Official Match Thread S30 - Round 6 Sin City Swamprats vs Baghdad Bombers at Underground Stadium

[Cadsky]

Haven't you only been in the league for 5 minutes?
And pretty hard to fold a club that's won two of the last three flags

Maybe I have but ive elevated myself to VC in those 5 mins mate.

 

[Santoz]

You do in Sin City

Sounds naughty.

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

You don't like MITS' humour?

Not a fan tbh

 

[Cadsky]

Sand v swamp. I have a nice pole house on the swamp just a short distance from the entrance to the underground.

Does it come with free pole dancers?

 

[Cadsky]

Not a fan tbh

I thought you were getting along swell

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

Maybe I have but ive elevated myself to VC in those 5 mins mate.

Oooh me too! Word of advice, don't try and join an expansion bid or you'll have to give it to a flog like jackster83

 

[ant555]

Does it come with free pole dancers?

Well we are in Sin City

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

I thought you were getting along swell

We'll hug it out after the Rats' big win on Sunday

 

[Cadsky]

Well we are in Sin City

Ahh yes. I can see why you left. I mean who wouldn't want a piece of this?

 

[Nunez]

I've been saying that about the swamprats for seasons

How dumb are you then? Two premierships in three years - meanwhile you've had three captains in one year. Embarassingly bad comment.

"Haha transgender people funny hahaha"
Truly the height of banter, the beez will surely be shared between the 20 of them

Truly the dregs of the SFA.

 

[Cadsky]

Oooh me too! Word of advice, don't try and join an expansion bid or you'll have to give it to a flog like jackster83

No need to leave baghdad. I love it here

 

[ant555]

Ahh yes. I can see why you left. I mean who wouldn't want a piece of this?
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Sunday night disco in the Rats den is always entertaining.

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

No need to leave baghdad. I love it here

Blink twice if you want out and we'll let you stay at the Underground til you can find a new team

 

[philreich]

Haven't you only been in the league for 5 minutes?
And pretty hard to fold a club that's won two of the last three flags

And has reached the preliminary final or better every season since season 25.

 

[Santoz]

How dumb are you then? Two premierships in three years - meanwhile you've had three captains in one year. Embarassingly bad comment.



Truly the dregs of the SFA.

Do you think transgender people can't be funny?

I'm shocked and appalled that you hold such a negative opinion of them.

Eddie Izzard is a fine stand up comic thank you very much.

 

[Cadsky]

Blink twice if you want out and we'll let you stay at the Underground til you can find a new team

I appreciate your kind recruitment advances but I'd rather play for the wonders

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

but I'd rather play for the wonders

We'd rather you did too, but we were just being polite

 

[Ant Bear]

Pretty sure bedford is actually Kenny. You know the old bloke that sings in the change rooms after a swans win. Well there few and far between atm. My point is he's too old to run and couldn't kick over a tin can.

Ahh, the better Kenny.

 

[VainGlorious]

Oh gday fellas, it’s SarahSmiles here , the self-confessed moral compass of the SFA. I’m totally against everything that anyone posts and I like to voice my disdain at anyone that doesn’t agree with me. Bombers are racist and they should change their brand to the London Sissynannies so as not to offend every other mouth breather on Big Footy.
I’m also against masks as I believe it’s my human right to have rights.

And I see he also dragged the 4 cheese melt Nunez in with him.

Not the sharpest tool in the shed is Noons.

Here’s a rundown of the banter we can expect from the best melter in the business this week.

1) Durrrr, Bomber fold yet? Yes? Durrr

2) More captain from Bomber change this year? Durrrrr

3) If I bash head on wall, brain cell reappear yes? Durrrr


Just so everyone knows what to expect, that’s all.

Good day.

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

Makes sense. I have heard you are a miserable campaigner.

From who? Was it KohPhi?!?! I dropped him once for a BFFCL game when that was still running and he still hasn't gotten over it smh. Anyway, this miserable campaigner has won more flags in the past three seasons than you will in your entire career so evidently I'm doing something right

 

[akkaps]

From who? Was it KohPhi?!?! I dropped him once for a BFFCL game when that was still running and he still hasn't gotten over it smh. Anyway, this miserable campaigner has won more flags in the past three seasons than you will in your entire career so evidently I'm doing something right

Thanks for the reminder on the BFFCL

 

[GremioPower]

We're going to give GremioPower the role of goalkicking coach. To reward him, we'll be giving him unlimited access to the Rats high-speed Wi-Fi.*

*may not actually be high speed.

I have scored 10.4:64 in 5 games (0.0, 4.1, 0.0, 2.2, 4.1).

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

Thanks for the reminder on the BFFCL

One day bud, one day it'll be great again

 

[Cadsky]

We'd rather you did too, but we were just being polite

Well I can't fault the rats hospitality

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

Here’s a rundown of the banter we can expect from the best melter in the business this week.

1) Durrrr, Bomber fold yet? Yes? Durrr

2) More captain from Bomber change this year? Durrrrr

3) If I bash head on wall, brain cell reappear yes? Durrrr

4) Have I won more flags than you yet? Yes? Durrrr

Come on mate, you missed the most low hanging fruit, FIFY