Official Match Thread Season 30 Round 3 - Baghdad Bombers vs Dragons FFC @ Abdu Prison

[WaynesWorld19]

Mmm. The sandwich platters would be amazing.

There would be plenty of team talk on field .....not sure it would all be Qooty related

 

[A Swallow]

Are you just making stuff up now. No, the definition of self confidence is not being aware of how prolific one is. I threw that out as a throw away line. The definition is vague at best. Because self confidence means different things to different people. But generally, it’s a “trust in ones abilities, Skill set, or judgement”.

Please don’t try to pass off your surface level opinions , and google searches, as though they were so universally agreed upon, they’re beyond question. It’s lazy.

Bottom line is, I gave your boys a seeing to, and you’ve rushed to their rescue. I admire that. But stay in your lane.

Haha, this is fantastic. I thought to myself “that’s strange, why would he mention google searches?”. So I googled self confidence and it gave me - nearly word for word - the phrasing you used above. So you literally googled it to see what it would say, then claimed that this is what I had done. Brilliant doc.

Tell me, what is my lane exactly? I can’t call you out for a heightened sense of self importance?

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Sure thing.

Do you ever take some time out from smashing that keyboard to reflect on your posting? I mean those post to like ratios are genuinely disturbing. It would be great if you did some self appraisal.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Haha, this is fantastic. I thought to myself “that’s strange, why would he mention google searches?”. So I googled self confidence and it gave me - nearly word for word - the phrasing you used above. So you literally googled it to see what it would say, then claimed that this is what I had done. Brilliant doc.

Tell me, what is my lane exactly? I can’t call you out for a heightened sense of self importance?

The emergency lane?

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

Hey AceAndy , looks like you’ve found a beauty here. A “no you” response with a “fu** head” thrown in. Clearly a thinker. fu** me, this is bad. So bad. So so so bad.

Hey Cold Sober, since your captain and none of your teammates have taught you anything. Please allow me.

Before you post next, stop. Go away, and write down twenty potential things to say. Throw that in the bin. Write down another twenty. Then run it by me, and I’ll let you know how to NOT embarrass yourself.

Omfg... stitches

 

[A Swallow]

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So what's with the semicolons dude?
Somehow I doubt T2B_ or Jacob Weitering (in his av) will be doing it with Darcy Vescio cos she ain't interested!

That is precisely how a semicolon should be used in that context. I’m confused as to why you’re questioning correct grammar, simply because I called out your (self-appointed) genius teammate’s poor grammar?

For the record, I wouldn’t typically nit-pick over minor grammatical errors, until someone makes a baseless claim to be more intelligent than everyone else.

 

[A Swallow]

The emergency lane?

Well unsurprisingly I spend a lot of time dealing with emergencies, but at least I’m typically getting paid for it.

 

[CALL ME SNAKE]

Just waking up now. I used to have to get up at 4:20 every morning for work.
I for one am loving this isolation stay at home thingy.
There's plenty of fun to be had at home by yourself.

 

[WaynesWorld19]

Well unsurprisingly I spend a lot of time dealing with emergencies, but at least I’m typically getting paid for it.

Are you the Dragons Club Doctor ?

 

[A Swallow]

Are you the Dragons Club Doctor ?

No, I’m pissed far too much of the time for that.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

That is precisely how a semicolon should be used in that context. I’m confused as to why you’re questioning correct grammar, simply because I called out your (self-appointed) genius teammate’s poor grammar?

For the record, I wouldn’t typically nit-pick over minor grammatical errors, until someone makes a baseless claim to be more intelligent than everyone else.

Poor form mate mentioning his grammar. She is also dead.

 

[A Swallow]

Poor form mate mentioning his grammar. She is also dead.

Who is dead? And why is anyone being deceased relevant to grammar when shouting one’s intellectual prowess from the rooftops?

 

[Bradesmaen]

Do you ever take some time out from smashing that keyboard to reflect on your posting? I mean those post to like ratios are genuinely disturbing. It would be great if you did some self appraisal.

Cool

 

[VainGlorious]

Ok people, it’s time for some home truths, and not everyone is going to like what I’m about to say.

