Official Match Thread Season 30 Round 3 - Baghdad Bombers vs Dragons FFC @ Abdu Prison

[T2B_]

Who masturbates in front of a mirror? What does that achieve? Are you having problems finding your target? Does your gut impede your view so much that you can't see your dick? Oof! Just eat a salad, buddy.

Too many dumplings?

I hear the Bombers have some resident connoisseurs of dumplings. Just remember guys, sharing is caring until your teammate can no longer see his own dick.

 

[Cadsky]

Who masturbates in front of a mirror? What does that achieve? Are you having problems finding your target? Does your gut impede your view so much that you can't see your dick? Oof! Just eat a salad, buddy.

 

[A Swallow]

Incoming!!!

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Bomber aircraft...delicious

 

[serial_thrilla]

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It was a pretty piss poor joke to be fair. Maybe consult with your humour coach before attempting another one?

 

[A Swallow]

They sound like they're 14.

Course you'd be pleased

14 years old?

 

[AceAndy]

Do you masterbate to yourself in the mirror?

sh*t can I say that here? So many kids around. Metalcrusher help. I don't know what the posting etiquette is around kids in the SFA.

Would you like me to report this so we can get an official ruling ?

 

[Kilroy]

This will be the bombers reaction...

He just scored a double-century, yeah?

 

[Santoz]

Who masturbates in front of a mirror? What does that achieve? Are you having problems finding your target? Does your gut impede your view so much that you can't see your dick? Oof! Just eat a salad, buddy.

You are by far the shittest banterer I've met on here.

4 sentences to get to your punchline and in the end you called him fat

You aren't doing well early doors.

 

[A Swallow]

Don't be stupid. We looked up the old map.

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Seems about right from how I remember it.

 

[Santoz]

Would you like me to report this so we can get an official ruling ?

Course you would.

Can't have Andy's fun with the tweeners interrupted

 

[AceAndy]

Course you would.

Can't have Andy's fun with the tweeners interrupted

You seem rattled friend.

 

[Ashman OG]

Wont even have to rock up sunday.
Arent the bummers tanking now or whatever?

 

[Stoods]

Too many dumplings?

I hear the Bombers have some resident connoisseurs of dumplings. Just remember guys, sharing is caring until your teammate can no longer see his own dick.

They bloody better share dumplings! Pan fried pork dumplings for me thanks
Cmon lads.. treat your guests well

 

[Matt_352]

You are by far the shittest banterer I've met on here.

4 sentences to get to your punchline and in the end you called him fat

You aren't doing well early doors.

That's ok Mr floppy dicktator sir

 

[VandoHawk]

Who masturbates in front of a mirror?

 

[T2B_]

They bloody better share dumplings! Pan fried pork dumplings for me thanks
Cmon lads.. treat your guests well

Agree. Hopefully they help provide for the post-game celebration.

 

[Cadsky]

Would you like me to report this so we can get an official ruling ?

Do as you please

 

[Matt_352]

They bloody better share dumplings! Pan fried pork dumplings for me thanks
Cmon lads.. treat your guests well

Yeah pork stickers are the best

 

[Matt_352]

Wont even have to rock up sunday.
Arent the bummers tanking now or whatever?

Going by the season so far

 

[Santoz]

You seem rattled friend.

You seem happy to be king of the kids

 

[Matt_352]

You seem happy to be king of the kids

Atleast he isn't a floppy dicktator

 

[Kilroy]

They bloody better share dumplings! Pan fried pork dumplings for me thanks
Cmon lads.. treat your guests well

Can recommend the camel sausages and chicken shawarma at the Baghdad Cafe
for 5,000 dinars each.

 

[Cadsky]

That's ok Mr floppy dicktator sir

Atleast he isn't a floppy dicktator

AceAndy you gonna report these posts aswell?

 

[Stoods]

You seem happy to be king of the kids

This is what happy to be king of the kids looks like..

 

[T2B_]

R U OK cadsky