Official Match Thread Season 31: Round 2 - West Coast Wonders vs Baghdad Bombers @ The Colosseum

[Santoz]

The incoherent vomit that your club has produced this week actually scared ArdentEagle off. Perhaps it's time you focus your efforts elsewhere? Although I'm yet to see you recruit a single player to the club. You got to keep kickthething we got AE.

Why are you making my post about us?

I'm a little taken aback that you wouldn't join in, in congratulating ArdentEagle on his efforts.

Can we put this rivalry aside for a moment and give some recognition where it's due, please

 

[dogs105]

Thanks for your patience Bomber brethren and Wonders heathens. I was caught up helping a few semi street urchins from the poorer side of the street improve their reading as I often do when I can find a few spare minutes. The smile it puts on their sweet little faces is all the reward I ask for in donating my time and teaching expertise to these kind little souls. They've come such a long way since I began working with them. Little Timmy could barely sound out the alphabet when I started working with him, but now he's come so far. Tonight for example, I had him reading a few easy sentences at his level of reading and writing and meaning-making, about Grade 3 level if you will ...



Bless little Timmy's sweet, sweet heart. He began to weep and wiped tears away with an old handkerchief (that must have been his father's before he passed) and tucked it back into his bedraggled and slightly stained pyjama pants.

"Little Timmy," I began, "why are you crying?"

Through sobs, Timmy explained how sorry he felt for the poor unfortunate soul who'd written it.

Here was little Timmy, living in foster care with the knees in most pairs of pants he owned being worn out, behind his peers by years in basic literacy (although gaining ground) and he was concerned for the person whose writing he'd just read! I comforted Timmy in advising him the author was getting the advice and help he needs from another altruist friend Tony Lynn 15.

In any sense, I'd like to put my serious hat on here for just a few brief moments. I'm rapt that here we are this evening to come together to let a few bygones be bygones and what better way to mark this moment than acknowledging the efforts of a ripping clubman who has played a part in building the culture of both clubs through his hard work and dedication. This is a qooty player who knows the ins and outs of the league as he's been around the traps and taken the positive aspects he's experienced along the journey and utilised them at both the Bombers and the Wonders, making both clubs all the richer. His dedication to his teammates and his leadership at each club can't be questioned. I'm sure ClarkeM will agree with this sentiment; that Clarkey was ecstatic to get this guy across. As a Bomber, each week when we went to war, we knew this bloke had our back every step of the way, day in day out. He's worn many hats along the way and is always eager to learn more and hone his SFA craft, be it in the threads or behind the scenes. What's pleased me this week is to understand he's now thinking more club first and is willing to put others first before himself for the enjoyment of the group. Outside the SFA he's a dedicated family man whose passion and zest for life no doubt enriches those lucky enough to be in his closest family circle. Bombers and Wonders, I'd like us to charge our glasses, bottles or sippy cups (Crusty Undies) as I'm proposing a toast. A toast to a poster that will forever be a part of the fabric of the Bombers and will no doubt be held in the same regard at the Wonders when his time there comes to an end. Bombers and Wonders, I'd like us to put our differences aside just for this brief moment, charge your aforementioned drinks and raise a toast to ArdentEagle for the outstanding contributions he's tirelessly and thanklessly made at both clubs. Onya AE, you'll be deeply missed at the Bombers mate and we'll gladly welcome you back with open arms whenever you're ready

 

[JT_the_Man]

After tangling with either of those two you’ll need to visit the bloody clinic!

I only visit the clinic for the good stuff.

 

[dogs105]

How's it going U2tigers ?

 

[Cadsky]

Why are you making my post about us?

I'm a little taken aback that you wouldn't join in, in congratulating ArdentEagle on his efforts.

Can we put this rivalry aside for a moment and give some recognition where it's due, please

Yeah you've been smoking crack

ArdentEagle is well aware of my appreciation of his efforts since he joined the Wonders

 

[VainGlorious]

I only visit the clinic for the good stuff.

Oestrogen tablets?

 

[Keg still on legs]

Honestly, I have no idea which flank I’m playing on so I’ll just warn both my potential opponents (MITS Keg still on legs) that they are going to be in for a long day on Sunday. Seriously, you may as well bring a lawn chair and an esky to just kick back and enjoy the show, because I will be putting on a clinic.

That's how I usually play so it'll feel normal to me.

