Official Match Thread Season 30 Round 3 - Baghdad Bombers vs Dragons FFC @ Abdu Prison

[T2B_]

You've had your piss go back to the party.

Granted their party is basically this

 

[serial_thrilla]

We’re the Bombers. Not the dogs!


Wait. I do get kept in the dark a lot. miggs , did we change our name? Seriously!

I like this new Baghdad Beagles branding you've taken on.

Look, here's MITS:

 

[TheCoach16]

A Gun is definitely better than a spork

Not if you’re eating chunky soup.



Sorry. I already did the soup gag. I just couldn’t be forked thinking up another punchline. “Forked”! Get it?

 

[TheCoach16]

You do know a spork isn't a sexual device yeah?

Unless you’re having sex with chunky soup!



Yeah, yeah, I know. That’s three times now. I don’t care!

 

[Strigoi]

Yeah some headstones

 

[T2B_]

Not if you’re eating chunky soup.



Sorry. I already did the soup gag. I just couldn’t be forked thinking up another punchline. “Forked”! Get it?

I get the sense you would be quite the purveyor of dad jokes, Coach.

 

[Matt_352]

Granted their party is basically this

Very flamboyant of them to have party hats

 

[Strigoi]

I think she's planning on giving KohPhi's kidneys a working over. Strigs seems so nice off the field, but she's an animal once the boots are on.

You seen her new studs?
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Pretty darn snazzy, if I do say so myself.

 

[miggs]

We’re the Bombers. Not the dogs!


Wait. I do get kept in the dark a lot. miggs , did we change our name? Seriously!

We may have fluked a premiership or two. But we’re definitely not the Dogs

 

[KohPhi]

Hope everyone’s ready for the big game. It should be a real battle.
Elbows are sharpened...



Im ready for, I believe KohPhi is the ruck?

 

[Matt_352]

We may have fluked a premiership or two. But we’re definitely not the Dogs

K

 

[KohPhi]

I hear that KohPhi wears two shinguards whilst rucking.

I'm preparing as we speak..

 

[KohPhi]

I have the first aid kit for the Bombers. I’ll place it in their locker room for them.

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Thanks Strig..Just pop it next to the urinal. We hhave 'pre prepared' in case QASADA come testing..

 

[TheCoach16]

Lol no it isn’t

You can call me a campaigber if you want

Blatant mod abuse. Are you going to take that, ND?!

 

[KohPhi]

Granted their party is basically this

I didn't realise AceAndy wore glasses..

 

[AceAndy]

I didn't realise AceAndy wore glasses..

Only when i am driving.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Blatant mod abuse. Are you going to take that, ND?!

I am pretty chill, unlike if you were one there would be cards left right and centre

 

[TheCoach16]

I get the sense you would be quite the purveyor of dad jokes, Coach.

I’m generally a joyless individual. Spend most of my time yelling at people. Trying to civilise them. Not big on jokes. Dad or otherwise. Not a fan of music either. Or mirth. Or frivolity.


I’m a delight at parties.

 

[Matt_352]

I’m generally a joyless individual. Spend most of my time yelling at people. Trying to civilise them. Not big on jokes. Dad or otherwise. Not a fan of music either. Or mirth. Or frivolity.


I’m a delight at parties.

What a sad life

 

[TheCoach16]

I am pretty chill, unlike if you were one there would be cards left right and centre

**** yeah, there would be! If I was a mod, most teams wouldn’t have enough players to field a team most weeks.


Where do I apply?

 

[Santoz]

I’m generally a joyless individual. Spend most of my time yelling at people. Trying to civilise them. Not big on jokes. Dad or otherwise. Not a fan of music either. Or mirth. Or frivolity.


I’m a delight at parties.

They only have to see you once a year.

Unlike us ...

 

[KohPhi]

What a sad life

I bet YOU'VE never had a transvestite shit on your chest..

Sad.....pffft.

 

[Santoz]

What a sad life

Just wondering, were you recruited because of the SFA's Tour of BigFooty on the Pies board?

 

[Matt_352]

I bet YOU'VE never had a transvestite sh*t on your chest..

Sad.....pffft.

Lol you can have that experience all to yourself

 

[NaturalDisaster]

What a sad life

Coach reckons Photograph by nickelback is a masterpiece, not even kidding