumpers?

Anxiety is a real affliction - not to be taken lightly.

 

[No SPIN]

Guys it’s been a blast.

Best of luck for 2020.

 

[agro]

You and your club are legendary mediocre failures, either leave or stick around and be lathered in olive oil whilst we roast you slowly.

 

[Metalcrusher]

Pfft campaigner is a soft****.

 

[Robbo's my hero]

Do you doubt Carlton supporters have nightmares about being chased by Wooden Spoons wearing Carlton jumpers?

Anxiety is a real affliction - not to be taken lightly.

 

[haveago]

You seem to have a fixation with wooden spoons - is it an English Public school disciplinarian fetish?

For me it is more a Nigella Lawson thing.
Anyhow with all our cups a few spoons come in handy
The spoon that turned into Sam Walsh is my fav bedtime story

 

[Gethelred]

Wooden spoons - it’s the gift that keeps on giving.

Do Collingwood fans even know about gift giving? I thought it was called looting for you lot.

 

[No SPIN]

Do Collingwood fans even know about gift giving? I thought it was called looting for you lot.

Don’t give up your day job - you’ll starve as a comedian.

 

[Gethelred]

Don’t give up supporting Carlton - you’ll starve as a Collingwood supporter.

EFA

 

[No SPIN]

EFA

Is that best you’ve got?

 

[Aphrodite]

Is that best you’ve got?

Bit quiet over on your Board!

 

[No SPIN]

Bit quiet over on your Board!

No, people are quoting my post from 2 weeks ago - it’s polite to respond