 

[Crusty Undies]

All these people tagging me while I'm not around Antonio BlueVein Santoz BLUEALLTHRU... I'd have more wit in my little finger while in an induced coma after a major stroke in the language centre of my cortex than the entirety of your team combined. Good luck this week beating me in the mids, let alone the rest of the boys. You'll need it flogs.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

All these people tagging me while I'm not around Antonio BlueVein Santoz BLUEALLTHRU... I'd have more wit in my little finger while in an induced coma after a major stroke in the language centre of my cortex and still have more wit than the entirety of your team combined. Good luck this week beating me in the mids, let alone the rest of the boys. You'll need it flogs.

Mate I didn't tag you !

 

[akkaps]

I like akkaps

You do?

 

[SSwans2011]

How the **** is this shittruck of a thread at 74 ****ing pages? When did that happen? **** all of you for being active without me but especially the Bombers stupid campaigners

I'm so mad I'm gonna go piss off my neighbours by playing loud music in my garage that would probably make The Jesus spontaneously combust in a confused flame of confusion and arousal

Here's a dope new album for you all to feast on while I do that because I know the Bombers' lives revolve around me

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Having a VB now for a top Australian.

 

[croweater 41]

Thanks for your patience Bomber brethren and Wonders heathens. I was caught up helping a few semi street urchins from the poorer side of the street improve their reading as I often do when I can find a few spare minutes. The smile it puts on their sweet little faces is all the reward I ask for in donating my time and teaching expertise to these kind little souls. They've come such a long way since I began working with them. Little Timmy could barely sound out the alphabet when I started working with him, but now he's come so far. Tonight for example, I had him reading a few easy sentences at his level of reading and writing and meaning-making, about Grade 3 level if you will ...



Bless little Timmy's sweet, sweet heart. He began to weep and wiped tears away with an old handkerchief (that must have been his father's before he passed) and tucked it back into his bedraggled and slightly stained pyjama pants.

"Little Timmy," I began, "why are you crying?"

Through sobs, Timmy explained how sorry he felt for the poor unfortunate soul who'd written it.

Here was little Timmy, living in foster care with the knees in most pairs of pants he owned being worn out, behind his peers by years in basic literacy (although gaining ground) and he was concerned for the person whose writing he'd just read! I comforted Timmy in advising him the author was getting the advice and help he needs from another altruist friend Tony Lynn 15.

In any sense, I'd like to put my serious hat on here for just a few brief moments. I'm rapt that here we are this evening to come together to let a few bygones be bygones and what better way to mark this moment than acknowledging the efforts of a ripping clubman who has played a part in building the culture of both clubs through his hard work and dedication. This is a qooty player who knows the ins and outs of the league as he's been around the traps and taken the positive aspects he's experienced along the journey and utilised them at both the Bombers and the Wonders, making both clubs all the richer. His dedication to his teammates and his leadership at each club can't be questioned. I'm sure ClarkeM will agree with this sentiment; that Clarkey was ecstatic to get this guy across. As a Bomber, each week when we went to war, we knew this bloke had our back every step of the way, day in day out. He's worn many hats along the way and is always eager to learn more and hone his SFA craft, be it in the threads or behind the scenes. What's pleased me this week is to understand he's now thinking more club first and is willing to put others first before himself for the enjoyment of the group. Outside the SFA he's a dedicated family man whose passion and zest for life no doubt enriches those lucky enough to be in his closest family circle. Bombers and Wonders, I'd like us to charge our glasses, bottles or sippy cups (Crusty Undies) as I'm proposing a toast. A toast to a poster that will forever be a part of the fabric of the Bombers and will no doubt be held in the same regard at the Wonders when his time there comes to an end. Bombers and Wonders, I'd like us to put our differences aside just for this brief moment, charge your aforementioned drinks and raise a toast to ArdentEagle for the outstanding contributions he's tirelessly and thanklessly made at both clubs. Onya AE, you'll be deeply missed at the Bombers mate and we'll gladly welcome you back with open arms whenever you're ready

In the wise words of Antonio BlueVein

 

[TRUMAN#1]

How's it going U2tigers ?

Good mate, hope all is well for you.

Popped in after being tagged, and how good is it to see you, JT and Cactus_ post in 1 night. great stuff.

Sad to notice Cactus_ was delisted, I hope he returns for you.

 

[snozulu]

Sexy team

Yeah i'm sure with beer goggles and sperm suits on your team might look attractive enough for the bottom tear comp at the bottom of the barrel

 

[snozulu]

Sexiest team I've ever played in!

You need to get out more.

 

[Cadsky]

Good mate, hope all is well for you.

Popped in after being tagged, and how good is it to see you, JT and Cactus_ post in 1 night. great stuff.