The Dragons recruiting methods remind me of Carlton since the early 2000’s.
We had a couple of decent picks here and there, but mostly we just recruited pure, unadulterated, unwashed shit.

I can see it right now, how these interviews with AceAndy would go down, and how they would bear some semblance of the Blues recruitment pitches of yesteryear.

AA: Hi there, and welcome to the SweetFA.
You’ll need a couple of things to qualify for a spot on this illustrious Draggers list.

1) A big footy account

and

2) Your parents wifi password




Interviewee:

K.



Aceandy:

Welcome to the Draggers, you’ll command a prime position given your extreme talents and rudimentary understanding of the English language.
A perfect fit.

Second interview.

AA:

Hi guys, AceAndy here, what do you think you can add to the Drags as returning posters this year?

Interviewees:

Grunting, muffled sounds, undulated foreheads.

AA:

You’ll certainly command some prime positions with that sort of chatter.

Welcome back friends.



*AceAndy checks on his turnips to see if any of his recently purchased echidnas have choked.

Nope, we good, GO DRAGGERS!

 

[WaynesWorld19]

Waits for reaction to the Bluevein .....I can see Bradesmaen now ....feeling setupon, no team support ....calling out to his Capt

 

[A Swallow]

Ok people, it’s time for some home truths, and not everyone is going to like what I’m about to say.

The Dragons recruiting methods remind me of Carlton since the early 2000’s.
We had a couple of decent picks here and there, but mostly we just recruited pure, unadulterated, unwashed sh*t.

I can see it right now, how these interviews with AceAndy would go down, and how they would bear some semblance of the Blues recruitment pitches of yesteryear.

AA: Hi there, and welcome to the SweetFA.
You’ll need a couple of things to qualify for a spot on this illustrious Draggers list.

1) A big footy account

and

2) Your parents wifi password

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Interviewee:

K.

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Aceandy:

Welcome to the Draggers, you’ll command a prime position given your extreme talents and rudimentary understanding of the English language.
A perfect fit.

Second interview.

AA:

Hi guys, AceAndy here, what do you think you can add to the Drags as returning posters this year?

Interviewees:

Grunting, muffled sounds, undulated foreheads.

AA:

You’ll certainly command some prime positions with that sort of chatter.

Welcome back friends.

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*AceAndy checks on his turnips to see if any of his recently purchased echidnas have choked.

Nope, we good, GO DRAGGERS!

As opposed to the recruitment method at the Bombers:

 

[WaynesWorld19]

As opposed to the recruitment method at the Bombers:
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[Bradesmaen]

As opposed to the recruitment method at the Bombers:
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Look at them, so happy to be drafted

 

[VainGlorious]

As opposed to the recruitment method at the Bombers:
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LOL! Needs more burkas and goats with machine guns, but otherwise accurate.

 

[WaynesWorld19]

Look at them, so happy to be drafted

Don't you infer my team are kids .....you, you ...I'll spit at you & bite too

 

[Bovo]

Cool

Whoah, calm down turbo. I can’t believe you were holding the “cool” card and you have played it already. Such a big move at this time. I am worried you may not be able to come up with other four letter words as an attempt to respond to a come back, but based on your responses, you look like a seasoned poster. I am sure if you run out of words you can always catch reruns of Sesame Street.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Cool

All it will take is some quiet self reflection on your posting. The stats really don't lie. It would seem very few posters on any of the boards you frequent enjoy your posts. Time for some internal locus of control.

 

[Bradesmaen]

All it will take is some quiet self reflection on your posting. The stats really don't lie. It would seem very few posters on any of the boards you frequent enjoy your posts. Time for some internal locus of control.

Righto

 

[WaynesWorld19]

Righto

cooney can you take your twin brother home please

 

[Bradesmaen]

Whoah, calm down turbo. I can’t believe you were holding the “cool” card and you have played it already. Such a big move at this time. I am worried you may not be able to come up with other four letter words as an attempt to respond to a come back, but based on your responses, you look like a seasoned poster. I am sure if you run out of words you can always catch reruns of Sesame Street.

Nope