Official Match Thread Season 30 Round 3 - Baghdad Bombers vs Dragons FFC @ Abdu Prison

[Hatchy1992]

The official term is grandiose delusions. I don’t have a complex. I’m superior. It’s not an opinion. It’s unequivocal.

 

[Strigoi]

Thanks Strig..Just pop it next to the urinal. We hhave 'pre prepared' in case QASADA come testing..

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Is that how it’s done! Who knew!

 

[Ljp86]

Mate i hate the Dragons

Triggered.

 

[Ljp86]

Far out what a sh*t show these last 10 pages or so are

Only 10? Try all 84 pages thus far.

 

[TheCoach16]

Obviously NoDicks has taken you outside for a piss, get back into the inbred kennel party and leave me alone.
I'm having a good night , I don't need your feral crap.

“Feral”?!?! You’re calling ME feral?!?! I’ve tried to play nice with you. But that’s it.


You’ve been spectacularly disgusting this entire thread. The only reason you haven’t been banned is because I said no when I was given the option to report your shit, you ****en hay stacking, biscuit eating, unwashed, uncultured, uneducated, cousin ****ing, inbred, dullard, troglodyte!

 

[A Swallow]

I mean, that and telling us you fly fighter planes, when in reality ...

Yes of course. I’d make that up to impress random punters on the interwebz

 

[A Swallow]

Someone surmise the last 10 pages please. I was on a date

 

[Santoz]

Yes of course. I’d make that up to impress random punters on the interwebz

If were a trolley pusher and coffee pourer like you are, then I would too

 

[Cold Sober]

Remember this low lifes.
' STICK A TOOTHBRUSH IN THAT DIRTY WHORE MOUTH' ,directed at Strigs. So we cop that do we.
Then you take off with your higher than higher vitriol.
I reply to crap directed at me with crap. I'm quite happy to be out of this once enjoyable forum if it means not having to stick up with you and your inbred mates.
Is this where I'm supposed to thank you for not getting me banned .

 

[Matt_352]

No, but fu**, I should be! I’d fix everything!

Couldn't be any worse then what we currently have

 

[KohPhi]

That’s harsh. You barely know me. It usually takes people a long time before they call me a dog!

He obviuosly hasn't seen your muscular hindquarters.

 

[KohPhi]

Remember this low lifes.
' STICK A TOOTHBRUSH IN THAT DIRTY WHORE MOUTH' ,directed at Strigs. So we cop that do we.
Then you take off with your higher than higher vitriol.
I reply to crap directed at me with crap. I'm quite happy to be out of this once enjoyable forum if it means not having to stick up with you and your inbred mates.
Is this where I'm supposed to thank you for not getting me banned .

Nice melt.

 

[KohPhi]

This is me mucking around with Doctor Colossus last Sunday (he's been struggling ever since he was banned from Death Mountain):
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Don't know what that is....

...but I'd ****ing tap it.

 

[KohPhi]

Someone surmise the last 10 pages please. I was on a date

On who's date?

 

[Ljp86]

Ljp86 will back me on this one.

 

[Ljp86]

Remember this low lifes.
' STICK A TOOTHBRUSH IN THAT DIRTY WHORE MOUTH' ,directed at Strigs. So we cop that do we.
Then you take off with your higher than higher vitriol.
I reply to crap directed at me with crap. I'm quite happy to be out of this once enjoyable forum if it means not having to stick up with you and your inbred mates.
Is this where I'm supposed to thank you for not getting me banned .

There's been some average stuff said both ways but I agree that the comment you've quoted was out of line.

 

[Bradesmaen]

There's been some average stuff said both ways but I agree that the comment you've quoted was out of line.

The Bombers have no humour, it's mostly teenage humour and backslapping on "your mum" level jokes. It started out alright with a rookie in Kilroy but then the regulars have come in and lowered the discourse significantly like pubescent 15 year olds.

 

[Kilroy]

The Bombers have no humour, it's mostly teenage humour and backslapping on "your mum" level jokes.

From what I'm lead to believe there are in fact quite a few teens on your list. And don't mums yearn for a bit of figurative backslapping in these "hands-off" times?

 

[A Swallow]

If were a trolley pusher and coffee pourer like you are, then I would too

I can provide whatever evidence you require, but it seems childish at this point.

 

[A Swallow]

On who's date?

Unsure. Didn’t catch their names, but he said regular condoms are too small so she proceeded to put one on a watermelon to prove him wrong. She then kicked him out.

 

[A Swallow]

You're right. I am concerned.

I'm concerned that if he's as good at his job as he is as the English language or banter then the next financial year the Aus government will have $100mill less in hardware to utilise for the Air Force.

In good news though, there'll be one extra paper filing, coffee making job open up for another underskilled citizen to take up

Let me get this straight, you’re implying that because you misidentified my point completely, I’ll probably crash a 100 million dollar fighter? (Not that you would have any idea what being good at my job entails).

Just making sure I follow your logic.

 

[VandoHawk]

Any place. Any time. Bring it on, killa! I’ve been in training.

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This is the most intimidating thing I've seen all thread

 

[A Swallow]

I am more inclined to believe Swallow is a fighter jet pilot.

 

[Pugsley]

That’s harsh. You barely know me. It usually takes people a long time before they call me a dog!

But what am I?

 

[Matt_352]

They are free to believe what they want to but I am legit a qualified Pastry Chef and an Accountant as well lol