Bluemour Melting Pot XXI - Like seriously, the polar ice caps have got nothing on us

[Brezsa]

LANDED!

Tweets to follow from the airport from the reporters who read bigfooty

 

[DEliades]

ANNOUNCE PAPS FFS

 

[Aphrodite]

Better show up on as live breaking news this morning. I don’t think any other news will be more important today.

Just waiting for confirmation from Tom Browne reporting live from Tullamarine.

I expect something like ...

'I believe Eddie Betts has just arrived in Melbourne'
My sources tell me he boarded a QANTAS flight from Adelaide earlier this morning'

 

[CJMB]

Hutchy spotted hiding in a wheelie bin.

Did you mean to say a skip?... How big are wheelie bins these days?

 

[ITCHY EYEBALLS]

"Eddie, get to the chopper!!!"

 

[Just Kreuzing]

Rumour has it that Eddie was held up at Adelaide Airport because of excess baggage...he accidentally packed a second pair of shorts

Anxiety attack when the flight movie was a replay of Richmond winning the grand final.

 

[Juddrockz]

Question is: how fast can we get Eddie through a club medical and into a polo at AFL HQ? Can someone map a route/schedule?

2pm is my guess.

 

[bluemahogany]

Any chance they unveil Jack and Eddie together. Jack has a huge love for Eddie.

Be great stage management

Doubt, better for the clubs to spread it out and dominate the news for the next 2 days.

 

[Aphrodite]

Did you mean to say a skip?... How big are wheelie bins these days?

Nope wheelie bin.

 

[Robbo's my hero]

Tweets to follow from the airport from the reporters who read bigfooty

My daughter thinks you should find a hobby other than Instagram stalking although she thinks you’re very funny.

 

[Heres Waite]

Just waiting for confirmation from Tom Browne at Tullamarine.

I expect something like ...

'I believe Eddie Betts has just arrived in Melbourne'
My sources tell me he boarded a flight from Adelaide earlier this morning'

“As it happens, just at that moment Orazio Fantasia walked past and told me to **** off, take that as you will ... but yeah, the earth is flat!”

 

[Mondyboy]

My daughter thinks you should find a hobby other than Instagram stalking although she thinks you’re very funny.

Pfffft. All the cool kids do it.


On iPhone using BigFooty.com mobile app

 

[Rosscoe]

Whats happening now? is he walking to get a taxi...i just gotta know

 

[RPCB]

Just waiting for confirmation from Tom Browne reporting live from Tullamarine.

I expect something like ...

'I believe Eddie Betts has just arrived in Melbourne'
*Eddie Betts seen collecting his bags in the background*

EFA

 

[WalshYouLegend]

Hmm. I heard it was Brad Crouch hidden in his luggage in a last ditch attempt to get away from the joint.

Airport security had to physically remove him from the bag.

Crouching Luggage, Hidden Brad?

 

[KohPhi]

Just waiting for confirmation from Tom Browne reporting live from Tullamarine.

I expect something like ...

'I believe Eddie Betts has just arrived in Melbourne'
My sources tell me he boarded a QANTAS flight from Adelaide earlier this morning'

You forgot 'make of it what you will'

 

[Forever_Lona]

EFA

I keep seeing EFA and cannot for the life of me work out what it stands for. Any help?

 

[Aphrodite]

 

[ABigOlDoofus]

Sam Edmund saying that * will hold JD to his contract.

If he's right, * are seriously stupid, 5+9 for a player who:

a. Has barely played in 2 years

b. Doesn't want to be there

c. Can just walk for essentially nothing next year

Is an insanely good deal and they should have taken it and run. I hope their arrogance bites them in the ass.

 

[RPCB]

I keep seeing EFA and cannot for the life of me work out what it stands for. Any help?

Edited for Accuracy.

 

[Zlatan]

Aph ur doing gods work with the twitter updates. Much appreciated.

 

[Navara79]

 

[JuddgementDay]

Whats happening now? is he walking to get a taxi...i just gotta know

Last seen dodging & weaving a few reporters; he still has his great evasiveness

 

[Aphrodite]

Mystery player

Outline.com

outline.com

 

[Forever_Lona]

Edited for Accuracy.

Much obliged!