Sad to notice Cactus_ was delisted, I hope he returns for you.

It was a day day when I received his notice of resignation

 

[Santoz]

Wow. I go to all that effort to try to acknowledge a great poster in a brief armistice for both clubs seeing the Wonders have tried and incoherently failed, to sully a few good Bomber names & this is the thanks I get

 

[Cadsky]

You need to get out more.

3 month old at home. Not happening unfortunately

 

[haydo]

You need to get out more.

Why would he need to get out when he’s already in the sexiest team of all time?

 

[Cadsky]

Wow. I go to all that effort to try to acknowledge a great poster in a brief armistice for both clubs seeing the Wonders have tried and incoherently failed, to sully a few good Bomber names & this is the thanks I get

You will never receive thanks from anyone outside of Baghdad. Best you get used to it

 

[Santoz]

You will never receive thanks from anyone outside of Baghdad. Best you get used to it

You seem a little upset Cads.

Your request for simmer & moderator both been politely rejected eh

 

[ArdentEagle]

Thanks for your patience Bomber brethren and Wonders heathens. I was caught up helping a few semi street urchins from the poorer side of the street improve their reading as I often do when I can find a few spare minutes. The smile it puts on their sweet little faces is all the reward I ask for in donating my time and teaching expertise to these kind little souls. They've come such a long way since I began working with them. Little Timmy could barely sound out the alphabet when I started working with him, but now he's come so far. Tonight for example, I had him reading a few easy sentences at his level of reading and writing and meaning-making, about Grade 3 level if you will ...



Bless little Timmy's sweet, sweet heart. He began to weep and wiped tears away with an old handkerchief (that must have been his father's before he passed) and tucked it back into his bedraggled and slightly stained pyjama pants.

"Little Timmy," I began, "why are you crying?"

Through sobs, Timmy explained how sorry he felt for the poor unfortunate soul who'd written it.

Here was little Timmy, living in foster care with the knees in most pairs of pants he owned being worn out, behind his peers by years in basic literacy (although gaining ground) and he was concerned for the person whose writing he'd just read! I comforted Timmy in advising him the author was getting the advice and help he needs from another altruist friend Tony Lynn 15.

In any sense, I'd like to put my serious hat on here for just a few brief moments. I'm rapt that here we are this evening to come together to let a few bygones be bygones and what better way to mark this moment than acknowledging the efforts of a ripping clubman who has played a part in building the culture of both clubs through his hard work and dedication. This is a qooty player who knows the ins and outs of the league as he's been around the traps and taken the positive aspects he's experienced along the journey and utilised them at both the Bombers and the Wonders, making both clubs all the richer. His dedication to his teammates and his leadership at each club can't be questioned. I'm sure ClarkeM will agree with this sentiment; that Clarkey was ecstatic to get this guy across. As a Bomber, each week when we went to war, we knew this bloke had our back every step of the way, day in day out. He's worn many hats along the way and is always eager to learn more and hone his SFA craft, be it in the threads or behind the scenes. What's pleased me this week is to understand he's now thinking more club first and is willing to put others first before himself for the enjoyment of the group. Outside the SFA he's a dedicated family man whose passion and zest for life no doubt enriches those lucky enough to be in his closest family circle. Bombers and Wonders, I'd like us to charge our glasses, bottles or sippy cups (Crusty Undies) as I'm proposing a toast. A toast to a poster that will forever be a part of the fabric of the Bombers and will no doubt be held in the same regard at the Wonders when his time there comes to an end. Bombers and Wonders, I'd like us to put our differences aside just for this brief moment, charge your aforementioned drinks and raise a toast to ArdentEagle for the outstanding contributions he's tirelessly and thanklessly made at both clubs. Onya AE, you'll be deeply missed at the Bombers mate and we'll gladly welcome you back with open arms whenever you're ready

I'm getting emotional...This lovely message, thanks Santoz. Winning the Dragons metal for POTW, 13yr member award and my mate bought me a bottle of Knob Creek single barrel 60% (for my birthday soon), all in the same day. Me thinks the way things are going, the missus will give me a blowie tonight too!

Seriously though, it's been a very nice day. Pessimist inside me thinks some bad shit is about to go down. And not in that way either!

 

[Cadsky]

You seem a little upset Cads.

Your request for simmer & moderator both been politely rejected eh

Correct. ****ing NaturalDisaster

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Correct. ******* NaturalDisaster

If it makes you feel better, you are far closer to getting either of those than Santoz